Reposted by CalumMicah @rincewind.run · 8hrip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived 284248882
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 9hYeah, okay, fine, Lydia, you're Rhena, Lydia is Rhena, who give a shit anymore 😔 120
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 11h"This is true for other people but not me" you ARE other people, I'M me 160
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 11hMigration To Mediterranean "Largely Out Of Habit", European Birds Admit 030
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 11hI can't believe it's been three years since history both started and ended 040
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 13h"Right this way" they said when I arrived here. Didn't even need to show my name tag. They know me here 0100
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 15h"Oh fuck oh fuck those aren't mweh mwehs LET ME IN LET ME IN" 010
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 15hYuko's been scared by that before. He was outside on his leash, saw them in the distance, started going "mweh mweh mweh" at them, but once they were overhead he saw how big and loud they were and he fled back towards the house lol 110
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey sorry I clogged the toilet in your mind palace. Are you mad at me 141
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hakase and Sakamoto :)static.klipy.comKonakonagifs SleepingALT: Konakonagifs Sleeping 121
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXf9...youtube.comtony hawk special trickYouTube video by Mark Courier Juhapura 000
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a triple heelflip 130
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Experiencing a sensation known as "feeling cold". I remember this... From the before times. :) 250
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Cooking YouTubers who don't make egg puns when cooking eggs and don't make a show out of mispronouncing worcestershire sauce are the internet's strongest soldiers 020
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What was she like, 6th most popular candidate in the Dem primaries maybe? At most? 020
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Shiting (1980, directed by Stanley Pooprick), starring Cack Nicholson and Shelley Durchfall 030
Reposted by CalumAction Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Environmental storytelling at the elementary school 2451441569
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You're in luck, I just brushed him so he'll be extra soft, even softer than usual and he's already usually extremely soft 010
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 05/10/20262026 Light Yagami finds the Death Note and immediately starts killing off proshippers and people with problematic kinks. Ryuk constantly asks him what the fuck he's talking about 041
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's jokerifying. I try so hard to fall asleep and my body goes "oh shit, I nearly fell asleep! that was close!!!!" that's what's supposed to happen you idiot fucker asshole 010
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Learning that an annoying phenomenon I experience that makes it harder for me to fall asleep is called "hypnic jerks" and it sounds much more rude than that it actually is 120
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So it's bad because it's good and it's bad because it's bad. Got it lol 010
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026YouTube recommendations' thumbnails and headlines will be like "THE THING THAT BROKE THE INTERNET" and it's a thing you've never heard a single person mention once ever 020
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good evening hotcocks, how are we all on this fine sunday 120
Reposted by Calumfreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney 1267973
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I went back to OSRS a while back cause I was way into it in secondary school (and then quit again) and it really was a fascist cesspit in the chat 210
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Is it some crazy monetization scheme or is it just "new thing bad" 110
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Without spending money at a business? How does that work? 010
Reposted by CalumCalum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 22/07/2025When the sub says they'll let you hit it raw but change their mind at the last second, that's a conned dom 133
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Soap www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTw2...youtube.comKorone gets scared by SOAPYouTube video by Kamitsurugi 000
Reposted by CalumCalum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Rising tensions escalate as Australians fear civil war between Fackin Fair Dinkum Fackin Full Grown Aussies and Dog Cunts 142
Reposted by CalumCalum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Not puppy or dog coded at all don't get me wrong but I've always liked the idea of doghouses. Seems cozy in there, you know? If you made a dog house that was big enough for me to lie down in I totally would 361
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There's no shot you think it's the pose that was the issue. There's no way. You're not that dumb. I refuse to believe it. There's not a chance in hell you actually believed that the "hands up" pose was the problem people were having with this image. 120
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Clearly the only way to find any money is grabbing workers by the ankles and shaking until all the loose change falls out of their pockets. It's the only place where money is to be found, nowhere else, that's all the money there is, trust us 030
