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I am the very model of a pseudointellectual I've posted scifi🚀 cat pics😺and my avatar is skeletal💀 Pan🏳‍🌈 she,they GenX Swiftie (@campyWHY from Twitter)

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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IMO he's acting like he knows he's gonna die before he finishes this term in office
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/09/2026
my favorite thing about gen z is how all their pets are named like, whisk, amphetamine, and lightbulb
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dan-marsh.bsky.social @dan-marsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using AI slop to protest the people who make AI is counterproductive.
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rocky Mountains sure could use some snow this winter
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Elmo's Climate Change S'mores
Alt: giant s'mores roasting over St. Elmo's fire on a burning globe
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
always assume the least amount of privacy & accountability before clicking AGREE to TOS you haven't read
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
maybe it's Long CoViD?
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this wasn't on my bingo card for 2026 but congratulations to Argentina! #LasMalvinasSonArgentinas
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yikes
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026
We’re 869 days away from hearing, “Actually, the transition team can’t find the silverware.”
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
does anyone else suspect that Mitch McConnell is intubated on ventilator which would explain why he's not accepting visitors & his team is using genAi photos as proof of life?
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Burzek: Kim Burgess & Adam Ruzek in hospital
Alt: intubated patient Kim Burgess gets hand held by Adam Ruzek in hospital
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank you for the shout-out. I can never thank you enough for your support over the years. It’s a tough go being an editorial cartoonist in 2026, but I’m lucky to work for a newspaper that still wants to do its job. @theglobeandmail.com
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm so sorry Canada we have so much work in 2029 to toddler-proof the next administration
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my heart is so torn up💔 Rest in Power, Dolly 💪🎸🎶🦋
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
omg I had no idea Dolly covered Stairway... must've been the musical template for Taylor Swift + The Civil Wars' "Safe & Sound" www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzhA...
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Safe & Sound feat. The Civil Wars (The Hunger Games: Songs From District 12 And Beyond)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
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Manimal @sammyhagarisgreat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton decided to cover "Stairway to Heaven" as a gospel song, and asked Robert Plant for permission to write a new verse for it, and Robert Plant basically said "of course you can, you're Dolly Parton" youtu.be/YhTvxVxXJLQ
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Dolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven (Audio)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I could have seven iPhone 18s by now if I didn't have to pay for this trashass health insurance that only covers $50 of an overpriced $300 ultrasound
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MY HEALTH INSURANCE SUCKS it hardly covers anything AND costs me the price on a brand new iPhone 18 every damn month
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 12/07/2026
The heel turn you’re about to see from the right after a week of justifying the *murder* of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo to condemning people in the left for even talking about Lindsey Graham…
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【randi】 @dopamine.church · 07/07/2026
i would like anyone that says "ai moderation is bad" to spend ONE. SINGLE. DAY. acting as a human content reviewer on reported posts. haha. one single day. you don't even have to use frontier models. you can fine tune a local model to be pretty decent at assessing content via a rule based system.
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【randi】 @dopamine.church · 07/07/2026
ai moderation is good, actually. IT IS GOOD. I DO NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HATE AI. IT IS HARM REDUCTION FOR HUMANS THAT GET PTSD FROM HAVING TO LOOK AT CSAM AND ABUSE. YES, it can be done poorly. YES, when done poorly, it's largely going to hurt minorities and sex workers. BUT SO DOES HUMAN MODERATION.
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
sorry about that! hope it heals in good time
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm guessing he lost millions betting on the point spread LMAO
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my mom (an LPN) hated working the ER shifts on New Year's Eve & 4th of July... and yeah, it was 100% white boys/guys age 20 & under
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
omg #ThrowLikeAGirl
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dulce looks like he'd explode into zoomies if ya so much as blew a puff of air at him
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
as an algae farm, of course
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
yeah it took postwar Germany decades to reverse Hitler's damage but they still have a Nazi problem to this day
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this lad will be the reason electricity bills go thru the roof
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just wanna light a fire under your politicians' butts to get em going on funding the infrastructure b/c it's not worth losing children, the elderly & disabled to preventable deaths... they're the 1st ones affected
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
lurking in unpasteurized milk = my fav hobby
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
she actually did an okay job (except for singing it in the key of Eb so that "see" "gleamING" & "stripes" were too low for her tessitura so you can't hear those notes very well)
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if there's 1 piece of advice this Murican can give to UK citizens, it's this: pls start NOW phasing in individual solar panel & battery infrastructure to power off-grid HVAC units for every residence we didn't & we pay nearly unaffordable power bills to utilities companies every summer
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
isn't there a 24/7 webcam feed in the top of the Washington Monument that's focused on the reflecting pool? like literally ANYONE can go to www.earthcam.com/usa/dc/washi... and see if a vandal knifed the liner
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WAMO Cam
Explore America's capital from over 500 feet in the air with EarthCam's live streaming webcam embedded in the Washington Monument's pyramidion!
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
tell her the meat is way too salty & that high sodium is BAD
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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 16/06/2026
this is why RAM costs $800 and entire towns have no water
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ai slop unfortunately 😿
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hey #SaveStargate fans! here's a printable template to send via snailmail to the head of Amazon Studios archiveofourown.org/works/864106...
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Save The Gate "Postcard" printables - Chapter 1 - thefifthmember - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Lauren @losewsswiftly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
promise to be dazzling ✨
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
a very sharp dressed orange
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
fuck Brett Fetter
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
not sure if I'm ready for Barbara Bain so early in the day but
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Bonnie Wheeler: Bring It On! (Melissa Peterman)
Alt: Bonnie Wheeler: Bring it on! (Melissa Peterman)
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 14/06/2026
A colleague in CS once told me that Gen AI draws dicks everywhere because it’s been trained on so much stolen NSFW fanart. Going back and looking is quite funny because he’s totally right. It hides them in the little details as if it’s making the next little mermaid vhs box cover.
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Stargate Now Europe @stargatenoweu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
GateWorld has put together a roundup of the #SaveStargate campaigns already underway and ways you can get involved. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
may the healing fairy bless it with a soothing wand of 100% heals
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Mad Dawg Dub Antlers
Alt: Mad Dawg Dub Antlers fairy magic wand yeahhhhhh twirl & charm BITCH
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
good to see you too!
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Cat Dancing Pose to Tonight Tonight Hot Chelle Rae
Alt: Cat Dancing GIF but it's actually just 2 frames of a gray kitten standing on her hind legs with front paws spread out in 2 different poses & not some horrendous genAI animation
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ANYWAY fuck Tr🤡mp fuck Putin fuck Netanyahu fuck Elon fuck genAi
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HAYYY BETCHES I'M BAAAACK long story short: was working 3 jobs that cranked into overtime for 6mos but now they're back to a much more manageable 30-40hr workweeks what'd I miss?
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
now that summer's here I HAVE MORE SPARE TIME FOR BSKY
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I hope you're doing better now
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campylobacter @campylobacter.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
ugh trashhhhhh *deletes every Nicki Minaj song from all my streaming playlists*
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