emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 12hIf a girl bites you, that means she is "al dente" This is because "al dente" actually means "fucking crazy" in Italian. 010
Reposted by emma (evil)mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21htonight we're letting the troon talk 610510
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Monomyth is just what we called it before we knew what shitposting was 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The best thing about Carpenter Brut is that, like many of his peers (AC/DC, Kings of Leon, Frank Sinatra) all of his songs sound exactly the same, so you really only need to listen to 1 of them to get the full experience 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My goal in life is to be rich enough to buy blue cheese on occasion 000
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026pineapple cream cheese will solve the global economy 001
Reposted by emma (evil)Ellieween Dawn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026The pay me in shoiks 214448958
Reposted by emma (evil)FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 102288623
Reposted by emma (evil)Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if wotc does this they will destroy their community that they've spent 30 years building, i'm dead serious It'll be a collectible game with no community, it will die 2224
Reposted by emma (evil)vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951702075
Reposted by emma (evil)Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026THE MTG MANGA IS GETTING A SEQUEL SET IN 2008 AND ITS YURIIIIIIII LOVE WINS 0111
Reposted by emma (evil)USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trans rights or we all enjoy the camps 362306555
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hearing someone sincerely discuss the plot of Bioshock always gets me, because what do you mean you're taking it at face value and not as a 15 hour long joke about objectivism? Like it basically opens with "and then the Randian paradise fell to shit as expected" there's no subtext here 😭 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Intertextuality is how smart people steal from eachother, and it is a vital skill to learn in the plagiarism economy 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can say a lot about Supergirl, but most of it will be negative 010
Reposted by emma (evil)Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind 229181072
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you think about it, Vim is kind of like the lake Narcissus died while looking at. Y'know, when you think about it. 020
Reposted by emma (evil)mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis 241720307
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I can't listen to Maroon 5 anymore without seeing the instagram post flash before my eyes 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If Blumhouse weren’t cowards they would make an Ultimate Custom Night movie. Just give me 2 hours of Josh Hutcherson trying to escape a pizzaria, while Funtime Foxy tears the face off of Toy Freddy because he didn’t make it to the showtime in time 040
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everyone knows about the Ballmer peak, correlating inebriety with programming ability, but not many people know about the second Ballmer peak between depression and comedy 130
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m gonna start talking about therapy the same way people talk about weight loss medication 110
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So now that the new Fire Emblem game is out, does anyone know the current state of Switch emulation? Asking for a friend 010
Reposted by emma (evil)big foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026you can view the submissions 😭 715042
Reposted by emma (evil)Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail" 212328626
Reposted by emma (evil)🪦𝕷𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖛𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖎𝖓🪦 @ubergreen.northsky.social · 13/09/2026trans politics is socal fast lane rules: you try to run me into the wall, i'll kill us both 0313
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sometimes you’ll hear a phrase like “Water always wants to boil” and have to turn off the educational youtube videos 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Whichever WoW developer decided that having aggro should be a red colour and not having aggro should be a reddish orange colour, I just wanna talk 010
Reposted by emma (evil)Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"your character is so braindead that I spent 9/11 training a simulated fruit fly brain to play it and its winning games" is a level of slander and hating that i can only aspire to 0238
Reposted by emma (evil)laika @punishedreplicant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026[insane] girl who doesn't say a word for 17 years finally speaking and it's to talk about her vore fetish is the most transgender Samus has been since the devs called her a newhalf in the 90s 173168870
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026🎶Charlie's like a melody in my neck nanana~na~🎶 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Men will say "hear me out" and show you a pokemon from the Field egg group 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The word “Lesbianism” is derived from the name of the Greek island of Lesbos, from which the famously queer poet Sappho hailed, similarly to how the word “Epsteianism” is derived from 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Genderbent Paw Patrol called “Claw Patrol” Is this anything 110
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hey it's me, it's Charity! Ask me anything! What's that, you wanna see my tax returns? 020
Reposted by emma (evil)👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 07/09/20262026 edition of the annual meme. 233669775
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I swear sometimes it feels like boob jiggle physics function the same way as Terraria butterfly RNG 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 07/09/2026damn I didn't know the egyptians were chill like that 010
emma (evil) @emmadenslemma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sorting my discord friends by whether or not they like musicals 010
