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The Wahttorney™

@cachethekid.bsky.social
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Wah•Puppy•Kiddo•28 The Wahttorney™ Boygirlthing (Any pronouns) 🔞 18+ only Little • ABDL (will be marked with spoilers) Now if it gets too real, you can always turn it off 😭 TG: @cachethered Pfp🎨:tansy.bsky.social Banner🎨:osito.bsky.social

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 9h
truculence ball
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 1h
I've never had an issue with parasocial relationships online except with furry. To me we're all just friends and I forget that some people are doing the influencer thing... I just kinda assume everybody here is pure of heart and wants to be my buddy
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a wild fenn ⨺⃝ @fenn.ink · 13h
small raccoon wonders if you'll consider joining her partners live stream, as they're working very hard to cover our rent-- we're just two animals trying not to get priced out of life.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 19h
Whenever I feel like I haven't done very much with my life I end up being as slutty as possible because it's the only type of experience I can have without money and I can't afford to do all the other things I really want so I just stack up as many weird sex stories as possible to feel better
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna get high and padded but I have a date later and I kinda wanna be sober for it... Much to decide
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Grey 🐼 | Silas 🦌 @wahpa.ws · 30/09/2026
Taco Bell doesn’t hurt those pure of heart and hole 🥰
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know... I don't see enough bathroom control stuff in abdl circles. I find it really hot to be made to wait so long that you have an accident. I know everybody is super diaper brained but like... Sometimes the scenario is better without one
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critterperson_percy @zippyzappop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
babyfur animal crossing be like tom nuk
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Joy and Co. 🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ @squeakyholly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*puts on a playlist I spent hours making and zones out* Me every time the song changes: "oh shit? I fucking love this song"
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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🌲Melancollie🔜FP/MFF/ANE?🐺🐶🍼🧷🏳️‍⚧️ @mollythe.pet · 29/09/2026
*Does my gay little dance*
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish I was in a band. I performed live music multiple times a week from the time I was 9 (2007) until I was 22 (late 2020). I've never been good enough to perform/write/record alone but I miss singing/drumming/writing with a group.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the deepest issue I have both emotionally and as a person (character flaw) is that I want to be the center of attention. I need to be seen. I need to be understood. I want everybody to know intuitively the things I can't seem to say out loud. It's ultimately unsatisfying and selfish
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Tansy, barking quietly @offbeatbarking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we were trapped in a castle due to a siege from a neighboring kingdom and pushed to the brink of starvation. and I was the rat catching girl and you were the mad woman who is maybe a witch. would you work with me to make a tunnel so we could escape together and leave this hell behind us
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I start writing an emotional post and then halfway through I imagine if I was reading it on somebody else's page and I delete it. There's a fine line between letting your emotions out and being known as a whiney bitch. I think I already straddle that line...
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate that every series with dragons is like "and they grow up super fast and live to be thousands of years old" that's not how animals work. The longer you live, the longer your adolescent period will be. It will be a shorter ratio to your lifespan but it will take longer all the same
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 29/09/2026
transsexual is like reliable 2007 toyota prius
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't have anymore sick days or vacation time left for the year... Which sucks cause I hate working but I need the money
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I pass up the opportunity to make extremely funny jokes on this site just so that people don't mistakenly assume I'm into things I'm not. Not cause those things are bad but because I don't want to have to explain that to them later and potentially hurt feelings...
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today's moods have been sorrow, apathy, horny, depression... And now I'm back to horny related but not quite? I want to be puppy and be tied up and teased but not in a horny way... Inna gender affirming way
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My gender gets fucky because I'll talk about how I feel more masc than femme and how I identify more with my transmasc friends but then my mother will call me her son and I'll cry from hurt... What TF am I? Why is nothing simple? Why can't I just make up my fucking mind?
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish everyone at Folsom a very 🥺👉👈 can I come next time? Pweeeeeese?
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a beautiful man gains weight and body hair many of you are saying “twink death”…Meanwhile I am saying “Yay”, “Yippee!” and things of this nature.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's time for an episode of "What's my bigot brother doing now?" He's celebrating Sukkot with his kids... No we are not Jewish. I don't think he even knows any Jewish people. No we did not do this when we were children. I have no idea why TF he is doing this
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Sea specimen @circaroo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cranking through kigus lately, and realizing I haven't shared any pics or anything in a while. I've been doing all of the kigus simultaneously to gauge timing, finishing one when close! Still going to have all done and mailed/delivered before BFC! Thank you so much for your patience!! #HopHazard
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I put on diapers perfectly and sometimes they're wonky no matter what I do... It's like 50/50
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Yin @bubblewhip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And a squeaky angry wah!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
brother ignatz where the hell did you get those sausages from
this bittern's got way too many snausages
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder, if I died suddenly, would my cats think I abandoned them? Would anybody even give them the courtesy of telling them what happened? And then I cry
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▀▄▀▄▀▄ ROCKY TOP’S BEST WOLF ▀▄▀▄▀▄ @canisgulo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sleepy puppies go to BED!
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green. Green is wearing a chef's hat and holding an oven tray of something ambiguous.
Blue: What are you making?
Green: A concotion.
Blue: A what?
Green: I wanted to bake something, but I didn't have any of the ingredients so I improvised.
Blue: ...Is it good?
Green: No.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Meeting somebody for the first time at cicis pizza, I'm on my third plate, he's on his second. Mid 40s lesbian lady with buzzcut hair comes up to me and says "I just wanted to say thank you for being so brave" Walks out the door
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Ray Karr (SFW) - Comms opennnnn @raykarrlucario.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very undignified behaviour for a 24-year-old #art #furryart
My riolu fursona meowing incessantly. An off-screen voice says "what? do you want attention?". they then say "are you hungry?", to which i start happily meowing and growling. they respond with "fine, I'll go make someyhing". text at the bottom says, in parentheses, "grown ass adult, fully capable of intelligent speech"
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to get high and watch a show while I cuddle with someone but I can't get high cause I have responsibilities and I have nobody to cuddle
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a substack for my writing/photography stuff that doesn't really fit on here... If anybody is interested
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a substack if anybody wants to see my random writing and occasional photo projects... Idk if anybody still uses substack but I'm on there Cachethered as always
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Oatmeal 🍎 @oatsterz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when I say "Im biting you" this is what I mean
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Loading any website without adblocker on these days is like walking open-mouthed into a swarm of gnats
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You don't say...
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My coworker is trying to find a scifi paperback book series that his dad used to read in the 90s that featured tiger fighter pilots in space. Anybody have any suggestions for what that could be?
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Realizing I don't have a good picture of my place since I made my bedframe and hungup all my pictures. Need to take one cause it's basically this and it makes me super happy
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hungrycritter @trickpixad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss my daddy so much it's not even funny if I don't get another parental figure who's simultaneously (consensually) sexually abusive and affectionate in my life soon then like what is even the fucking point 🥲 I feel like a stray dog I need someone to be in charge of and take care of me like that
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Bill Beagle @billbeagle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Moment at a Convention
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thinking about how at 13 I was called gay behind my back and my best friend told me about it but I didn't know what gay meant so I went around saying "yeah? I'm gay! I'm happy!" And when my friend and my brother told me what it actually meant I went... "Oh? Okay. I'm still gay?"
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Chikn Nuggit @chiknnuggit.buzzfeed.com · 18/09/2026
What a beautiful, edgy, bygone era!1!!1
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need telegram to fix the bug where a server keeps sending me the same notification over and over. It's probably tied to topics cause it only happens with one chat and it's the only one that uses topics
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