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Buzz Foster

@buzzfoster.bsky.social
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58 years-old, and your gay Gen-X dad. ASD-1. Married. Kids. Skier. Glamper. Fuck the NRA. #BlackLivesMatter No Repubs or TERFs! Cor fige, vel mori. My state flag is better than yours. Albuqueerque, NM

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 9h
The new Kid Rock album is called, "Halfway to Jesus". I assume that's as close as he can get because Jesus is trying to outrun him.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see the right is accusing the Cornell rape victim of lying. Such a contrast with their belief that all "illegal immigrant" accused rapists are guilty.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Foot update: it's been 5 weeks since I broke it. Another week and it will be considered good. I've been in a regular shoe since last week. It gets easier to walk daily, but it feels mildly aggravated at the end of the day.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember a Chick tract about a selfless atheist Army private who sacrificed himself to save his mates and went to hell, and a non-stop bastard Sargeant who repented as he died and went to heaven. I could have read that instead of the whole bible to discover what crap it all is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rapists love a religion that says god forgives them of their sins if they say a magical phrase. They are drawn to it, and protect the other rapists in that religious system. Over time the system becomes almost entirely about protecting predators and grooming victims who won't speak up about their own abuse.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She saw that homeless man and asked herself, "What would Jesus do?" "Taunt the poor," is apparently the answer her brain vomited up.
Saw a homeless guy last night with his head down and I went up to him and gave him a little Jesus that said "Jesus s you" He said, "I don't need that. I need money" And I was like, you can have a million dollars but if you don't have Jesus, you have nothing.

All you need is Jesus and you'll be alright
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to see republicans come out against lowering grocery prices. Please.
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Walter Alvarez @walter2864.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A friend in Denver sent me this, how can these things happen?? 🤬🥺
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In a perverse turn of irony, Donald Trump has probably done more for EV sales than anyone else.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My friend @adamdbxxx.bsky.social photographed me and certainly captured something I didn't think possible. I look great. And I rarely think that. I'm very honored. He's an amazing photographer.
A picture of Buzz is hanging in a gallery. Buzz is nude and in repose.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump finally beat Biden at something. His approval rate is lower than biden's ever was. Congratulations, Dotard Turnip! ☝️
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"My sex life is worse than visiting Nebraska."
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Elizabeth R @elizaabethlawmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see a lot of #BLUE. 💙💙💙
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was trying to figure out why Patel was hung up on beastiality, and I now wonder if he's covering up something worse. And now I'm wondering if he was ever alone with Ivana Trump's body... #RepublicanNecrophilia
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David Rose's iconic 'Ewww' reaction from Schitt's Creek
ALT: David Rose's iconic 'Ewww' reaction from Schitt's Creek
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I ❤️ Jurassic Ass
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That diesel price is definitely Donald Trump's doing.
A Shell gas station sign in Albuquerque, New Mexico at the corner of Montgomery and San Mateo displays a diesel fuel price of $6.66 per gallon.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The two most powerful men in America right now are incontinent octogenarian republicans. This is the party that ran on Obama allegedly leaving America "weak"?
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate being flaked on. It's not a big deal in life, but it still hurts.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here, have some oxytocin:
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Somebody wake me from this coma, because the real world cannot be this insane.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"We're in a loving and committed three-way floral arrangement." - Dr. Zoidberg, 'Futurama'
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just a suggestion: do not joke with me about the name of my state.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trump is trying a new outreach strategy with the Black community.
A fake image of Trump with an Afro and 'fro pick.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The record for highest gasoline prices per year was $3.95 in 2022. 2026 is on track to beat that by $0.20. Gasoline will have to drop below $3.32/gallon for all of October, November, and December to fall below 2022. Let's start talking about that.
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Wushówunan @wusho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinham passed away today😢. She is a feminist icon and was inclusive of ALL women in the organization. I believe in equality for women and condider myself an ally who supports the feminist movement.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If President Obama had fucked up the economy to the point that he had to approve the import of 300k tons of previously rejected, tainted meat scraps in order for us to afford to eat, republicans and Democrats would be rioting and the media would not stop categorizing it as an "epic failure".
Scraps of meat.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PSL season has arrived!
Hallmark

SHOVE A PUMPKIN UP MY ASS

PREMIERES

Saturday October 8 8/7c
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I might be a little stoned, hoss.
I saw this and still got high

WTF PREDITOR?

BOTTOM TEXT!
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ACAB
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It just occurred to me that the film Clue should have claimed the film was rated PG, PG, and X, depending on the random theater you went to. That would have boosted sales! #stonedthoughts
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fucking Texas.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That ought to bring the gas prices right down. 🙄
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I remember getting a haircut in a barber shop and an older woman was there, obviously in chemo, getting what she still had of hair clippered off. We were facing each other in our chairs and she looked at me and said something about not having her own hair any more.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, clearly the republicans are going to have a field day with this! If rental car companies aren't allowed to rip off customers, how will those companies survive?
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She was the David Bowie of country.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember Arizona SB-1070? It was written by private prison lobbyists. There is no way they should have that much power.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You mean, they got what they voted for? I'm not sorry.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have traveled quite a bit. I've lived in New Mexico for over half my life now, so I consider it my home state. (But not my native state.) [Reposted because I forgot my own map. Oops.]
A map showing what states I've lived in (Oklahoma, Oregon, Virginia, Texass, and New Mexico. It also shows the ones I have visited, which is most of them, including Alaska.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character.
Rey Skywalker
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Mitch Jackson ⚖️ @mitch.social · 24/08/2026
It's sad, disappointing and dangerous that some people still support this incompetent felon and serial liar.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I was up last night to go to the bathroom with an e coli UTI, and I suddenly felt weird and nauseous, and collapsed on myself. My foot got folded under me or something. Broke my foot.
Buzz's foot in a medical boot.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why is "jaws" plural, when we really only have one? 🤔 #stonedthoughts
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is unbelievable bullshit.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is 45,000 votes within the margin of error, especially for a primary?
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Barron Trump's net worth increased by $150 million in just one year. Trump was asked how this happened over the weekend. He said, "it's none of your business." I remember when Republicans tried to impeach Joe Biden because his son Hunter sold some paintings for $50,000. GOP’s reaction: ……..none
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Massachusettes "Millionaires Tax", which was targeted to fund transportation and education, has been a resounding success. It has funded FREE school lunch for ALL students, FREE buses in lowest income communities (people can get to work, etc.), and FREE community college. And "exodus" was minimal.
boston.com
Millionaires tax surges past expectations, once again
The voter-approved surtax has sailed past its $2 billion estimate for another year in a row.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am so. Pissed off at Polar. My Ignite 3 is barely 3 years old and it started having issues at 2 years. Now, it restarts itself several times and finally reboots into factory reset, deleting all my data. Polar's response? Nothing. I can't get ahold of anyone there.
Buzz's Polar Ignite 3 language selection screen.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lunch at Phat Stax, Albuquerque.
Selfie of Buzz and Jeremy at Phat Stax. Selfie of Buzz, Jeremy, and Chad at Phat Stax.
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