campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026IMO he's acting like he knows he's gonna die before he finishes this term in office 000
Reposted by campylobacterashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/09/2026my favorite thing about gen z is how all their pets are named like, whisk, amphetamine, and lightbulb 1516314
Reposted by campylobacterdan-marsh.bsky.social @dan-marsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Using AI slop to protest the people who make AI is counterproductive. 0192
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Rocky Mountains sure could use some snow this winterstatic.klipy.comElmo's Climate Change S'moresAlt: giant s'mores roasting over St. Elmo's fire on a burning globe 110
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026always assume the least amount of privacy & accountability before clicking AGREE to TOS you haven't read 010
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this wasn't on my bingo card for 2026 but congratulations to Argentina! #LasMalvinasSonArgentinas 000
Reposted by campylobacter𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026We’re 869 days away from hearing, “Actually, the transition team can’t find the silverware.” 1172812651
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026does anyone else suspect that Mitch McConnell is intubated on ventilator which would explain why he's not accepting visitors & his team is using genAi photos as proof of life?static.klipy.comBurzek: Kim Burgess & Adam Ruzek in hospitalAlt: intubated patient Kim Burgess gets hand held by Adam Ruzek in hospital 000
Reposted by campylobacterMichael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Thank you for the shout-out. I can never thank you enough for your support over the years. It’s a tough go being an editorial cartoonist in 2026, but I’m lucky to work for a newspaper that still wants to do its job. @theglobeandmail.com 591841388
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm so sorry Canada we have so much work in 2029 to toddler-proof the next administration 000
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026my heart is so torn up💔 Rest in Power, Dolly 💪🎸🎶🦋 000
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026omg I had no idea Dolly covered Stairway... must've been the musical template for Taylor Swift + The Civil Wars' "Safe & Sound" www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzhA...youtube.comSafe & Sound feat. The Civil Wars (The Hunger Games: Songs From District 12 And Beyond)YouTube video by Taylor Swift 020
Reposted by campylobacterManimal @sammyhagarisgreat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton decided to cover "Stairway to Heaven" as a gospel song, and asked Robert Plant for permission to write a new verse for it, and Robert Plant basically said "of course you can, you're Dolly Parton" youtu.be/YhTvxVxXJLQyoutu.beDolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven (Audio)YouTube video by Dolly Parton 226175
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I could have seven iPhone 18s by now if I didn't have to pay for this trashass health insurance that only covers $50 of an overpriced $300 ultrasound 100
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026MY HEALTH INSURANCE SUCKS it hardly covers anything AND costs me the price on a brand new iPhone 18 every damn month 200
Reposted by campylobacterJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 12/07/2026The heel turn you’re about to see from the right after a week of justifying the *murder* of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo to condemning people in the left for even talking about Lindsey Graham… 71269186
Reposted by campylobacter【randi】 @dopamine.church · 07/07/2026i would like anyone that says "ai moderation is bad" to spend ONE. SINGLE. DAY. acting as a human content reviewer on reported posts. haha. one single day. you don't even have to use frontier models. you can fine tune a local model to be pretty decent at assessing content via a rule based system. 1294
Reposted by campylobacter【randi】 @dopamine.church · 07/07/2026ai moderation is good, actually. IT IS GOOD. I DO NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HATE AI. IT IS HARM REDUCTION FOR HUMANS THAT GET PTSD FROM HAVING TO LOOK AT CSAM AND ABUSE. YES, it can be done poorly. YES, when done poorly, it's largely going to hurt minorities and sex workers. BUT SO DOES HUMAN MODERATION. 613314
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026sorry about that! hope it heals in good time 020
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm guessing he lost millions betting on the point spread LMAO 110
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026my mom (an LPN) hated working the ER shifts on New Year's Eve & 4th of July... and yeah, it was 100% white boys/guys age 20 & under 110
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Dulce looks like he'd explode into zoomies if ya so much as blew a puff of air at him 000
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026yeah it took postwar Germany decades to reverse Hitler's damage but they still have a Nazi problem to this day 000
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026this lad will be the reason electricity bills go thru the roof 010
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I just wanna light a fire under your politicians' butts to get em going on funding the infrastructure b/c it's not worth losing children, the elderly & disabled to preventable deaths... they're the 1st ones affected 000
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026lurking in unpasteurized milk = my fav hobby 010
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026she actually did an okay job (except for singing it in the key of Eb so that "see" "gleamING" & "stripes" were too low for her tessitura so you can't hear those notes very well) 110
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026if there's 1 piece of advice this Murican can give to UK citizens, it's this: pls start NOW phasing in individual solar panel & battery infrastructure to power off-grid HVAC units for every residence we didn't & we pay nearly unaffordable power bills to utilities companies every summer 100
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026isn't there a 24/7 webcam feed in the top of the Washington Monument that's focused on the reflecting pool? like literally ANYONE can go to www.earthcam.com/usa/dc/washi... and see if a vandal knifed the linerearthcam.comWAMO CamExplore America's capital from over 500 feet in the air with EarthCam's live streaming webcam embedded in the Washington Monument's pyramidion! 100
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026tell her the meat is way too salty & that high sodium is BAD 010
Reposted by campylobacter🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 16/06/2026this is why RAM costs $800 and entire towns have no water 0241
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026hey #SaveStargate fans! here's a printable template to send via snailmail to the head of Amazon Studios archiveofourown.org/works/864106...archiveofourown.orgSave The Gate "Postcard" printables - Chapter 1 - thefifthmember - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 000
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026not sure if I'm ready for Barbara Bain so early in the day butstatic.klipy.comBonnie Wheeler: Bring It On! (Melissa Peterman)Alt: Bonnie Wheeler: Bring it on! (Melissa Peterman) 110
Reposted by campylobacterCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 14/06/2026A colleague in CS once told me that Gen AI draws dicks everywhere because it’s been trained on so much stolen NSFW fanart. Going back and looking is quite funny because he’s totally right. It hides them in the little details as if it’s making the next little mermaid vhs box cover. 12545117
Reposted by campylobacterStargate Now Europe @stargatenoweu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026GateWorld has put together a roundup of the #SaveStargate campaigns already underway and ways you can get involved. ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 0127
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026may the healing fairy bless it with a soothing wand of 100% healsstatic.klipy.comMad Dawg Dub AntlersAlt: Mad Dawg Dub Antlers fairy magic wand yeahhhhhh twirl & charm BITCH 010
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026good to see you too!static.klipy.comCat Dancing Pose to Tonight Tonight Hot Chelle RaeAlt: Cat Dancing GIF but it's actually just 2 frames of a gray kitten standing on her hind legs with front paws spread out in 2 different poses & not some horrendous genAI animation 110
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026ANYWAY fuck Tr🤡mp fuck Putin fuck Netanyahu fuck Elon fuck genAi 110
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026HAYYY BETCHES I'M BAAAACK long story short: was working 3 jobs that cranked into overtime for 6mos but now they're back to a much more manageable 30-40hr workweeks what'd I miss? 110
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026now that summer's here I HAVE MORE SPARE TIME FOR BSKY 100
campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 22/12/2025ugh trashhhhhh *deletes every Nicki Minaj song from all my streaming playlists* 000