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Imagine listening to a song. Literally any song from, say, 1950 and 2000. Now, imagine being such a fucking idiot that you think to yourself “Yeah. A data center could totally come up with this.”

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

LOL. Go to hell, Oakland. Take out our best receiver, huh?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Man. Ms. Rachel kicks ass.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have believed in God my whole life, but every time the Yankees advance in the playoffs I’m a little less sure.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I cannot wait until Satan gets his meathooks on this asswipe.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Broadway out here answering the hard questions like: What if Galileo fronted a prog rock band?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Happy "Migrant Caravan Season" to those who celebrate!

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ha ha. Fuck you, White Sox!

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finally finished up season 1 of ‘Stick’ and while it wasn’t an A+, I enjoyed it. But ending the finale with my favorite Dawes song will go a LONG way to get me to love it.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Whalefall....folks, what are we doing?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lol. I went to the bathroom and #SKC was up 3-0. I come back and it’s tied?!? This team blows so hard.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why do people willingly watch this sport? #KANvASU

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026

RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Doctor: Typically, insurance companies don't like to cover things like Ozempic for patients who just want to lose wait, but for patients like you with diabetes, they tend to be better. Patient with diabetes: Ok. Insurance company: LOL fuck you. That'll be $300.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It should be required that every Premiere League broadcast have, at minimum, one Scottish commentator.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The Royals are at Fenway (and therefore on NESN) tonight. My alma mater is is playing an all-too-rare-these-days Border War against a bitter rival. And I’m watching tennis. God bless, America.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ah yes. Easy to understand why the thing that was consistently on display throughout the entire history of the show is the one thing that would be hard to nail down.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

let danny mcbride host an episode of the muppet show

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Man, fuck this guy forever.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Me (spending the last 3 months trying to find ANY #USOpen tickets for this weekend that wouldn’t cost my family $2000 per session): WTF? Me (watching the actual matches we couldn’t afford to get into and noticing the HUNDREDS of empty seats): WTAF!?!?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Welcome back, Tacos and Taskmaster Thursdays!

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The iconic weeping willow trees outside the Kennedy Center have been cut down by Trump.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Huge Asshole Wonders What It Would Be Like to Be Even Bigger Asshole”

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In no way was she 'neutral.' What she was was respected and beloved. And that goes WAY further than neutrality.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved

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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

💥 ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room—in middle of being treated after car accident. Still wearing hospital gowns. Both victims of car collusion, with asylum case pending in good standing & valid work permit. Grace Calero 39, & Giulianna Carriel 19, from Ecuador.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I am allergic to August.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm truly sorry that Kacey Musgraves hasn't gotten laid in a few months, but I'm good not hearing that song again for a while.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I know the Parks panel is airing on Disney+ tomorrow, but is the “Here are all the animated sequels and unnecessary live-action remakes” panel also going to air? #D23

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Look, if Gen Z or Gen Alpha thinks that I’m annoyed because that’s how they read a period in my texts, that’s on them.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Why is every murder trial a reality show now? What are we doing?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Man, he perks right up when it comes time to insult people and/or be racist, doesn't he?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

But at least he filmed it.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Popcorn is a vegetable

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Absolutely loved the "driving home in KC" montage from S04E01 of Ted Lasso (and the whole episode, naturally), but Ted was ALL OVER THE PLACE during that drive. I tried my best to map it out.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Daniel Manning Elementary School

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Why don't the Royals just do what the Red Sox are doing?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Why does the HEIC file format exist and how can we get rid of it forever?

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

(Ok, now that I’m home) Me: Booked a new to us Disneyland Good Neighbor hotel based on recommendation Me: Researched everything about its location The Internet: OF COURSE you can walk to Downtown Disney through the Grand Californian! Guard at the gate at the GC: The fuck you can

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Between the World Cup and vacation, I haven’t paid attention to a #Royals game since early June. Gotta say, it’s been super nice not caring.

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

We’ve done so many new and exciting things on this California road trip, but the Mouse always calls…

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Cade @cadeland.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

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