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@cakeandmadness.bsky.social
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Professional pastry chef/baker/grouch. Essential worker. Exhausted. Stacking debuff ADHD and ASD 🤭 🏳️‍🌈🤘😒✌️

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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
astrotrain is done! he's now the same height as blitzwing and i finally like him more than siege astrotrain
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the dinosaur probes the nectar
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
IT IS THE 14TH OF OCTOBER FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS .. FOR SIX WEEKS
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 17h
facebook marketplace showed me these horrible earrings for awful people and i have to share the trauma
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 15h
they could drop this whole thing and average out lower prices across the board and pass savings on to everyone and let us have some dignity while they have their billions in profits, but no of course not you must play the email game
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 15h
its like 'be harassed repeatedly every day, forever, to save a few dollars, you contemptible piece of shit' and you just have to take it because groceries are expensive af these days and they know you cant afford to not be harassed
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 15h
with every new email from the supermarket i feel a little bit more radicalized against this capitalist bullshit system that makes you click a link for a discount on groceries 58 emails in the last month, ten in the last two days!
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
his little drumsticks 😍
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🍰 Cake and madness 🍰 @cakeandmadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nah it was broken open
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🍰 Cake and madness 🍰 @cakeandmadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, a few times now. Have to be careful of the fence wire rebounding when you cut it tho.
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🍰 Cake and madness 🍰 @cakeandmadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The longer story is, they were building the online order collection spot in the car park. it was surrounded by builder's fencing & combination locked. We needed to go through that to get in the employee entrance. The lock jammed, my coworker panicked, & I was literally labyrinth guy 🤣
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🍰 Cake and madness 🍰 @cakeandmadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😄 and then I posted this next to the comic picture @w0bblyb0n3s.bsky.social
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
trying to Do The Thing from the movie we need a better legends kup
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"We anticipate your order will arrive in multiple deliveries, as your items are in-stock at different fulfillment locations." thats a you problem. im not paying separate postage for each item in my order. fuck off
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if i disappear from the internet for a while it'll be because this is the nbn box at the end of the street
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
haul of september '26 #transformers #blokees #startrek
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my sooky little boys had their 6-monthly arthritis injections today. worst day of their lives, again
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
usually im happy to ignore transformers media because most of it is terribly not for me, but the leaked toyline story concept.. ugh we need noble good heroes more than ever right now. 'winning the war corrupted optimus and now the multiversal megatrons are the good guys'? what the fascist fuck
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Henry VIII: "Pope, would please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand. You're not a marriage influencer. How many wives do you have?"
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PacoOnPause @pacoonpause.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it's weird how fixated a lot of you are on people who are covid conscious..
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Meghan 💀 @meglish.com · 28/09/2026
We’re back to Voyager tonight with “Fair Haven”, and you know what that means. It’s time to *horns blare, sirens wail* DELETE! THE! WIFE! ko-fi.com/meglish/shop
Gold, purple, and black enamel pin in LCARS style that reads “Delete The Wife”Same design as the pin but as a holographic stickerSticker that says “I Support Women’s Wrongs” and the type is designed to look like Janeway’s uniform
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it happened again but instead of seeing the clown i purchased two leader class robots with 26% discount
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the other cockatiel that landed in front of me and posed nicely at Kangaroo Dam at Gluepot. This is the female.
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i cant overstate how weary i am of optimus primes that are just 'what if optimus prime, but mildly different surface details' wow guys look the forearm details are a single yellow polygon instead of a triangle and two stripes. groundbreaking innovation
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this one is probably no more than 5 years old and washed up on the shore near home apparently its common for them to get caught in currents and wind up drifting like ocean garbage, in shock from the cold southern water :(
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TODAY'S RESCUE WAS A SEA TURTLE !
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listerine mild berry for kids would make a great cocktail with vodka
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every morning i wake up and check bluesky for the flood of celebration but it still hasnt happened
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"no, eeyore. you're a hero too. we have more in common than you know"
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
goddamit they're going to make me buy this thing again arent they i sold the original a few months ago. but now he's MAGENTA
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pien-art 🐞 commissions closed @pien-art.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
commission - Kira and Dax should’ve grown old together :’))) #ds9 #startrek #kiradax
digital drawing of Kira Nerys and Jadzia Dax from Star Trek DS9, sitting next to each other. They are older, in their sixties, their hair is gray. Kira sits on the left in a white tank top and her red uniform pants. She is leaning back and smiling at jadzia. Jadzia is on the right, wearing her uniform with the sleeves bunched up. She is smiling and has one hand in Kira’s hair.
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Lee Draws Stuff @leedrawsstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daily Trek Character #40 - Elim Garak "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak." Past Prologue, DS9 S1 For my thoughts on this one or to see tomorrow's early head to Patreon (leedrawsstuff) #startrek #DeepSpaceNine #DS9 #startrekfanart
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me rn after eating too much potato
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Homer Simpson: Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun
ALT: Homer Simpson: Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun
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🦇FERENGINOIR🦇 @purplecyborg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Harvest Moon #Ferengifriday! 🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒 I'll send the liquidator down to gather it for you👂🏾 #startrek #ferengi #ferenginoir #brunt #bruntfca #jeffreycombs #autumnequinox
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
doing an animal rescue that disrupts the public transport network on football grand final day, A+
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#swanoftheday definitely remembers we abducted one of his babies last year
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i can't see this show without thinking of this simpsons bit
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love when i make a part that looks like a part
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skrank @skrank.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"We came here as soon as we could Benjamin" #startrekfanart
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so today we witnessed black swans mating. i feel a bit dirty sharing this 😅 #swanoftheday
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AND some actual criticism of the 86 movie while im at it! as much as i love leonard nimoy, i wish they'd kept welker for galvatron, and just modulated the megatron voice a little bit galvatron feels too much like megatron was erased and replaced, rather than upgraded
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how did any tech bro who lived though the windows xp bliss era end up wanting to pave the planet with data centers
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
taking a risk seeing a movie in the cinema for the first time since covid wearing a mask, no drinks, no snacks, non peak monday evening session, one other seat taken the guy in that seat is coughing up a lung
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Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i took optimus along to see the movie wait NOO
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