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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a fabulous evening courtesy of the magnificent @traceythorn.bsky.social and @ben-watt.bsky.social at the MOTH Club in Hackney with that there @davyh.bsky.social Highlights undoubtedly North Marine Drive and Small Town Girl. Thank you x
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s not going to stop raining now is it…
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Only just realised I’m watching England tonight rather than tomorrow… feeling sad.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Morning perspective. We were ranked 4th, we’ll come either 3rd or 4th. We reached our potential. Only Spain have batted above theirs. And we were 5 minutes away from beating the World Cup holders who did nothing for the first half except kick us.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Good job we’ve got six defenders on the pitch now. #thefootball
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
On we go! #thefootball
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So we’re about to find out whether the people of Clacton are as stupid as Farage thinks they are.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Doesnt get much better in this heat than a glass of Viognier in the garden listening to @davyh.bsky.social Balearic tunes x open.spotify.com/playlist/0Rv...
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Delightful tomorrow, apparently.
Red sky at night
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Woeful for the knockout stage #thefootball
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
All the way now. Just Mexico who haven’t yet conceded, at altitude in the Azteca. Simples.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Never in doubt #thefootball
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know it’s a bit warm and all but I absolutely love the evenings when it is. Taken at 11pm with Venus present.
The sun is long set but its glow remains above the Eryri mountains in the distance. Venus is visible in the night sky.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Something weird about this USA crowd. They just don’t sound right. #worldcup
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And another one bites the dust #thefootball
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gotta love Ronaldo managing to puncture the balloon of stupid countdown nonsense by going offside at the kick off #thefootball
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Well I never! #ESPCPV
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Like looking through frosted glass.
Cirrus clouds against a blue early evening sky
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Chelsea have won a Premier League game of football #news
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Heating’s back on lads. Ffs.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“‘Ere, Trev, that Nigel Farage; he’s a right wrong’un and no mistake.”
A large dog sitting on a bar stool in a pub next to his owner.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You seen this @davyh.bsky.social?
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Glorious time of year.
A honey bee in amongst the apple blossom
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Nerd alert but love a bit of history. According to @dorseteye.bsky.social this is the 6th oldest post box in the UK. Situated in Mudeford, a stone’s throw from the quay, it dates from 1856 which is more than a few years ago. Still in use.
A red post box with a vertical letter slot dating from 1856.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
That scoreline is simply nuts! #SCOvFRA
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
wtf is going on with so many dogs wearing coats?
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If you can suddenly decide that someone is no longer a Prince and remove their right of succession, does that not fundamentally undermine the whole concept of monarchy?…
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So, Aerials can do one as a spectator sport but this Biathlon. Bloody brilliant. #winterolympics
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
For a moment there I thought there was no Curling today. Silly me. #winterolympics
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Wow! @markradcliffe.bsky.social and @stuartmaconie.bsky.social playing Rilo Kiley. Longtime since I have heard that. But NOT 20 years, surely. They are wrong.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Gone all Bon Iver here. Not sure it will end well…
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
My wife once passed Alan Rickman on London Bridge. He was very short apparently.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Aliens

Star Trek, a Vulcan-esque figure w/ two lines about their right eye:
- Human with an unsual face tattoo.
- Called something like the Kth'Grathi

Star Wars, a bug-like creature in a rice farmers hat.
- Bug that's vaguely asian
- Called Glumshit Chang

Doctor Who, a toaster w/ some bread poking out
- Household appliance that is a black hole with a Lancashire accent
- Called the Kaloxlgorb of Charrr
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Coming Home. With @davyh.bsky.social
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
In more things I don’t understand, why are people debating those that do a racism? Why are they not simply called out for what they clearly are: extraordinarily stupid human beings?
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
So… asked for a small contribution (£1 each) to help with prizes for a race I’m organising. Got this back from our youngest new member to the group: “Can you give me recommendations on where to get pound coins? Or is there an electronic sum up machine to pay on arrival?” Where to even start…
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Bullocks to it all
The mechanical bull in Birmingham New Street station
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Back in shorts for the day, lads.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The #TourOfBritain tackling the challenging inclines of @miltonkeynes.bsky.social
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Inspired to dig this out having heard them as part of #TeaTimeThemeTime on @markradcliffe.bsky.social & @stuartmaconie.bsky.social (very gettable this week). Realised I probably haven’t played this in 30 years. Hadn’t realised how commercially unsuccessful they were.
Cover of The Go-Between’s album, Tallulah sitting on a record player.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I have today passed one of those notable birthday milestones. It’s one of those big ones that ‘people’ think you should properly celebrate. Not entirely sure how I feel about it… Certainly not ‘joy’.
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#Sundayleague
Vet Sunday League football
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sorry, half time entertainment is getting a pie and a pint and coming back to your seat to chat about the first half. Get a grip USA. #gamesgone #fifaCWC
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Clarity in all things
A sign outside a coffee shop
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Southbound train to that there London on a steamy day with this in my ears. Perfect accompaniment as the very English countryside rushes past #joni open.spotify.com/album/2akjxk...
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Court and Spark
Joni Mitchell · Album · 1974 · 11 songs
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Americans simply do not know how to do football coverage #fifaClubWorldCup
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Current mood
Cat sleeps on a table at Wettonmill, just off the Manifold Way, Staffordshire
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Tempting
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
@dustysevens.bsky.social, I’m sure you’ve seen, but this is very good from @iandunt.bsky.social. Completely exposes the absolute bollocks being perpetrated by the so-called EHRC. + mentions allies at @goodlawproject.bsky.social. I know it’s the hope that kills you but keep on keeping on missus x
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Mart @campfreddy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Well I was not expecting THAT! At least, not as early as episode 2. #TheLastOfUs Season 2 catch up binge.
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