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Alex 👽

@calamaro.bsky.social
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く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 i see the world wildly in wild ways he/him

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
well my name's Taylor and i'm here to say that i've taken his member in a christ-approved way
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
i'll always remember how joe biden was like "hufdudevadumeh israel nuhfudefvedevuh"
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
can't stop (won't stop) drawing crabs
graphite drawings of crabs in different poses
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Debbie Balboa @debbiebalboa.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Godzilla in Shinjuku
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Zullie @zulliethewitch.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Judging from the early comments on my latest video, somehow this shot in particular seems to have resonated with a lot of viewers.
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
vegan + gluten free snacks do taste kinda fucked up but in a way i sort of like
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/03/2025
What if we didn’t bomb people for shipping profits
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Daddy has to go away for a long time, Hounds of Love
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dave @davenadave.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Trio parada dura
Coelho medieval tocando trombeta, ele está em cima de um humanoide sem cabeça com o rosto no peito, também tocando trombeta, por sua vez, está em cima de um diabo vermelho tocando trombeta pelo ânus.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Violent fascists in the US government are hunting down another legal resident to disappear and/or deport her because she attended a protest. She's now in hiding. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/n...
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Columbia Student Hunted by ICE Sues to Prevent Deportation
Yunseo Chung, a legal permanent resident who has lived in the U.S. since she was 7, participated in pro-Palestinian demonstrations. Immigration agents visited residences looking for her.
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🎀Tuvok's Left Eyebrow💖 @mychadich.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
💕💝💞Just Girly Star Trek Things💖🌸🧁 Prove me wrong Bashir. 💕
Star Trek Deep Space Nine character Julien Bashir on a pink background surrounded by hearts and sparkles. Text reads: me enjoying life by being a dumb bitch
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
it’s friday
friday sexy alien with two lady
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A sinister statement from any govt, but coming from a one that is already cutting disability welfare, and making statements that mental illnesses such as PTSD are "overdiagnosed", makes it sound like she simply wants to feed young people into a meat grinder in order to get them off her books.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
As a child, I yearned for
The Mines (Dark Souls 2 bonfire warp menu)
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
the look she gives you after cooking the whole bowl in one inhale
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I hope you see a bird today.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
the ideal relationship between men is one man on a skateboard and the other man holding the camcorder
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natasha allegri @natazilla.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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Bile 🔜 ConFurence ’04 @badfucking.dog · 08/03/2025
the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
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Catomika- Open for work!! @categerbasi.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
if elected mayor i wîll devour this city mouthful by bitter mouthful; if it takes 40000 years you and all you cherish will know its end in the might of my relentless jaws
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Weather app lied, p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶d̶ my good shoes got wet >:(
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 28/02/2025
(sees “Shrek” and “Epstein” are trending) Damn. Disappointing, but, in hindsight, not surprising.
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Ryleighs gonna Ryleigh
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
last remaining air traffic control coordinator: "my job is critical to air travel safety and keeping planes from falling out of the sky" grok ai: ☝️🤓 actually lift keeps planes from falling out of the sky due to the shape of the wing and it's interaction with air. NOT CRITICAL. TERMINATE IMMEDIATELY.
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Windlass @windlass.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Insane fucking fit on display here
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
when people are like too into their careers this is what they sound like to me, personally speaking, imo, tbh fam
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
oh boy another day at work of feeding people to The Machine sucks that i gotta wait a whole weekend until i can start again on monday
panel from Pop Shop III by Keith Haring. The one with the red guy feeding a green guy to a machine or maybe the machine is birthing the green guy idk
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
van gogh did this btw
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
seymour, is that butter burning? not burnt, browned! browned for the browned butter lemony garlicky miso gochujang brown butter pasta. mmmm, lemony garlicky miso gochujang brown butter pasta!
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
CRAB 2: Two Crabs
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Pater Sato, Space Hearts, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
the corner of a zero dollar bill on some stairs inflation is out of control in this country smh
ripped-off corner of a $0 bill on some public stairs
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
fuck i have to spell fascism wrong in my medium article by midnight
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Now. Now is the exact moment to set off Kessler Syndrome. The energy is there, the people are clamouring, it's time
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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
stopping the flow of HIV drugs to poor countries and demanding that foreign doctors stop distributing the meds already sitting in their clinics is so evil it is hard to wrap my head around. one day when when this is all history i will struggle to forgive anyone who voted for him
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
i'm crying i'm in heaven i'm having a religious manic episode (only kinda jk)
vista of californian tide pools and an egretbeach cliffs taken from below at low tide
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
eavesdropping on some surf bums and you'd think they would be very chill but they're is a lot of drama in their surf lives and they're kinda whiny lol
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
sister cities? the green line is totally free in both boston and san diego!
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
a lot of hot people in san diego have wack haircuts
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
train i'm on currently moving like a longship being rowed by drunk danes
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Tony Soprano from The Sopranos cradling Pinchy from The Simpsons.Yuri Valentinovich Knorozov holding his cat, Asya.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If there's anything I hope young creatives take from David Lynch, it's to reject the modern IP-driven impulse to explicitly explain and cleanly categorize the logic behind every single event and decision inside and outside of a story at least some of the time.
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
rip David Lynch :(
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Alex 👽 @calamaro.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
okay i'll bite who's pete hegseth
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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