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Baird Wristlock

@bwristlock.bsky.social
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If you could gripfight you'd still be a communist.

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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This shit makes me so happy I'm imagining pantoja teaching a class of dead serious feds how to crab ride backtake
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
3 years ago today, Bryan Danielson wrestled Zack Sabre Jr. at AEW WrestleDream!
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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an ideological clown? but doctor...
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"cold stone" steve austin @coldstonesaysso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's so funny that the Gracies pretend they invented this shit to this day
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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mushroom coins aren't gonna work on me, only money
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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know bsky is like the lefty alternative to twitter but I didn't know AEW was the lefty alternative to WWE... this must have been what trump dudes felt like in 2022. "an antiwoke payment processor? sick!"
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 15/08/2026
"Yes, I will pledge support for three settlers in the West Bank. Do you still have my card on file? I'm a bit busy at a Mets game right now"
Signed Jerry Seinfeld Topps baseball card. He is wearing a Mets uniform and is talking on a phone
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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I believe I've found the first Israel Moment™ on record.
Excerpt from Tessler's 'A History of The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict' 2nd. ed. p. 248. (Summarizing due to space limitations.) 

This text details an incident in Nov. 1940 where Britain intercepted 2 ships carrying 1,700 Jewish refugees in Haifa and wanted to force them to go to Mauritius instead because they figured allowing further illegal Jewish immigration would "prove a serious menace to British interest in the Middle East." The Hagana (at this point a Jewish paramilitary) wanted to force the issue by sabotaging the ships' engines and preventing them from leaving, but miscalculated and destroyed one of the ships. This killed 240 refugees and 10 policemen. The Yishuv government (the Jewish Agency for Israel) "declared that the sinking of the ship had been an act of mass suicide on the part of the refugees on board, designed to protest Britain's odious policy."
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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh cool! I've been deliberately pacing my time machine development because I'm worried about the risks too. Don't want to go back and step on a bug or something.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I won't have a place in the AI-ified future of math where humans aren't needed? No problem. I didn't have a place in the present or past of math either. I've had to define my life differently already.
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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
damn this is really going to kill the current extremely high quality of college admissions essays, what am I going to read now?
atlantic article title reading: "The Supreme Court Killed the College-Admissions Essay" The end of affirmative action will pressure high schoolers to write about their race through formulaic and belittling narrative tropes.
By Matteo Wong"
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
No, I am not going to rewrite part 3 of Absolution without the fucks, but thanks for reaching out.
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Baird Wristlock @bwristlock.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Does music theory ever get better or is it just a list of things people think sounded good. I'm trying to find something good to read between the for-dummies book and The Classical Style.
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