The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel like the people I know who say this are almost always the kind of people who probably need to think about others more. The people who think so much about others need to put themselves first more often. It's a balance 010
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay but if they introduced a baby form would you devolve your eevee? 100
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wait no you're too big!! *Flattened under the puppy twice my size* too late 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I haven't had the time to fully figure out what he looks like and I haven't found an artist that draws capybaras in a way that I like and also is open for ref sheets 100
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Someday I will get actual art of Kiwy, my capybara cg character and then my obsession with capybaras will make more sense lore wise I feel. In the meantime I am going to drool over this capy cage that I can't afford while I hug kevinthepupplayhub.comCapybara Chastity Cage 🐹 Secure & Comfortable Resin Chastity Lock for🐹 Adorable Capybara Design — Features a playful capybara-shaped resin cage that combines cuteness with serious chastity control, perfect for daily wear or discreet fun. 🔒 4 Adjustable Ring Sizes — Com... 150
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ooo a rabbit hole of many cages .... THEY HAVE A CAPYBARA?!? my wallet is doomed 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can't go to acfi tomorrow because I'm too smol to drive... Sorry. Gonna get high with a friend and watch movies instead. 1171
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They should make that old Tumblr movie idea where Daniel Radcliffe plays Elijah Wood but then throw in a wrench and have Elijah Wood play Robert Pattinson and Pattinson plays Radcliffe 110
Reposted by The Wahttorney™a wild fenn ⨺⃝ @fenn.ink · 03/10/2026how i look while acting like i am even remotely capable of changing a diaper without being asked to do so: 1603
Reposted by The Wahttorney™Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy to take another couple of these at $40 each this time! Pls message or comment with a link to a real ref, basic info, and paypal email for invoice! If you want a drawover, also link the meme etc :) Quick turnaround, no checks etc. 212441
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026and how does one achieve this level of cool guy aesthetics? Where must I sell my soul in order to receive this incredible gift? 100
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm only 5'10" and I've always wanted to be shorter. At some points I've just wanted to be anything other than in the middle but mostly I just want to be shorter. I hate being average height. I don't know if it's a gender thing or an age thing but it's bothered me since I first hit 5'9" in 8th grade 010
Reposted by The Wahttorney™incendavery @incendavery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026peachtober day 2: chimney 0524
Reposted by The Wahttorney™Cache AD @naughtycache.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is going to be more difficult than I thought... 182
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was gonna say gogurt. There's also those squeeze packs of apple sauce that kinda look like caprisun? I think of those are cat squeezes for peoples 010
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am very grateful to her for being there for me. We used to be very close and even lived together for a while. Unfortunately we've grown apart due to religion and homophobia but I still love her dearly and will always be in her debt 010
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was raised primarily by my older sister because my mother was absent (4 cumulative years between the ages of 2 and 12) and she never had to punish me. The one time she yelled at me is something I remember so vividly because I was so distraught. 110
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026😔 I'm sorry hon. I wish I were in a more capable place to help 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My kinks are incredibly unwoke while I myself am an anarchist as well... It's okay friend. The mind is a complicated thing 110
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I try really hard to do the bare minimum... It's literally so fucking hard. And I know that it's a common problem for people with ADHD and autism but omg why is it so fucking hard? 110
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have nearly 400 images of red pandas saved on my phone as references for art and yet somehow I have never gotten any 020
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need feral art at some point... Need to be a lil wah doin wah stuff 120
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gosh... Take me out to dinner first 😳 also are we talking traditional or saint Andrews? Cause both are fine but I really prefer the traditional for aesthetic reasons 010
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Toad has body dysmorphia. He's just like me fr 010
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I made a panda sona before I met any other furries and I knew pretty much every panda in my area which was like 2... And now I see a new one at every con. So... 000
Reposted by The Wahttorney™Tim @tlatshaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why do I have to stroke this thing to scroll?! It does not deserve pets! 131
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wahtober was a cool thing before The Event™ (when turning red came out and all the pandas started multiplying like weeds) 110
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What brave soul is gonna make a daily account that posts whether Shen's egg has cracked yet? (Don't actually do that it would be extremely inappropriate but it's a funny idea) 001
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Always share with your wah helper. It's the law 020
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Should I keep posting my poetry like this? Would people actually read it?substack.comGoodbyeby Cache Ailuridae 000
Reposted by The Wahttorney™The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I made a substack for my writing/photography stuff that doesn't really fit on here... If anybody is interested 021
Reposted by The Wahttorney™🥩CRYING TIGER STEAK🌶 🔜ANE???????? @muttonsteak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can people invest in a pair of fucking headphones oh my god 052
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think St Louis is the worst drivers I've ever encountered, San Antonio is the worst construction, Michigan has the worst physical condition of roads and Pflugerville and Dallas are tied for the worst designed roads. That being said I've only been to the states between Tx and Mi 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's fucked up but unfortunately I understand. I had similar experiences and they stick with you for a long time 110
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can't play minecraft without getting a headache 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finding the right balance between keeping your connections and giving yourself mental space from the internet can be hard. 🫂 We love you wuff. Please take care of yourself. Don't be afraid to take space but don't be a stranger either. It's never been too long to reach out again. *Gentle pats* 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026that's okay... It's pretty great just all around. And I can give it baf 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also I went on a date and he asked if I had a master... The answer is no but also that I am open to one or more masters. Pls submit your qualifications below 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've had to go to the bathroom to adjust my cage at least 4 times tonight (and I do mean HAD to) and I dropped the lock core into the toilet twice 😐 this is not going well for the wah 000
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's okay, I can help! There's a lot of numbers but since I'm a wahyer I know all of them. There's 2 and 7 and 23. 23 is the biggest number! 7 is the smallest. If you add 2+7 you get 23. It's all very simple and straightforward. 020
The Wahttorney™ @cachethekid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wah is participating in locktober as so far as they can stand it given how uncomfortable they find this cage (planning to buy a new one but I don't have the money for it rn) 010