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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21!

@c0untfagu1a.bsky.social
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“sometimes the treatment for dysphoria is a hotel room with a cuck chair” - twitter user @/girlmadeofwires

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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Also inner-community fighting will be the downfall of us all fr
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Unfortunately for the online queer community that’s too busy policing gender identity to be palatable for cis people (specifically transphobes, in some weird attempt to be ‘one of the good ones’) my gender will never be for their gaze. Dorian Electra gave me more confidence than anyone ever could
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yo nothing prepared me for the amount of enemies we got as a smoke shop. Why do the shops have beef?? We literally have other shop owners call, impersonating our boss— what for? No fuckin idea cuz it hasn’t worked on any of us yet but help?? Or they’ll send in ppl to scope out our prices like wtf?
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Haven’t posted here in awhile but if anyone could help my friend out it’d be greatly appreciated. Right now we have $300, soon to be $500 I’m asking my boss for part of my pay early to add. We need $800 total by Friday, and the last $200 by Tuesday (the day we go to court) anything helps even shares
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I think I lost my job again and I so badly just want to be normal. Why can’t I just be normal and not get overwhelmed and blackout and freak out over stupid shit I hate being this way
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Emo bitches the following albums are now ten years old, about, or older: - deadroses (Blackbear) - double dare (9yrs old—waterparks) - crybaby (Melanie Martinez) - too weird to live too rare to die (patd— ITS 12YRS OLD.) And probably many more but if I keep making discoveries I may die
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I GOT THE PROMOTION YALL
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Greetings and Salutations fellow skeeters, I may be getting promoted to a shift supervisor position at my job :3
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
De’Wayne wrote SHE’S MY (SEXI BOY) for me and my genderfluid girl thank you very much
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slug girl june 🐌 @junebugtheslug.com · 24/02/2025
100 likes and i'll watch the whole thing
screenshot of a youtube recommendation for a video called "10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by the Taco bell Bong"
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
That nursing home I’ve been trying to get into is looking for an activity aide/assistant and I had an interview today so fingers crossed they hire me cuz I want this job so bad
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Now realizing I forgot my T shot today 🧍🏽 gonna bother my future MIL tomorrow an do it then
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 20/02/2025
Wow, what a beautiful day to inject exogenous hormones for the purpose of transing my sex and gender
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Gonna eat my arm, on fr with my gf and heard her tell one of their residents “you’re 70? Hunny you don’t look a day over 50! You look good” and that’s just so cute idk I love when old ladies get told compliments like that cuz I like to think it makes their night hearing that
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Screaming into the void rn I wanna take a nap til my gf wakes up but I’ve never needed to piss so bad in my life until this very moment but someone’s in the bath rn and I cannot piss so I’m angrily awake
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Binding with my nipple piercings sucks so I’m thinking about using kt tape to bind again cuz tonight (with my chest binder) my lovely little nipple decided to try and eat the jewlery. Like that lil red circled part was shoved in my nip and hurt like a mf
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I found my skullcandy headphones that have a lil bass knob doodad and I’m so hype (crusher evo’s)
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Me handwashing clothes bc it’s too cold for the washer to drain properly
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Skeeting into the voice again- I got work clothes in the dryer rn for my gf and idk if they’re gonna be dry in time for her to start getting dressed so I put them on high mode and hope they don’t shrink cuz the labels didn’t specify
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I bought my gf a blåhaj tonight >:3 I get to show her in ten minutes
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
don't cum in my ass and tell me it's piss
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robin 🌱🐾 COMMS OPEN @ringelrobin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
the major arcana of my seal tarot is DONE!!!!!! #seal #art #tarot
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thinking about the customer who approached me the other day like “heyyy, I’m sorry but can you remake this? You made my drink right last time and idk what that guy made but ew- I just believe in women making coffee yknow?” Like that was so funny
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Did not realize it was gonna snow tonight and now I’m scared that I simply won’t be able to find an uber/lyft later (cuz I’m off 9:30pm) or if I do it’s gonna be unreasonably expensive 🙃
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Picking up hours left and right so I can save money quick, like yes R** I will indeed work 1-9:30 today and pick up a 3-9:30 tmr why not
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Guys is this a safe space to say I might be a furry
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
“You really can’t hang out with him- he got a liquid brain. Swear to god, beer and coffee it’s all he drinks” - customer in my lobby rn about his ex friend
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Concerned that my tax return (according to turbo tax) is a little over $1k but very excited bc I can buy a car with that
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Drawing for my gf’s donut bag :3
Drawing of Manic, Sonic, and Sonya from the show “Sonic Underground” 

Above the three characters is the logo for “Sonic Underground” and the characters are all standing holding hands. Manic on the left (a green hedgehog with spikes green quills and a red open jacket), Sonic in the middle (a blue hedgehog with relaxed blue quills), and Sonya on the right (a pink hedgehog with a red and purple dress)
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
They were fine with killing people like me to get what they wanted, so no, I don't think I'm gonna welcome those folks in.
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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
If you’re a blue state legislator wondering how you can protect trans people right now, allowing birth certificates to be changed without listing them as “amended” so that we can still get passports is high on the list.
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a white coat and black tie looks serious
ALT: a man in a white coat and black tie looks serious
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
4yo Player: I named my character Dan. He is a chubby goblin warrior with hair in his ears. Me: You know my name is Dan, right? 4yo: I named him after you because you are the coolest big person.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/01/2025
it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I fumbled my deposit so bad and I’m scared my boss is gonna call me a dumbass
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Fav thing about my dnd crew rn is we keep asking the DM if we can roll perception by asking “DM, I’d like to open my fuckin eyes” and if we roll low enough our DM says some shit like “dawg you opened your eyes and dust filled them mfs instantly. You ain’t seeing shit”
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Spent way longer out then I planned but I still had a lot of fun catching up with my momma and my friend :3 I also got to see my niece for a lil bit!
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Val Tarra @valtarra.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
bring back boys wearing skirts none of this "well it's a kilt so it's practical" no just wear a skirt. be free. love yourself
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 28/01/2025
why is it that what I have to do at the post office takes 43 seconds and what everyone else has to do at the post office takes approximately nine hours
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Crawlers Owl City Nsync System of a Down The Front Bottoms All American rejects Nirvana The Mamas and The Papas IDKH(BTFM) Novo Twins Evanescence
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bodily autonomy means bodily autonomy. Full stop. Your body belongs to you and nobody else gets to decide what you do to it. Have an abortion. Take HRT. Have sex for money. Have sex for free. Have no sex at all. Gain weight. Lose weight. Get a tattoo. What's right for you is your right.
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Considering coming off my meds so I’m not spending $100-$200 on them and could actually afford to save money for a car bc my job simply doesn’t pay me enough USA USA USA 🦅🦅🦅
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
While I’m absolutely terrified of my future as a trans person, it is so fuckin funny seeing all the memes about Caitlyn Jenner having to become Bruce again
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Really hate how during the election some of yall chose to not vote when it was very obvious how many people who are violent racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and antisemitic were going to vote Trump. Like,, I’m sorry but choosing to not use your vote was selfish imo
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My gf threw up blood yesterday and I’m really hoping it’s not related to internal bleeding. I’m gonna ask her soon as she wakes up about going to get it checked out 🙃
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I think imma drink one of my angry orchard bottles and make bracelets while watching smii7y (or draw, or all of the above)
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Constantine 🐀 || lv. 21! @c0untfagu1a.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Past con received copies of all the name change documents I’d need from a friend in 2022, filled them out, and never fucking mailed them (for why???) so now I’m hunting for each document off so my gf can print them at work and I can actually do my name change shit lmao
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