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Calum Stewart

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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I just did the strip of charity shops in Swansea City Centre and in the first one I noticed there were these two women in their seventies bitching about a woman from their church. They continued this in every shop. I thought they were being harsh at first but now I agree. Sandra IS the worst hahaha.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I’ve found three grey hairs in my fringe this week alone. I fear I’m on my last pope.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Not me wearing a Billy Joel shirt to a Loyle Carner concert
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
New York has Zohran Mamdani. I have someone who has queue cut me in Jenkins bakery on more than one occasion.
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The handshake meme from Predator, with the words New York City and Caerffili.
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Britain Elects @britainelects.com · 24/10/2025
Plaid Cymru GAIN Caerphilly from Labour.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
“Diane Keaton has died” SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I might levitate hearing Michelangelo Dying live tonight
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I bloody love an American Smooth. I want to become an incredibly minor celeb just so I can do one on Strictly and go home in the first week.
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FKA Coriflowercheez @coriflowercheez.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My story ‘The Lamplighter Inn‘ is in this play that’s showing in porters Cardiff by the way. You can buy tickets here if spooky shit is your vibe: www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/car...
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
September 5th 2025. The day I met Whoopi Goldberg 😭😭😭😭😭
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Lol. I saw a play matinee in London today and this woman shouted RWYN MYND I’R TŶ BACH to her boyfriend who was half way down my row.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Tourists always take photos outside the most random places. I just saw a family posing for a group pic outside Morfa Morrisons lol.
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The radio sitcom ‘Gulls’ is now available to listen to on BBC Sounds - you’ll find it tucked inside the latest episode of ‘Kiri’s Comedy Club’ 🦅♥️
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Happy Swansea Pride. Nia will be on stage at 17:30. Be there or be square mawma.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Lol. A fella at the train station just told me to hurry up with the toilet handdryer like it was a pay phone in the slammer.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The Afternoon Josh Tillman Was Super Nice To His Fans But Told Us He Couldn’t Take Selfies Because He Was Late For His Soundcheck Lol
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
How about we put tariffs on comedians who don’t have clear punchlines. Every time there isn’t a punchline where I think there should be one, you have to give me ten percent of the ticket price back lol.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
When I die spread my ashes in Coryton Asda. It’s up there with Lampeter Co-Op for beautiful Welsh supermarkets.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Jennifer Saunders-Foot
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
If I had a quid every time I’ve seen a man in blue jeans and brown shoes today then I’d have thirteen quid 👞
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’ve spent this evening making cawl and now I want to start a business called Calum’s Cawls where I sell it door to door like it’s the 1950s
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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hi all, I’ve written a new stand-up show and I’ll be warming it up in all the below places this spring/early summer! Come along!
A poster showing Alex kitson with his eyes closed and mouth open in black and white on a blue background. The title of the show is “This is Water”Dates for the show
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’ve moved on from the three pence coin idea. My new single issue political party is about banning food into films that run under 90 minutes.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Menna Pause
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It isn’t raining in my head because I’ve queued CMAT for a while 🧡
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Saw a man sprinting through IKEA earlier. Like a pony to quote Our Claude.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My drag name would be Nia Swansea
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Let’s gooooooooooooooo
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I am being so serious when I say cinema seats should have seatbelts when you’re watching a horror film
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
“It’s giving Jesse Eisenberg” - me walking down the train carriage looking for a seat
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Barman at Uplands Tavern asked me if I’m a student so I asked if I could have a discount because Swansea gave me a conditional offer for my undergraduate degree. He was having none of it.
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Alice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
tess and dan have done a very COOL fleetwood mac cover (and their video includes an extremely tragic outtake): youtu.be/LvJWQXo3QI0?...
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Silver Springs - Fleetwood Mac Cover | 12 Gays of Christmas
YouTube video by Tess Wyatt
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Wish I could tell Londoners who complain about waiting more than three minutes for a tube that Baglan station has just been UPGRADED to one (1) train an hour
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A cheeseboard and a hot chocolate for the strictly final. I am 63 years old deep down.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Cover letter? I hardly know her! No, seriously, somebody hire me please.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Apologies for bragging but I just used a two pence coin from the year 1975 AD
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Thinking about the time one of my lecturers saw me panic buying in Aberystwyth M&S hours before a storm and told me they knew I was an M&S guy lol
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Let’s give it up for Natalie aka Weyes Blood for becoming the newest member of my Spotify Wrapped club. Everyone else was in the exact same order last year hahaha
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why, respectfully, are they playing Dafydd Iwan in Swansea Odeon?
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This will be one of my last posts before I become Calum Stewart BA MA after graduation on Wednesday. I must remember to wear my hat the correct way this time.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’ve got a new favourite barber but I’m gatekeeping him from you all. You’ll never find out who he is. NEVER.
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Michael Kiwanuka’s new album has made me so excited to see him again in March 💜
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I keep thinking about the Bar Burrito worker who asked me and my friend how we were doing at the Edinburgh fringe this year. I told him we were mid argument and he said “Well, just remember the things you love about each other” before going on to make our orders hahaha
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The boys kept laughing at me when I cried at the end of Paddington in Peru tonight 🥲🥲🥲
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Calum Stewart @calumstewart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A fella in Costa just asked if he could use my power pack like it’s a lighter outside a pub
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