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Scott Matla

@callmescort.bsky.social
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Habs EOTP Contributor | Friendly Neighborhood Beer Guy | If you get confused, listen to the music play

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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 7h
Ben Johnson is going to coach in a sweater vest and try to win this game 100-0 He might succeed too
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 7h
Not that the Bears needed the motivation but Ditka dying right before a game against the Packers has me fearing for Jordan Love’s wellbeing
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 10h
When you order the new Wake Forest baseball jersey from Fanatics
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 20h
You wanna know why Carolina is good? Because they get a lead and put teams away, the Habs went up 2-0 and shut off long enough to get the officials and Nashville a way into the game The goalie pull with three minutes left is straight up overcoaching
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 20h
Inexcusable to lose this game
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 20h
Amazing what happens when your PP actually scores
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 21h
I don't even know what Arber did and they gave him a ten minute misconduct anyways Lmao
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 21h
I shouldn't know who is officiating a game, and yet now I know that Cody Beach and Kendrick Nicholson suck at this
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 21h
First time I've ever seen a team that's barely had the puck be given the benefit of every single call
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 22h
That entire shift by 17/15/22 was FILTHY Well-deserved goal for Newhook
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 22h
They called Anderson for playing with a broken stick when he doesn't even come close to playing the puck Give me a break
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 22h
Again, you cannot complain about the cyberbullying when you invite it like this And I'm not going to take jersey critiques from a guy whose team looks like a goddamn traffic pylon
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 22h
It's a longer form question, design the ugliest possible NHL jersey Colors, logo from any team is fair game
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 23h
Early minutes yet, but Engström is settled in nicely next to Xhekaj. His skating opens up room for Arber to use his shot a bit more without having to carry the puck
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 23h
Had already forgotten that William Trudeau got picked up by the Preds...Lets just go ahead and put that goal on the board
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How the hell is Takeshita always just so effortlessly cool
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Making an Ohio state coded jersey for a team in Michigan is diabolical
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao eat shit Yankees
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
PILOT THE EVA LEO
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Romanov/Dach trade appears to have cursed both players for the rest of their careers
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't care that he scored, absolutely brutal game by Slaf tonight
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My bad posts? Yeah
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Loading up Grindr like
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How long exactly did they want Dobes to play without his glove there?
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Putting your hands up after your cross check a guy in the mouth should get you an extra ten minutes in the box
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just snap your head back, get the call Thanks a whole bunch Tim Stutzle
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmao what is that call?
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Go dye your hair" as a follow up is even funnier to the Miller chirp
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
Alt: Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Habs PP tonight
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He absolutely says "Big Wiener"
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like Mudryk just tried to call Josh Anderson the "big winger" and it came out "the big wiener"
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a hockey post
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rod is gonna destroy Bussi if he keeps this up tonight
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay and..?
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to act like she didn’t knock over her feeder at 2am
Orange cat hiding in a closet door
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
October 6th, had to use the heated seats in the car
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a goddamn samsquanch
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Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Shoresy & Goody: Sticks are Unbelievable
ALT: Shoresy & Goody: Sticks are Unbelievable
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I said a lot of phrases and things during my five years hosting Locked on Canadiens and nothing could have prepared me for @grosmatchcesoir.com saying “turbo diarrhea”
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It never fails to blow my mind how he can look like a hall of famer, and then follow it up with one of the dumbest plays of all time
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The most Kirk Cousins ending possible
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well that dude's foot is facing the wrong way and I no longer want to finish my dinner
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's important to remember that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How hard was it to stick anyone on Hunter Henry inside five yards
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugly as shit, lost Cooper, might have lost Cisse Packers win though
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The non-safety call for the Packers suddenly matters a whole lot
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That catch leading to just a field goal feels heartbreaking
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keon Coleman take a bow
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cut all three of these running backs, bring in literally anyone else Fucking malpractice to do this to Jordan Love
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