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our lady of the emasculate conception

@c-brighde.bsky.social
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candace 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 she/her, e/em/er, whatever. metamorphosis aut mors. ǽlc mann þe wísdóm lufað byð gesǽlig

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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
okay but fuck toml fr. stop it.
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emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you feel like life is no longer worth living, just remember you're only a handful of uppers away from being the funniest person you know
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
fr tho Wóden is queer af. but he's one of those queers who gets mad if you call him a faggot. he's not actually insulted by it, he's just looking for reasons to be mad.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
HAHAHA FUCK ME THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
girl who keeps a hard copy of the R5RS in her purse
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
me too
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
for real?
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
yeah, and the flip side is that you don't have to be anyone else's everything. i was trying and failing over and over again because i did *want* all of her needs to be satisfied, but i was incapable of doing it all myself. not great for my mental health, and that became a negative feedback loop.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i didn't figure it out until the end of a 17 year relationship. i realized that a big reason we were unhappy was that we both had needs that weren't being met. turns out it's actually really easy to get your needs met when other people are allowed to fill in the gaps.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
to me, sex just feels like another thing you might do with a friend. if you're hanging out and you get hungry, and your friend(s) are also hungry, you might decide to eat together. problem solved, and nothing needs to be weird after. if you're hanging out and you get horny...
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
twice a month it says "what's your dose?" and above "bike" it says "creatine"
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 23/05/2026
It's unfair to call the Marvel movies "kid's movies", they also have serious political messages, such as: - America is good - the military is good - military contractors are good - billionaires are good - heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society
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recruit tesarova @tesarova.neocities.org · 23/05/2026
estrogen like and repost if you agree
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
text me a 6 digit code to confirm my identity one more time, i fucking dare you. i'm five digits away from freaking the fuck out.
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
trans girls who are fujos are stronger then god.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
if you *were* an addict, there'll be a black mark on your medical record forever. i've been clean for 9 years and 4 months. still "substance abuse disorder, in sustained remission". they see that and assume any complaint is fishing for drugs
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
having worked in healthcare, i can confirm that even *possible* addicts are treated as something less than human. there is so little empathy. someone had surgery on Tuesday and is requesting a refill of their opiates? call someone else you junkie scum!
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
it's 9am phone rings it's the surgeon he says "send nudes"
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i was wrong. i did lots of catheter draining while standing and that's basically like pissing with a robot penis.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
even inside gays deserve brunch
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the final 8 hours of pissing while standing uwu
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i had the gayest possible sex. girl-on-girl action but also the balls touched.
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
what if alien...nice? and what if alien... scary :( are the two forms of science fiction other than what if robot and what if woman
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i need more severance plz kthx
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i know why the caged bird puts her head under the newspaper lining the bottom of her cage and squeals
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
y'all remember that Usher song about getting pegged? so romantic.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i'm just over here doing regular guy stuff. wearing women's clothes, doing makeup, getting my hair done, painting my nails, epilating my body, showing off my D cups, casually saying things like "my name has changed". just normal stuff that lots of guys do. i'm obviously a guy.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i wish i had the kind of autism that enabled me to have a Netflix special about keeping a tidy home. or just the kind that enabled me to keep a tidy home.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
someone needs to tell this DJ that ACAB includes lady cops
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
IT WAS FOR CHARITY!!
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the images on the television or the big screen were products of this flawed physical world, and i could only connect to them in their betrayal. on a careworn strip of magnetic tape in a green box a puppet sighed with sweet condescension "of course you don't have wings, you're a boy!"
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
gender affirming clinical diagnosis
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
stop holding me back and start holding me down
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
there's no guns, but tobacco is plentiful ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
oh Taylor Swift, bless your heart. you're gonna need a way bigger cock to give me the sleepless night i've been dreaming of.
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
who up appreciating they sex
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DEER COMIX @deercomix.com · 04/03/2026
#deercomix no. 1: Aoife Meets God
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women’s Day to all women. Except Almalexia and Sotha Sil. Fuck you bitches, you know what you did.
Dagoth Ur Morrowind
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
making an appointment at the car dealership is important because you want to reserve a specific time for them to get to it whenever they get to it
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
nánne pusan nimð se unreccere gif he nyle his wóh gerihtan
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I feel like I went back to look at one of the studies underpinning DARE or something like it and the results were more or less "if you sell your car and used all the money to buy a pile of 100% pure [drug] and then did all of it at once you'd probably explode, we know because we did it to mice"
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Jacob Bacharach @jacobbacharach.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I wrote a sonnet about dealing with reality.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
railing mondo lines of prog several times a day probably also helps, due to the gabaergic activity
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
a shot of whiskey with a microdose of mushies does it for me
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Fernando 🌺🌌 @eudoxia.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I wrote a short story: borretti.me/fiction/julia
borretti.me
Julia
An aphasic space station monitors an anomalous object, while keeping the last two humans alive.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
oh also, fermented stuff. it depends on the flavor profile you're going for, but a little sauerkraut or kimchi or something like that.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
they expect us to perform femininity perfectly, or our womanhood gets denied. then they get mad when we do it better than them. misogyny if you do, misogyny if you don't.
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
citrus juice is the easiest cuz it's readily available. a lot of my go-tos are pickled, so idk how vinegary they'll be for you. stuff like jalapeños, cherry peppers, banana peppers. the ones in the jar.
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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 26/01/2026
Trans girl fashion is fine actually, you just hate gay ppl
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our lady of the emasculate conception @c-brighde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
(or maybe you don't feel a need for a little acid in there. then problem solved! lol)
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