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I am the very model of a pseudointellectual I've posted scifi🚀 cat pics😺and my avatar is skeletal💀 Pan🏳‍🌈 she,they GenX Swiftie (@campyWHY from Twitter)

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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IMO he's acting like he knows he's gonna die before he finishes this term in office
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/09/2026
my favorite thing about gen z is how all their pets are named like, whisk, amphetamine, and lightbulb
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dan-marsh.bsky.social @dan-marsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using AI slop to protest the people who make AI is counterproductive.
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
always assume the least amount of privacy & accountability before clicking AGREE to TOS you haven't read
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this wasn't on my bingo card for 2026 but congratulations to Argentina! #LasMalvinasSonArgentinas
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026
We’re 869 days away from hearing, “Actually, the transition team can’t find the silverware.”
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
does anyone else suspect that Mitch McConnell is intubated on ventilator which would explain why he's not accepting visitors & his team is using genAi photos as proof of life?
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Burzek: Kim Burgess & Adam Ruzek in hospital
Alt: intubated patient Kim Burgess gets hand held by Adam Ruzek in hospital
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank you for the shout-out. I can never thank you enough for your support over the years. It’s a tough go being an editorial cartoonist in 2026, but I’m lucky to work for a newspaper that still wants to do its job. @theglobeandmail.com
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm so sorry Canada we have so much work in 2029 to toddler-proof the next administration
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my heart is so torn up💔 Rest in Power, Dolly 💪🎸🎶🦋
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Manimal @sammyhagarisgreat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton decided to cover "Stairway to Heaven" as a gospel song, and asked Robert Plant for permission to write a new verse for it, and Robert Plant basically said "of course you can, you're Dolly Parton" youtu.be/YhTvxVxXJLQ
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Dolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven (Audio)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MY HEALTH INSURANCE SUCKS it hardly covers anything AND costs me the price on a brand new iPhone 18 every damn month
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 12/07/2026
The heel turn you’re about to see from the right after a week of justifying the *murder* of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo to condemning people in the left for even talking about Lindsey Graham…
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【randi】 @dopamine.church · 07/07/2026
i would like anyone that says "ai moderation is bad" to spend ONE. SINGLE. DAY. acting as a human content reviewer on reported posts. haha. one single day. you don't even have to use frontier models. you can fine tune a local model to be pretty decent at assessing content via a rule based system.
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【randi】 @dopamine.church · 07/07/2026
ai moderation is good, actually. IT IS GOOD. I DO NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HATE AI. IT IS HARM REDUCTION FOR HUMANS THAT GET PTSD FROM HAVING TO LOOK AT CSAM AND ABUSE. YES, it can be done poorly. YES, when done poorly, it's largely going to hurt minorities and sex workers. BUT SO DOES HUMAN MODERATION.
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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 16/06/2026
this is why RAM costs $800 and entire towns have no water
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hey #SaveStargate fans! here's a printable template to send via snailmail to the head of Amazon Studios archiveofourown.org/works/864106...
archiveofourown.org
Save The Gate "Postcard" printables - Chapter 1 - thefifthmember - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Lauren @losewsswiftly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
promise to be dazzling ✨
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 14/06/2026
A colleague in CS once told me that Gen AI draws dicks everywhere because it’s been trained on so much stolen NSFW fanart. Going back and looking is quite funny because he’s totally right. It hides them in the little details as if it’s making the next little mermaid vhs box cover.
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Stargate Now Europe @stargatenoweu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
GateWorld has put together a roundup of the #SaveStargate campaigns already underway and ways you can get involved. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HAYYY BETCHES I'M BAAAACK long story short: was working 3 jobs that cranked into overtime for 6mos but now they're back to a much more manageable 30-40hr workweeks what'd I miss?
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Whiskers N Wishes Cat Sanctuary @wishesrescue.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Who can give BUTTERBALL a home this holiday season? This enormous chunk is now down 6 pounds and ready to move into a real home. He absolutely loves people. He gets along with cats after a slow introduction. Vax'd, wormed, and Felv/Fiv neg in #Tucson.
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
New rule. AI data centers must be powered by dry Christmas trees
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Rachael Sunday @rsundayr.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I just added more stuff to my Etsy shop, including these earrings made from vintage buttons. Use code BLUESKY10 to get 10% off your purchase through Monday 12/01. Feel free to share the code with anyone. 😊 thesundaypapers.etsy.com
vintage button earring in the shape of a tulipearrings made out of yellow square Bakelite buttonsdangly Bakelite button earringsiridescent mother of pearl earrings
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Kat Howard @katwithsword.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
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high & off the wallflower 👻spoopy szn edition👻 @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The kombucha girl side-eye/approving eye meme, with “Weird Al music”/“Weird AI music”
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Whiskers N Wishes Cat Sanctuary @wishesrescue.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
🐾 Grill Master & Sous This fluffy sibling duo just turned one, and they are playful, friendly, and SO soft. Grill Master is a little stressed right now and needs an adopter WITH his sister Sous. Perfect purring pair! Vax’d/chipped/wormed/Felv-Fiv neg in #Tucson
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
National Guard members were not getting shot in DC under Joe Biden.
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
it's hideously tacky to take photos of the deceased during an open casket viewing
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Whiskers N Wishes Cat Sanctuary @wishesrescue.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
👬 Renly & Rory = double the love, double the biscuits! These 12-year-old brothers are bonded for life and looking for a cozy home where they can stick together. 🐾 Vax’d, chipped, wormed, FeLV/FIV neg in #Tucson LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!!!
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Rachael Sunday @rsundayr.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hi! I've spent a lot of time this week adding items to my Etsy shop. I've made all of these things with my own hands! If any of you are looking for an unusual gift, or something weird for yourself, I made this coupon for you... Use BLUESKY10 to get 10% off your order 😊 thesundaypapers.etsy.com
A colorful embroidery piece in a wooden hoopbright, needle-felted wool ballsA brass necklace with a hand-drawn pendantA pair of earrings made from vintage Bakelite buttons
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Someones gotta photoshop MTG into here.
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Peoria Bummer @peoriabummer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Maybe we should have undocumented people deporting the Border Patrol instead.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/11/2025
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ theonion.com/emotionally-distant-hu…
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 19/11/2025
Probably going to be sharing a lot of Stargate memes today.
Meme with 4 panels. The first is an image of Captain America with the caption "Met two gods. Still a Christian." The second is an image of Iron Man with the caption "Met two gods. Still an atheist." The third is an image of the Hulk with the caption "Met two gods. Beat the shit out of them." The final panel is an image of SG-1 with the caption "Met lots of gods. Killed them all."
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Nerdy kid at keyboard: 
Hi guys, I've noticed that it is International Men's Day today, and I'm confused. Why do we need a day to talk about men? We're not a marginalised group like women, queer people, or people of colour. The media is already full of stories about men.

Big buff shirtless dude at keyboard:
I'm glad you asked, champ. Whatever your view on men's place in society, it's still true that we face a lot of issues - like social isolation, risk of suicide, health problems, and attitudes towards sex and child rearing. Having a day to talk about those doesn't take away from anyone else's problems. In fact, having a day to talk about them helps us be more mindful, and listen better at other times.

Second shirtless buff dude on a couch at his laptop:
The chief here is really on to something. I want to echo what he said, and also point out that the idea we should remain silent about our problems actually contributes to a lot of our issues. We are human beings, with human needs. Seeking mutual support and understanding isn't the same thing as placing a burden on others. Especially if we're providing it for each other.

Third buff dude at his laptop:
Right on, my fellow kings. We've inherited a social legacy of competition and division, and a lot of what makes a man in our era is under question. IMD is a chance for us to examine and rethink what we are together, and build the bonds of solidarity and support that will make a better way possible - like in this meme. Because in our hearts, we're all curious kids and buff guys on keyboards.
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Sebnem 💜 Haze @tinysebnem.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP!!! NEW STARGATE SERIES!!!
media.tenor.com
jerry from tom and jerry is screaming and crying throwing up
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is screaming and crying throwing up
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
musky boi has the original files
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Felicia Day @felicia.day · 19/11/2025
Omg. My dream job :O
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GateWorld.net @gateworld.net · 19/11/2025
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11... FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social
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Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series » GateWorld
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm.
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
OMGGGG #Stargate www.youtube.com/live/Bn26UdY...
youtube.com
STARGATE IS BACK (LIVE Reactions)
YouTube video by GateWorld
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Rachael Sunday @rsundayr.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Breaking News 🚨
Close up picture of my kitten’s toe beans. I don’t know a lot about K-pop, but I’m convinced that this is how Blackpink got their name 🖤🩷
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sarah @goingonawalk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Saturn devouring his son except their heads are oreos
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Whiskers N Wishes Cat Sanctuary @wishesrescue.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
💘 Meet Bae 💘 The name says it all — this 6yo sweetheart is pure love! Cute, cuddly, and ready to be your one and only. 🐾 Vax’d, chipped, wormed, and FeLV/FIV negative in #Tucson.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 05/11/2025
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Woke up today to the news
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney died
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 03/11/2025
shout out to the hardworking fetish artists of the internet on planet earth for making so much content that somebody at openai has fixing this as their job
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Joyful Trouble @mini-marshmallows.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Donald Trump is spending millions of dollars refurbishing the Lincoln bathroom and building a ballroom for himself and his rich friends while millions of Americans are about to lose their snap benefits. ☠️
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