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Cabel Sasser

@cabel.panic.com
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 15m
in our monday snack update, i warned the panic team that the latest batch of new products might cause some indigestion or heartburn… but not to worry, i had something new for that too!
A close-up of two light blue bottles with dark blue and orange labels, sitting on a silver surface. The labels read, “MYLANTA: FALL HARVEST COLLECTION” and “WORKS ON CONTACT.” One bottle shows an image of pumpkin pie, and the other shows a cup of spiced apple cider. Colorful snack bags are in the background.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 23h
atari-rebate.mp4
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 29/09/2026
gadgets.mp4
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 27/09/2026
Mac tip! I have always held the Option key while opening the Go menu to access my Library folder. Did you know there's a brand new setting in View Options to ALWAYS show the Library in Home? What's that? It was added to Mavericks in 2013? No, I'm pretty sure it's brand new. Ok? IT'S NEW. OK???
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 27/09/2026
this particular seller has really made a go of it
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 27/09/2026
this is the way. 50× more eye-catching than an AI generated ad. #bigchallenges
A black sign with yellow text, "Text them later, Alligator..." and "Don't Drive Distracted." A cartoon alligator in a yellow vehicle with a green object. The sign is under a blue sky.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/09/2026
can't a guy walk down the street anymore without being harassed by artificial intelligence
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/09/2026
(Also responsible for this banger)
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
it's really giving
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
an amazing redesign caught in the wild, this time at a construction site. a rare situation in which i like both for entirely different reasons! which one do YOU prefer!? #wildredesign
A close-up of wrapped lumber featuring an illustration of a dragon breathing fire, rendered elaborately and fancifully as if in the 70s. The background is white, and the text readsA close-up of wrapped lumber with a far more modern, simplified, green fire breathing dragon.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
speaking of expanding to continue reading, i get this super bizarre bug viewing @polygon.com (Safari 27) where the "More Exclusive" zone just stretches infinitely as I scroll, as if I am in the Haunted Mansion pre-show. Is it just me?!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
I just noticed that the system screen recording tool in macOS 27 finally (finally!) has a "Include System Audio" option!!
A computer screen shows a pop-up menu with options in a dark background. The menu lists "Microphone" options, including "None," "iPhone (Cabel) Microphone," and "MacBook Air Microphone." A highlighted option, "Include System Audio," is selected, with a blue background. A cursor is pointing at this option.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 25/09/2026
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 24/09/2026
somebody is gonna yell at me for sharing slop and i’m so sorry. but i just got this AI ad for a network install company on tiktok. flawless work, definitely the firm to hire. cc @tracketpacer.com
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 23/09/2026
😅
A smartphone screen with a notification showing a reminder. The notification has a blue and white logo, and the background is a dark blue. The text reads:

"Reminder!
Buy watched item now:
BAFTA Award Statue"
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 23/09/2026
@sarahjeong.bsky.social the world loves a sarah jeong thread!!!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 22/09/2026
I opened a Slack DM with Tim and Neven, as we work on the Transmit 6 website. For some reason, Slack took me to the start of our chat history. I nearly fell off my chair.
A social media screenshot with a dark background. At the top, two cartoon faces are shown. Below them, the text "neven and tim." is displayed. Further down, a message reads, "This is the very beginning of your direct message history. Only the 3 of you are in this conversation." The date "Aug 23rd, 2016" is visible, followed by a message from "tim" at "1:39 PM" that says, "Yall ready to talk Transmit 5 webpage?!"
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 21/09/2026
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 20/09/2026
big fan of whatever happened on this frame
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 20/09/2026
PDX: this restaurant "Hachi" is right by our office, and while i can't say the food will change your life… i can say that i haven't eaten a good $9.98 lunch around here since right around the time i bought my gamecube
a menu that has both a teriyaki chicken and katsu lunch plate with salad, rice, and miso soup, for $9.98
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 20/09/2026
a photo of a super pac man arcade cabinet A sign that says “hey guys, i got a family and a crippling addiction to pills! I NEED SOME QUICK CASH! I’ll sell ya this canine for $1000!”
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 18/09/2026
caught this guy doing whatever this is
A rabbit with his back legs stretched out and crossed in a very strange way
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 15/09/2026
nooooo
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 14/09/2026
just some great hand painted (new) signs
a funny painting of a fish that says “comin’ soon-ish”a painting of a sad car that says “yes! you will get towed”A nice painting of a dog barking and spitting that says beware spud on duty
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 13/09/2026
posting a knitted post appreciation post
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 12/09/2026
seen at my son's high school
A flyer that says “Know Your Rights! Teachers Must Provide Work Without AI Upon Request!”
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/09/2026
i've always thought this building represented the BEST case scenario for an apartment/condo conversion, because of it's thin width! i work in the 11W building which is chock full of apartments and has ~96% occupancy and it seems like this building is maybe even a little bit thinner?!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 10/09/2026
my co-worker thomas took this picture on the road last year… and i simply will never stop thinking about it. it's been on my desktop ever since. i open it up every now and then to just ponder the universe. you see why, right?
a photograph to two mostly-identical blue toyota priuses (priii?)… with the EXACT SAME LICENSE PLATE plate on each: 373 HXV.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 09/09/2026
can anyone who understands math help with a trade-in and Apple Upgrade, the duo will cost me $25.89/mo for 12 months, or $31.10/mo for 24 months. why is the 12-month lease payment lower than the 24-month lease payment?! (if i remove the trade-in, the 12-month lease payment is higher than the 24.)
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 09/09/2026
Quiz & Dragons
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 08/09/2026
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 08/09/2026
this mcdonald's has an interior design system i can only describe as McBanksy
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 06/09/2026
every one of these was a story
BRIDGE CITY BLOCK PARTY
ENTRY RULES

NO Illegal Substances
NO Drugs or Drug Paraphernalia
NO Non-Clear Backpacks, Purses, or Bags larger than 14" % 18"% 6"
NO Hydration Backpacks that contain non-removable and/or opaque bladders
NO HydroFlasks or other non-clear water bottles (filled or unfilled)
NO Unsealed Over the Counter Medications or Vitamins.
NO Vicks Inhaler, Vapolnhalers
NO Massagers
NO Drones
NO Laser Pointers
NO Pacifiers
NO Gas Masks
NO Native American Headdresses
HAVE YOUR TICKET AND ID READY!
NO Glass, Cans, Cups, or Coolers
NO Open Containers
NO Markers, Pens, or Spray Paint
NO Stuffed Animals or Dolls
NO Promotional Stickers, Flyers, or Signage
NO Inflated Toys, Balls, Balloons (must arrive un-inflated)
NO Sports Equipment
NO Chairs
NO Glow Sticks
NO Fire Poi or Fire Dancing Equipment
NO Smoking or Vaping of any kind, per Portland Parks Rule 20.12.110
NO Unsealed Tampons
NO Liquid Makeup
NO Unsealed or Aerosol Sunscreen
NO Outside Food, Beverages, or Candy
No Musical Instruments (Including Whistles, etc)
NO Tactical Gear
NO Walkie Talkies
NO Professional-Grade Tripods, Monopods, Go-Pro Sticks
NO Fireworks, Flammable Products, Projectiles, or Explosives
NO Chinese Lanterns
NO Weapons of any Kind (Including Pocket Knives, Pepper Spray, etc)
NO Professional Recording Equipment - Photo, Video, or Audio
NO Items deemed as posing a threat to the safe enjoyment of the concert by management
NO Totems
NO Tailgating Pre-Event
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/09/2026
all around the world, over the course of many years, a bunch of white street and parking lights slowly turned blue/purple, when a special yellow phosphor coating that turned blue light into white gradually delaminated. nobody knew this defect would happen, it just took time. i think that's beautiful
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
it can't be an accident right
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
i can only describe this type aesthetic as "Early NES Game Title Screen"
the cover of a board game called “Witch Hunt” with a blue, blocky type of lettering.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
i called 911 and they answered quickly and our conversation was: "are you calling about the fire next to the freeway" "yes, thank you. goodbye" "goodbye"
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
in this house we love dings between letters
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/09/2026
one of my stranger pieces of disney things is this WDI button from 1988. was it for animal kingdom's abandoned beastly kingdom team? was it for the Epcot china pavilion team? i don't know. (but i understand that this phrase has an additional, darker meaning, so its a real weird one.)
a button that says “chase the dragon” in a very early 90’s style
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 01/09/2026
laundry cup measuring is one of greatest dark patterns. like, i get it, you want me to overuse your product numbered lines! lettered lines! and for medium loads, "fill a little above line B"?! a little above?! you know you can move line B right? just open the art file
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 30/08/2026
life can be good random and bad random, so i really really appreciate good random. this made my day.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 29/08/2026
once again, this is ned. neighborhood pet glutton. with his stylish mustache, he runs up to you on the sidewalk, to demand infinite pets. trust me. there is no end to the pets. 😍
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 28/08/2026
not wrong!!!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 27/08/2026
every now and then, a monumental redesign gets caught in the wild. this time, it's a big brand… with big changes. so, how do we feel about this one?! better? worse? (#wildredesign i have to think of a better name for this. i really do)
a photograph of two side-by-side boxes of wheat things. one has a more weathered, hand-drawn logo, while the other has sharper, stronger (but still a little rough) type. one is much cleaner.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 24/08/2026
enjoying this blissful moment where AI can't consistently render bootleg big walk characters
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 23/08/2026
i was browsing beautiful vintage dairy queen signage on google when i suddenly got flash-banged back to modern reality. a painful reminder of how far we’ve fallen :(
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 22/08/2026
society is so complex and everything is so interconnected. (yeah, i know, i'm a deep thinker.) for example. good EV charging infrastructure in the USA can't exist without social services, healthcare, drug treatment programs, living wages, and other steps to disincentivize selling scrap copper 🥲
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 20/08/2026
@conkerhimself.bsky.social could you ever have imagined that, one day, your creation would be the basis of a drag routine? it's a beautiful world
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 19/08/2026
lollllll bro really pulled the ol' "reverse paintover" they very obviously clone-tool'd OUT details from the AI generated image in order to create a fake previous step
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 15/08/2026
went on a walk and folks the latest issue of taylor street cat news just dropped. also you can subscribe now. i’m going to subscribe
“Kona Escaped, Got Rained on, Came Back Kona (of Taylor St.) orchestrated a daring escape while his funcle was catsitting and his humans were honeymooning. He slipped out the door and under the neighbor's fence-classic. Luckily for his funcle, some summer rain prompted Kona to return to his shelter. This is all standard orange behavior.
Mr. Man
Attended Movie in the Park: Men in Black. He did not watch the movie. He was extremely COOL.”
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