reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Wait For Me” from Hadestown but it’s Grace and Rocky, in this essay I will— 010
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026žvaigždė, chapter 77: birthday boy Adam celebrates his first birthday after meeting Hamble. archiveofourown.org/works/309485...archiveofourown.orgNew Session | Archive of Our OwnAn Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026RIP Adam Raki/Graham-Lecter, you would have loved Project Hail Mary. 010
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026JFC, guys, do not use “handicaps” to mean “moral deficit”, what the fuck is wrong with you? Eugenicists everywhere but left-wingers can have a little ableism as a treat 416946
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Can’t wait for all the s2 Shane Hollander crashout edits. I can feel them coming. 011
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Lan Qiren: what do you usually say when you answer the phone? Jiang Yanli: Hello Nie Huaisang: What’s up? Jin Zixuan: What it do? Wei Wuxian: No, she’s dead, this is her son. 010
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Video game: You’re trespassing. It’s not too late to turn around. Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around. Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules? 011
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Let's be judgmental with mama! 074
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Hi friends. One week post-surgery I now have permission to start trying to “function normally” again, so here I am. Everything is blurry but I’m doing my best. 110
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m having surgery next week and I feel bad because I haven’t gotten much writing or knitting done, but at the same time, I’ve been so anxious about the surgery that I feel like I can’t focus on writing or knitting 260
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Did nobody at East High think it was weird that Sharpay and Ryan wanted to play the lead roles in a show where the plot clearly involved romance between the leads? Did not a single person say “Hey, that’s a little concerning?” 110
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I am once again saying “Fight For Me” from Heathers is teen Lan Zhan watching teen Wei Ying punch Jin Zixuan 020
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026What ancient deity do I need to sell my soul to for me to get a Hollanov edit set to “Bad Idea” from Waitress? 010
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Friendly reminder that those pretty, aesthetic fonts y’all love are almost always difficult for people with vision issues to read and damn near impossible for screen-readers to process. And thus make things harder for your friends who have vision-related disabilities. 0189
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 23/10/2024NBC “Hannibal” promotional pictures be like 34911
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 15/02/2025[Adam and Nigel are skipping rocks on a lake] Adam: It’s a beautiful evening. Nigel, whispering: Take that, you fucking lake. 081
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Can someone smarter than me please explain how Jin Ling is apparently 15 in the novel despite it being only 13 years since Wei Ying died? 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“Wait a Minute” by Sub-Radio is Hollanov-coded, in this essay I will— 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Does the existence of the words “utopia” and “dystopia” imply the existence of just a regular “topia” ? 100
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The Suite Life of Zach and Cody takes place in Boston. Hollanov canonically could have fucked at the Tipton Hotel. 092
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯regrettable ikemen @lalelulelo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026As more people discuss censorship, I understand but am annoyed by the impulse to go “I don’t approve of [insert fictional kink] BUT…” I don’t care. It doesn’t help anything. Just say criminalizing fiction and censorship sucks. 2636303
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165117380
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing. 1436584
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Wei Ying: Where’s a-Yuan? Lan Zhan: He went out. Wei Ying: He’s grounded. Lan Zhan: … Are they not allowed out when they’re grounded? 000
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Lan Wangji: Wei Ying and I don’t argue. He tells me to shut the fuck up and I do. 071
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Yanli: you know, a-Xuan, Lan Wangji gives a-Xian flowers every day. I wish you would do that. [later] Wei Ying: What is this? Jin Zixuan, holding out a bouquet: I don’t understand either. 910247
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Hear me out: Clutching Bichen is Lan Zhan’s version of the Mr. Darcy hand-flex. 063
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025my family: are you ever gonna tell us what those stories you write online are about? me: 010821
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026WAKE UP, BESTIES, NEW FIC JUST DROPPED: Wei Wuxian, on memory and moving forward. archiveofourown.org/works/80952536archiveofourown.org 010
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Jiang Yanli: We listen and we don't judge. Wei Wuxian: I do! I judge! 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Lan Zhan, at any given moment: Ancestors, give me patience, 'cause if you give me strength, I'ma need bail money. 000
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Hi, hello, don’t mind me, just dropping my fic series here in case you wanna read it. 👉👈 archiveofourown.org/series/4778656archiveofourown.orgjust know i'll be here - cannibalspectacle - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 011
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026When I say Wei Ying is the Action Movie Dead Wife, this is the sort of shit I’m talking about. 041
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Wei Ying: Haters (Madam Yu) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing too loudly”). Nie Huaisang: How the hell do you draw too loudly? Wei Ying: Well, you see, the thing about child abuse is that it’s inherently irrational. 0124
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Wei Wuxian and a-Yuan brainrotted so hard I looked up the Mandarin version of “Remember Me” 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Rascal Flatts “Words I Couldn’t Say” but it’s Lan Zhan during the years Wei Ying was dead, thank you for coming to my TED Talk 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Me, with red string and a corkboard: Lan Zhan, Wei Ying and a-Yuan parallels with Jean Valjean, Fantine, and Cosette 010
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026“BAD IDEA” FROM WAITRESS HOLLANOV-CORE, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL— 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Lan Zhan: What does “ily” mean? Wei Ying: who is saying this to you lol? Wei Ying: No seriously who is saying this to you? 050
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026ahem. wangxian doing the forehead boop. thank you for your time. 021
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Watching the new Bridgerton season like “PENELOPE MY BEST FRIEND I’VE MISSED YOU” 000
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Me: [thinks about Meng Yao for like five seconds] Me: HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE— 030
reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026When fics talk about someone arching their back, are we supposed to imagine it going up, like a scared cat? Or down? 220
Reposted by reid 🌈🍖🦯reid 🌈🍖🦯 @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Me: [thinks about Wangxian for like five seconds] Me: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DONT CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT’S BEEN, YOU’RE MINE—- 071