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The Wahttorney™

@cachethekid.bsky.social
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Wah•Puppy•Kiddo•28 The Wahttorney™ Boygirlthing (Any pronouns) 🔞 18+ only Little • ABDL (will be marked with spoilers) Now if it gets too real, you can always turn it off 😭 TG: @cachethered Pfp🎨:tansy.bsky.social Banner🎨:osito.bsky.social

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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like the people I know who say this are almost always the kind of people who probably need to think about others more. The people who think so much about others need to put themselves first more often. It's a balance
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay but if they introduced a baby form would you devolve your eevee?
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait no you're too big!! *Flattened under the puppy twice my size* too late
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven't had the time to fully figure out what he looks like and I haven't found an artist that draws capybaras in a way that I like and also is open for ref sheets
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someday I will get actual art of Kiwy, my capybara cg character and then my obsession with capybaras will make more sense lore wise I feel. In the meantime I am going to drool over this capy cage that I can't afford while I hug kevin
thepupplayhub.com
Capybara Chastity Cage 🐹 Secure & Comfortable Resin Chastity Lock for
🐹 Adorable Capybara Design — Features a playful capybara-shaped resin cage that combines cuteness with serious chastity control, perfect for daily wear or discreet fun. 🔒 4 Adjustable Ring Sizes — Com...
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooo a rabbit hole of many cages .... THEY HAVE A CAPYBARA?!? my wallet is doomed
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no! Fingers crossed for you rah
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can't go to acfi tomorrow because I'm too smol to drive... Sorry. Gonna get high with a friend and watch movies instead.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They should make that old Tumblr movie idea where Daniel Radcliffe plays Elijah Wood but then throw in a wrench and have Elijah Wood play Robert Pattinson and Pattinson plays Radcliffe
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a wild fenn ⨺⃝ @fenn.ink · 03/10/2026
how i look while acting like i am even remotely capable of changing a diaper without being asked to do so:
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy to take another couple of these at $40 each this time! Pls message or comment with a link to a real ref, basic info, and paypal email for invoice! If you want a drawover, also link the meme etc :) Quick turnaround, no checks etc.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and how does one achieve this level of cool guy aesthetics? Where must I sell my soul in order to receive this incredible gift?
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm only 5'10" and I've always wanted to be shorter. At some points I've just wanted to be anything other than in the middle but mostly I just want to be shorter. I hate being average height. I don't know if it's a gender thing or an age thing but it's bothered me since I first hit 5'9" in 8th grade
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incendavery @incendavery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
peachtober day 2: chimney
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bars
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, it's pretty cool
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am regretting my decision to do locktober
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Cache AD @naughtycache.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is going to be more difficult than I thought...
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was gonna say gogurt. There's also those squeeze packs of apple sauce that kinda look like caprisun? I think of those are cat squeezes for peoples
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dogie!
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am very grateful to her for being there for me. We used to be very close and even lived together for a while. Unfortunately we've grown apart due to religion and homophobia but I still love her dearly and will always be in her debt
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right here?! 😳 In front of everyone?
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was raised primarily by my older sister because my mother was absent (4 cumulative years between the ages of 2 and 12) and she never had to punish me. The one time she yelled at me is something I remember so vividly because I was so distraught.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😔 I'm sorry hon. I wish I were in a more capable place to help
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My kinks are incredibly unwoke while I myself am an anarchist as well... It's okay friend. The mind is a complicated thing
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I try really hard to do the bare minimum... It's literally so fucking hard. And I know that it's a common problem for people with ADHD and autism but omg why is it so fucking hard?
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have nearly 400 images of red pandas saved on my phone as references for art and yet somehow I have never gotten any
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need feral art at some point... Need to be a lil wah doin wah stuff
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gosh... Take me out to dinner first 😳 also are we talking traditional or saint Andrews? Cause both are fine but I really prefer the traditional for aesthetic reasons
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toad has body dysmorphia. He's just like me fr
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a panda sona before I met any other furries and I knew pretty much every panda in my area which was like 2... And now I see a new one at every con. So...
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Tim @tlatshaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do I have to stroke this thing to scroll?! It does not deserve pets!
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wahtober was a cool thing before The Event™ (when turning red came out and all the pandas started multiplying like weeds)
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What brave soul is gonna make a daily account that posts whether Shen's egg has cracked yet? (Don't actually do that it would be extremely inappropriate but it's a funny idea)
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Toya, Cursed Prince of House Greymont @toya.moo.tf · 02/10/2026
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always share with your wah helper. It's the law
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SNMy🎈 @shinominmin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(੭´・∀︎・`)੭🍜
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naked cuddles? 🥺👉👈
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Should I keep posting my poetry like this? Would people actually read it?
substack.com
Goodbye
by Cache Ailuridae
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a substack for my writing/photography stuff that doesn't really fit on here... If anybody is interested
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🥩CRYING TIGER STEAK🌶 🔜ANE???????? @muttonsteak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can people invest in a pair of fucking headphones oh my god
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think St Louis is the worst drivers I've ever encountered, San Antonio is the worst construction, Michigan has the worst physical condition of roads and Pflugerville and Dallas are tied for the worst designed roads. That being said I've only been to the states between Tx and Mi
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's fucked up but unfortunately I understand. I had similar experiences and they stick with you for a long time
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't play minecraft without getting a headache
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finding the right balance between keeping your connections and giving yourself mental space from the internet can be hard. 🫂 We love you wuff. Please take care of yourself. Don't be afraid to take space but don't be a stranger either. It's never been too long to reach out again. *Gentle pats*
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's okay... It's pretty great just all around. And I can give it baf
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also I went on a date and he asked if I had a master... The answer is no but also that I am open to one or more masters. Pls submit your qualifications below
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had to go to the bathroom to adjust my cage at least 4 times tonight (and I do mean HAD to) and I dropped the lock core into the toilet twice 😐 this is not going well for the wah
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's okay, I can help! There's a lot of numbers but since I'm a wahyer I know all of them. There's 2 and 7 and 23. 23 is the biggest number! 7 is the smallest. If you add 2+7 you get 23. It's all very simple and straightforward.
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The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wah is participating in locktober as so far as they can stand it given how uncomfortable they find this cage (planning to buy a new one but I don't have the money for it rn)
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