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blake

@candlej4ck.bsky.social
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he/him | movie & music nerd | adhd weirdo | aspiring 🤖 just trying to survive this h̶̫̲͇́ͅe̸̼̮͗l̷̲̜͓̬̀̒̅̇l̸͓̲̂͜͜s̴̲͕̉͝c̵̢̙̊a̷̛̱͕̘͐͛̚p̴̝͕͐͑ě̷̡͎̚͝ discord: same nick

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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater defined my youth and the music in the games helped shape me into the adult I am today. Goldfinger - Superman got me into Ska and helped me fall in love with jazz. RATM - Guerilla Radio made me question authority and become an anti-capitalist. etc etc etc. What are your favs?
Cover for the "Greatest Hits" version of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 for the PlayStation. Photo on the cover is a fish-eye lens distorted view of Tony doing a grab trick at the top of a half pipe.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Pimp Trickle
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Starting to get spammed with ads from some company called "Keepler" which appears to be a “REVIEW HOW OUR DATE WAS” as a service with a bunch of AI attached and just shoot me into the fucking sun.
Screenshot of a website with the following...

"Not your mom's advice.
Sometimes, you need an objective take.
After 3 entries, KERI (Keepler Expert Relationship Intelligence) provides data-based insights, encouragement, and actionable advice so you can make smarter dating decisions, faster.”

End of the ad closes with a photo of a compass and a heart sitting on a piece of a map, and a photo of a robot finger touching a human finger in a way that's sorta creepy.
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@swiftonsecurity.com I have a good friend who streams, and they have a redeem where they wax themselves, which is normally just dumb, but tonight caused the creation of this masterpiece. I thought it might make you smile. Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (AHHHHH Remix)
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Spot on thread.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm going to take one for the team and come clean, this is definitely me and not someone else.
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
A picture of the lawn at Seattle Center with the fountain and the Space Needle in the background. The leaves on the trees are changing to fall colors.
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Spam Musubi, but the top layer of rice is rice krispy treat, and the bottom layer is a peanut butter rice krispy treat.
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Sas 🎃 @saseffects.com · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃👻 I dressed up as a 1950s pin up devil today but everyone said I looked more like ‘Him’ from Powerpuff girls. So let’s go with that.
devil girl face paint dress updevil girl face paint dress up costume
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Really needed a good cry tonight and Sufjan Stevens - The Only Thing is just... ugly cry every time
youtube.com
Sufjan Stevens, "The Only Thing" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Asthmatic Kitty Records
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Katherine Garcia @katherinejulia.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Breaking news! Transit advocates will be hosting a fundraising call for Harris/Walz on Thursday, August 15th at 7 pm ET. Several high ranking speakers have been confirmed. RSVP to join us. Please share! 🚌🚆
tinyurl.com
Train Lovers for Harris/Walz
We’re having a big volunteer run call for train lovers, bikers, walkers, rollers, riders, workers, etc. to support the Harris/Walz campaign!
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
lmao what.
Screenshot of a tweet by @svdate, text and a screenshot...

Text: "For those of you with real lives who do not have to monitor the coup-attempting criminal's social media feed, he has been calling VP Kamala Harris "Kamabla." I reached out to to a Senior Trump Campaign Official to sort it out. Here is how it went:"

Screenshot:
OP: "Why is he misspelling her name Kamabla?"
Trumpian: "Kamabla"
OP: "What does that mean?"
Trumpian: "Kamabla"
OP: "Can I use on the record?"
Trumpian: "Kamabla"
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Chris McMahon @chrismcmahon.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
do you know where your cat is?
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Alexandra Patsavas is so so great at picking songs that hit just right. The O.C., Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Girl, etc. New Moon's soundtrack is a particular favorite and I believe are all exclusive songs. "Thom Yorke - Hearing Damage" and "Bon Iver + St. Vincent - Roslyn" being two of my favorites.
en.wikipedia.org
Alexandra Patsavas - Wikipedia
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
A ton of the PNW are resistant to everything from fluoridated water to "unneeded vaccines" which led to a relatively massive Measles outbreak a few years back. Also let me introduce you to "Raw Water"...
arstechnica.com
Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak
Health officials would like to remind you that drinking untreated water is a bad idea.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
are people actually unhappy with this icon? y'all, it's pretty good. it rests comfortably.
iOS home screen with a small number of app icons. notably, bluesky is present with the new butterfly logo. the background picture is fog and birds flying, taken by the wonderful elle armageddon
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
@faineg.bsky.social thought you might appreciate this.
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked
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rthm_health @rthm.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
🚨🎅What to do if Santa brings you COVID-19! 🦠You may not be as concerned about an acute infection as you were early in the pandemic, but the risk of #LongCOVID remains very real. 📊1 in 10 people are at risk of developing this debilitating long-term illness. rthm.com/articles/you...
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
You’re really making me regret calling someone out for misunderstanding you, jfc
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I promised myself I wouldn’t weigh into discourse, but then did cause I can’t help myself. Big appreciation to @naebumaye.bsky.social for reminding me that while some of us might disagree on methodology, demonizing others who want the same thing is really unhelpful and splits focus.
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social cookbook when
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Honestly unless you’re vegan, it’s hard to miss when frying things in butter. Honestly wondering what wouldn’t work…?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
cut my life into pieces/ im at the bored ape show/ UV LIGHTING/ NO SEEING/ GOT MELANOMA ON MY SKIN/ ITS NOT HEALING
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Being an ally involves supporting doll on doll violence.
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Ah fuck, also... Miles Davis - Kind of Blue
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Sigur Rós - ( )
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
dad poster in one sentence.
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
tfw you just really want to complain / vent about something and get validation but instead you just bury it so you don't have to deal with judgment or disapproval.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
When the homie shows up looking fly as hell
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/10/2023
a bucket of RATS can be filled in ONE NIGHT or try it on BATS if they're NOT in FLIGHT you can buy it onLINE and it ain't no TROLL it's the BEASTIE BUCKET for PEST conTROL
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
"Bart, say the line!"

Sighing, wearing his agency issued FBI ball cap, Bart Simpson complies,"We were previously aware of the shooter."
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
depluralize a band (Sum 41) Maths Class
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Depluralize a band The Killers Murderer
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Rage Against A Bunch Of Gears
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Honestly there are so many things that would just be better / more amusing if done by The Count. Respect to the OG though.
youtube.com
The Count Loves To Fuck
Funny bleeped out count
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AAHHHHH!ddy, @addyct.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
bluesky lore will forever be divided into BH and AH
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 19/10/2023
oh, hm. didn't think this through. sure hope i never need to scroll my TL to anything pre-howl ever again
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
I made a screen recording of me scrolling as fast as I could through my (relatively small) feed.
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 19/10/2023
a a a a a a w w w w w o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
a a a a a a w w w w w o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Korn! You come here and finish your vegetables right this instant!
Tweet from @pkkaos that reads

"#baby
THE HOSPITAL MESSED UP MY
BABYS NAME AND WE JUST GOT
THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ITS
KORN MY BABYS NAME IS LEGALLY
KORN"

Attached is photo of a portion of a birth certificate with the text

"FIRST AND MIDDLE NAME(S):
KORN <redacted>
LAST NAME(S):
<redacted>
DATE AND TIME OF BIRTH:
APRIL 10, 2021 09:33 PM"
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
lmao
Screenshot of an email:

Hello,
Thank you for completing your questionnaire.
You have been selected to take part in the next step of the jury selection process, which will occur by Zoom.
PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS THIS CASE, CONDUCT ANY RESEARCH (INTERNET OR OTHERWISE) INTO ANY OF THE SUBJECTS OR INDIVIDUALS IN THIS MATTER.
Your scheduled date/time is: Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 8:30 am (Please set aside at least 2 hours for this session).
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blake @candlej4ck.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Me Sober: Haha, what if we combined these fast foods into a mega fast-food, it'd be so good next time I'm high. Me High: Institutional issues with the way the church is viewed in this country and the political power they have is something we really need to talk about.
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