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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

US electorate : we want abortion and healthcare Political Analysts : ok US electorate : so we're voting for the people who hate those things Political Analysts : o-ok US electorate : also a strong economy Political Analysts : r-right US electorate : and once again voting against that

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 06/11/2024

here’s a hot take everyone will hate: schumer is not cut out for minority leader in this government. compromise has not worked. intractable, inarticulate, enraging intransigence has been very successful for republicans. i nominate fetterman for minority leader.

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Byron Light @byronlight.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

Recharged my batteries this afternoon by laying in a sun beam for an hour or so. Perfect weather today, got to enjoy it while I can.

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Byron Light @byronlight.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

Are things back to normal around here? Will things ever be back to normal around here? This is what I get for following too many politics-knowers.

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Byron Light @byronlight.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Our 4 year old was explaining to my wife that ghosts are real, but that we are not real. I've never been prouder, this kid is going to go far.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 25/03/2024

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

Captain, Dr. Crusher has ordered me to inform you that I am too sick to work today. I have now completed the task she has assigned me. I will be at my post as usual. Worf

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/03/2024

It's so funny how miserable a guy with $100bn is. With the ability to do literally anything a human being can do, Elon chooses to spend every day online getting mad and responding 🤣 to right wing guys who look like Beebop and Rocksteady

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Byron Light @byronlight.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

Me to my 4 year old: "Hey, can I give you a hug?" "NO! I am already happy!"

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Patrick! @tragicgay.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials

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Byron Light @byronlight.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Lately I go to bed at the crack of "whenever my 4 year old actually falls asleep."

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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 30/01/2024

The Nantucket whaling fleet is the best of all whaling fleets and we have the best mates and harpooners of all Nantucket whalers, nothing can stop us, oh shit, oh fuck!! 🐋

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Andrew Dessler @andrewdessler.com · 02/01/2024

Calls/emails from reporters asking for a comment on last's years temperature are coming earlier than normal this year. Time to dust off my "last year was hot" auto-response.

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Law Dork @lawdorknews.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

BREAKING: Elon Musk's SpaceX and his anti-labor lawyers at Morgan Lewis filed their motion for a preliminary injunction tonight in their case aimed at getting the National Labor Relations Board declared unconstitutional: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal media: should shoplifters be executed?

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/01/2024

"Do you promise only to comment on the facts and the law" is an absolutely hysterical thing to ask Trump

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

It is impossible for me to create this shitty thing that makes the world worse without violating your rights, somebody help me my family is starving

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