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Mamasaurus Jess

@cakesandtacos.bsky.social
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I’m the flamingo queen! 🦩👑 She/her

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
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Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Is late stage capitalism a hellscape to live through? Yes. Am I living for the Stranger Things tie-in commercials from real companies? Also yes. 🤷‍♀️
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Title card that says "Covid herpes rhesus monkeys" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I smashed my finger and split my nail last August and it still splits in the same place. That’s August of 2024. It seems like a dumb thing to go to a doctor for but also…it seems like it shouldn’t be happening for 14 months :/
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Never in a million years would I have guessed that one day I’d consider the actor who plays ~Gabe Lewis~ to be one of the funniest people of our generation.
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a man in a suit is standing in a room holding a piece of paper .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a room holding a piece of paper .
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This is so random but has anyone had a frozen pizza lately that still has the cardboard circle? And if yes what brand? 👀 I need some for a Halloween activity & it would be so much easier to not have to cut cardboard circles myself lol
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
it's important to have role models!!!
the strong female characters that inspire me!!

its mothra and the t rex from OG jurassic park and the queen alien xenomorph from aliens!

GOOD FRIENDS! ROLE MODELS! ICONS!!! IF YOU CAN DREAM IT YOU CAN DO IT!!!
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeaaar!!!!!
Close up picture of a mix of candy corn, harvest corn and dry roasted salted peanuts.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Great news for Missourians: you now only have to worry about how to kill the 6-10 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 mins while your small kids play!
Picture of a black feral hogs in some tallish grass with the headline “How Missouri reduced feral hog population by 80%”
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The Night We Met is the most One Tree Hill sounding song I’ve ever heard.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It's hard to keep straight exactly what the worst thing going on, but the US health system being led by an idiot conspiracy theorist really is high up there.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
My TikTok fyp is just raging parents who are, rightfully, sick of kids being shot and people dancing to the Katseye gap ad. It’s weird.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I was so stressed when my 30th birthday was around the corner. But yesterday was my 40th birthday and my life is unrecognizable from the life I was living in 2015, in the best possible way. Also, I’m still a babe. So here’s to another decade of change and love and awesomeness.
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TLC @tarantical.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
People are really happy that one bad guy died but it's just not enough for me right now.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
My two moods:
Close up of a telescopefish making a grimacing grin like face Picture of a telescopefish that appears to be screaming
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Our power is randomly out and if we lose all the food in our fridge for the *FOURTH* time this year I may permanently snap. We have less than 3 weeks left here…I thought we were safe 😭
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Only 36 days until my anxiety can shut up about the possibility that whatever the slamming noises are that come from my upstairs neighbors will cause their floor to fall through and squash me to death.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Me: I sure am going to miss all these old trees around our complex when we move The old trees around our complex: you sure about that?
Tree branch across the hood of a Mercury Montego with other limbs and branches on the sidewalk and parking lot
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
My watercolors would be so pretty if I didn’t have adhd and the Prozac shakes. Oh well, at least it’s still relaxing.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I think my jaw dropped off my whole face after that regeneration.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Skin Cancer Awareness Month ends tomorrow but me nagging you to get your skin check never ends. Here I am being very cute at my 6m check last week. Three spots biopsied and only one is cancerous (just basal cell nbd).
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I don’t have anyone to talk to about this…but Sunrise on the Reaping is way sadder than The Hunger Games trilogy. The foreknowledge of the characters is like salt on a wound.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Parked next to this at the LIBRARY! The audacity to be anti-taxation but using a tax funded service is mind blowing to me.
A Ford Escape parked at a library with several conservative/pro Trump bumper stickers with one bumper sticker highlighted that reads “Make Taxation Theft Again”
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Scott’s Tots gives me so much second hand embarrassment and anxiety. I never would’ve guessed something else could top it…then I saw clips of The Lifetimes Tour. Good gawd.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Canceled my Duolingo subscription as soon as I verified the TikTok I saw about the ceo saying they’re going to be an ai first company. I will keep my human dollars and will try out some librarian recommended learning programs.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 22/04/2025
The idea that learning that queer people exist is somehow indoctrination is ridiculous and bigoted. Representation is not indoctrination. No one is suggesting that kids be gay or trans or whatever. For fucks sake.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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a man and a woman are sitting on a couch drinking coffee and smiling
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a couch drinking coffee and smiling
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The guy who was voted class clown for our senior superlative was the doctor overseeing my care in the ER last week. Wild.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
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Dustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
We like to joke around about JD Vance killing the Pope, but I promise you if it had been Tim Walz who had met with him yesterday, every right-wing freak would absolutely accuse Walz actually killing him.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I have been looking forward to this day for weeks and weeks!!!! Our chipmunks are finally out of torpor and enjoying seeds on the patio again 😍
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you’re participating in the economic blackout today (or doing a no spend month) but miss hitting “add to cart” I highly recommend placing holds with your local library. Same thrill, you still get something new in a few days but you’re not contributing to capitalism! Yay!
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I dislocated my kneecap last summer, totally out of socket. I couldn’t get fully into the stretcher chair b/c it hurt so much to try to bend my leg. So the EMT gave me a shot of fentanyl. *Shockingly* of the half dozen EMTs & firefighters in the room I was the only one who got any pain relief.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The chaos the Duolingo social media manger had caused by killing off their mascot is the only thing getting me through the day. And the cyber truck in the video?! *chef’s kiss*
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My hyperinsulinemia is causing hypoglycemia. But the idea of actually consuming food is off putting. Is it the adhd, the autism, the depression? Maybe the existential dread?
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/02/2025
they say the greatest art comes in the darkest times
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Me to America every time I accidentally consume breaking news.
Gif of actress Edie McClug as the Car Rental Agent in Planes, Trains & Automobiles saying “you’re fucked” to Steve Martin’s character, Neal Page.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Made it until 6:19pm without taking any NSAID’s, a little shocked. I definitely should’ve taken a xanax hours ago though.
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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Scooby-Doo was really effective because it proved that the real ghosts, ghouls, and vampires are almost always a white man in disguise.
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Sean Kaprelian @seankaprelian.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Who needs fema when an overly bronzed loser in an ill fitting suit can just chuck paper towels at you instead?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2025
AOC: "I want folks at home to look at what members of Congress are invested in private prisons companies, and look at the votes on this bill. It is atrocious that people are lining their pockets with private prison profits in the name of a horrific tragedy."
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"I never see you at the club" ok but I never see you at the farm toys gallery in The Museum of English Rural Life
A display of farm toys in The MERL galleries, showing toy tractors of all shapes and sizes.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
William Henry Harrison is probably shaking his fist up at earth wishing his inauguration had moved inside due to weather.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
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Mamasaurus Jess @cakesandtacos.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It hasn’t even been 5 years since I had LASIK and I need corrective lenses 🙃 I also got diagnosed with retinoschisis, which means the layers of my retina are splitting. This usually happens to people over 50 😭
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
When people romanticize the past... 😂
An illustration showing a beheading using a guillotine in front of a crowd. The caption reads: "Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment."
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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 10/01/2025
Chef's kiss.
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