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Clint S.

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I used to be a guy from Ohio. Then spent my 30’s in Austin. And now I find myself in California.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 10h
I truly believe that every night, Kash Patel goes to sleep in a bed shaped like a race car, and you will never convince me otherwise
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 12h
Me every time I land on an Adam Sandler movie on Tentpole
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 14h
RIP
Mike Ditka in a dreadlocks wig after drafting Ricky Williams
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 14h
Speaking of, audiences can’t get enough of my critically panned animated Christmas movie starring Adam Sandler and Melissa McCarthy
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 15h
I think this may be one of the movies that generated for me on Tentpole
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dak Prescott is completely shell shocked against one of the worst teams in the league, at home. Yikes.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Billy Madison Meme: I Award You No Points
ALT: Billy Madison Meme: I Award You No Points
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marlins Man-splaining that fan interference call to Dua Lipa
Marlins Man, Dua Lipa, Callum Turner
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do you think they’ve struck up conversation with Marlins Man, who is seated in front of them?
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I named my fantasy team the Lustful Cockmonsters after your article was published
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BLACK ADAM IN THEATERS OCT21
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UMass gets good and you see how the COWARDLY HOOSIERS flee fbschedules.com/umass-indian...
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UMass, Indiana cancel 2027 football game; Minutemen to open at Temple
The UMass Minutemen and Indiana Hoosiers have canceled their planned 2027 football matchup, FBSchedules.com has learned.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know they were without Zay Flowers, but how in the hell did Baltimore lose at home to this Saints team??? They stink!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Before this NO drive Bijan had nearly as many total yards as the Saints have as a team.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like we can do this again
B Robinson and B Robinson Jr scoring TDs
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Running for governor of Iowa but lives in Kansas and campaigns in Nebraska. Also his running mate is a literal pig thief. My favorite candidate of the cycle.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*smashes the button* BIJAN RULES
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seeing this pop up on r/bengals made me immediately think of Coop’s appropriate name for Jordan Battle
r/bengals wants Jordan Battle off the team
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But of course let’s be honest, even if it were tied right now, Mahomes easily would win KC the game with 1:46 left.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Raiders back within 3. Surely they didn’t do anything stupid today like take 3 points off the board to go for it on 4th and 2 instead…
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sad Padre noises
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As it was happening I was like is he celebrating or…OH SHIT
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JERKS
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the Raiders - are still the Raiders
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why did the rest of the league let the Chiefs get Kenneth Walker? Thanks a lot, jerks.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thornton having the game of his career and now his foot is going in the wrong direction
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can confirm. This, for example, was at the top of my “for you” feed when I logged in to find an old post the other day.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And now Surtain out after a non contact injury. Can someone please turn the injury slider down? Sheesh
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paxton had them run his ads in every state he owns a home
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cat Bowl Day really shows the stupidity of that damn Striped B logo
Cat Bowl: Jags vs Striped B’s and Lions vs Panthers
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France should’ve ran out like George Brett in the pine tar game. You gotta sell that shit
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s so shitty that counts as an out
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s pretty fucking absurd MLB didn’t swap the ATL-LA and SD-MIL game times. Especially since it’s been known for at least a week it’s gonna be brutal out here this weekend.
LA weather - 102 degrees with a 106 real feel
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hi, it’s me, the one person that has zero opinion about turning the clocks back/forward. End of day I’m still spending 40+ hours a week at the cube farm so I can make rent and have insurance that probably will barely cover any major medical event. Change the time or not. I don’t care. Eat Arby’s.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent Bobby Hill nut kick form
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LMAO at the Va Tech fans thinking that kick was good
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
<insert Shaq I owe you an apology, wasn’t familiar with your game meme here>
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the Chiefs are back to being a top 2 AFC team then it will probably go to Mahomes but it’s so gross it’s very possible Watson gets it if the Browns keep this up.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How is started vs how it’s going for shitty Cincinnati Enquirer Sports columnist Jason Williams. Things are really rock bottom if this guy will no longer defend Bob and Phil.
Jason Williams in 2022: get off Bob Castellini’s back about selling the teamJason Williams 2026: Why Bob Castellini needs to sell the team
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was clearly tipped in real time. They must’ve just assumed that was a duck of a throw by Watson…which is fair
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaron Rodgers: "WHAT THE F*CK?! CALL IT!" Mike McCarthy: "F*cking a**hole."
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s a guy who shows up to random pickup basketball games and starts refereeing. And sure it’s a funny bit, but he’s also good at it.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh IG has plenty of issues. Elon calling it a “app for girls” is just silly though.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just spent some time on IG and now I have COOTIES. Eww gross! 😣
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinda surprised he hasn’t arrogantly tried to bully his way to the front of the Franklin line.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Based on my time in Austin and my BBQ creds - people will always go to me for recommendations. I’d often include Terry Black’s because of its location and it’s the rare legit bbq spot that has dinner hours too. But they keep welcoming this fucking guy so they’re off the list.
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm of the opinion that it's crazy how much money the top NFL Broadcasting teams are paid because NFL is gonna be ratings king no matter who's in the booth. We put up with Phil Simms for years. BUT if they actually ever put McAfee in the MNF booth it would really test how much I'll put up with.
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