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reid 🌈🍖🦯

@cannibalspectacle.bsky.social
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25+, disabled, asexual. they/them. cannibalspectacle on ao3. fanfic writer, creator of the hambleverse

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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Wait For Me” from Hadestown but it’s Grace and Rocky, in this essay I will—
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
žvaigždė, chapter 77: birthday boy Adam celebrates his first birthday after meeting Hamble. archiveofourown.org/works/309485...
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RIP Adam Raki/Graham-Lecter, you would have loved Project Hail Mary.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
JFC, guys, do not use “handicaps” to mean “moral deficit”, what the fuck is wrong with you? Eugenicists everywhere but left-wingers can have a little ableism as a treat
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can’t wait for all the s2 Shane Hollander crashout edits. I can feel them coming.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lan Qiren: what do you usually say when you answer the phone? Jiang Yanli: Hello Nie Huaisang: What’s up? Jin Zixuan: What it do? Wei Wuxian: No, she’s dead, this is her son.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Video game: You’re trespassing. It’s not too late to turn around. Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around. Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules?
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Let's be judgmental with mama!
A screenshot of Xiao Zhan and Xuan Lu as Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli in "The Untamed".  He wears black robes and she wears light purple ones.  They are looking at something/someone off-camera with similar expressions of judgment/distaste.A screenshot of Xiao Zhan and Xuan Lu as Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli in "The Untamed".  He wears black robes and she wears light purple ones.  They are looking at something/someone off-camera with similar expressions of judgment/concern.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hi friends. One week post-surgery I now have permission to start trying to “function normally” again, so here I am. Everything is blurry but I’m doing my best.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m having surgery next week and I feel bad because I haven’t gotten much writing or knitting done, but at the same time, I’ve been so anxious about the surgery that I feel like I can’t focus on writing or knitting
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy birthday, Haymitch
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Did nobody at East High think it was weird that Sharpay and Ryan wanted to play the lead roles in a show where the plot clearly involved romance between the leads? Did not a single person say “Hey, that’s a little concerning?”
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am once again saying “Fight For Me” from Heathers is teen Lan Zhan watching teen Wei Ying punch Jin Zixuan
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What ancient deity do I need to sell my soul to for me to get a Hollanov edit set to “Bad Idea” from Waitress?
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Friendly reminder that those pretty, aesthetic fonts y’all love are almost always difficult for people with vision issues to read and damn near impossible for screen-readers to process. And thus make things harder for your friends who have vision-related disabilities.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
NBC “Hannibal” promotional pictures be like
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
[Adam and Nigel are skipping rocks on a lake] Adam: It’s a beautiful evening. Nigel, whispering: Take that, you fucking lake.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Can someone smarter than me please explain how Jin Ling is apparently 15 in the novel despite it being only 13 years since Wei Ying died?
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Wait a Minute” by Sub-Radio is Hollanov-coded, in this essay I will—
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Does the existence of the words “utopia” and “dystopia” imply the existence of just a regular “topia” ?
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to Wei Ying
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Suite Life of Zach and Cody takes place in Boston. Hollanov canonically could have fucked at the Tipton Hotel.
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regrettable ikemen @lalelulelo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
As more people discuss censorship, I understand but am annoyed by the impulse to go “I don’t approve of [insert fictional kink] BUT…” I don’t care. It doesn’t help anything. Just say criminalizing fiction and censorship sucks.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Wangxian are Hanleia coded, To Me
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
How it started and how it’s going
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Wei Ying: Where’s a-Yuan? Lan Zhan: He went out. Wei Ying: He’s grounded. Lan Zhan: … Are they not allowed out when they’re grounded?
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying and I don’t argue. He tells me to shut the fuck up and I do.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Yanli: you know, a-Xuan, Lan Wangji gives a-Xian flowers every day. I wish you would do that. [later] Wei Ying: What is this? Jin Zixuan, holding out a bouquet: I don’t understand either.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hear me out: Clutching Bichen is Lan Zhan’s version of the Mr. Darcy hand-flex.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
my family: are you ever gonna tell us what those stories you write online are about? me:
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
WAKE UP, BESTIES, NEW FIC JUST DROPPED: Wei Wuxian, on memory and moving forward. archiveofourown.org/works/80952536
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Jiang Yanli: We listen and we don't judge. Wei Wuxian: I do! I judge!
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Let's be judgmental with mama!
A screenshot of Xiao Zhan and Xuan Lu as Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli in "The Untamed".  He wears black robes and she wears light purple ones.  They are looking at something/someone off-camera with similar expressions of judgment/distaste.A screenshot of Xiao Zhan and Xuan Lu as Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli in "The Untamed".  He wears black robes and she wears light purple ones.  They are looking at something/someone off-camera with similar expressions of judgment/concern.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Lan Zhan, at any given moment: Ancestors, give me patience, 'cause if you give me strength, I'ma need bail money.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hi, hello, don’t mind me, just dropping my fic series here in case you wanna read it. 👉👈 archiveofourown.org/series/4778656
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just know i'll be here - cannibalspectacle - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
When I say Wei Ying is the Action Movie Dead Wife, this is the sort of shit I’m talking about.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Wei Ying: Haters (Madam Yu) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing too loudly”). Nie Huaisang: How the hell do you draw too loudly? Wei Ying: Well, you see, the thing about child abuse is that it’s inherently irrational.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Wei Wuxian and a-Yuan brainrotted so hard I looked up the Mandarin version of “Remember Me”
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Rascal Flatts “Words I Couldn’t Say” but it’s Lan Zhan during the years Wei Ying was dead, thank you for coming to my TED Talk
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Me, with red string and a corkboard: Lan Zhan, Wei Ying and a-Yuan parallels with Jean Valjean, Fantine, and Cosette
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“BAD IDEA” FROM WAITRESS HOLLANOV-CORE, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Lan Zhan: What does “ily” mean? Wei Ying: who is saying this to you lol? Wei Ying: No seriously who is saying this to you?
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
ahem. wangxian doing the forehead boop. thank you for your time.
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Watching the new Bridgerton season like “PENELOPE MY BEST FRIEND I’VE MISSED YOU”
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Me: [thinks about Meng Yao for like five seconds] Me: HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE—
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
When fics talk about someone arching their back, are we supposed to imagine it going up, like a scared cat? Or down?
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Me: [thinks about Wangxian for like five seconds] Me: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DONT CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT’S BEEN, YOU’RE MINE—-
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