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Buzz Foster

@buzzfoster.bsky.social

5.2K followers 4.1K following 9.9K posts

58 years-old, and your gay Gen-X dad. ASD-1. Married. Kids. Skier. Glamper. Fuck the NRA. #BlackLivesMatter No Repubs or TERFs! Cor fige, vel mori. My state flag is better than yours. Albuqueerque, NM

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 56m

I will!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 59m

Happy birthday!!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 9h

I wasn't prepared to see that picture, and now I'm pregnant.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 9h

Dad would love to help you with that.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 10h

Dad would be happy to help with that!

Closeup of Buzz sucking a friend's cock.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 10h

You, uh... got any more of that breeding?

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 11h

Might need more donors.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 11h

Good to the last drop.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nice! BTW, I'll be at Western Xposure next week.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The new Kid Rock album is called, "Halfway to Jesus". I assume that's as close as he can get because Jesus is trying to outrun him.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Vos paroles sont à la fois aimables et flatteuses. Elles me donnent le tournis. Si c'est une tentative de séduction, elle est réussie.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yes, sir!

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Indeed, I do!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Damn. I got pregnant from over here on the other side of the planet!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I got pregnant all the way over here!

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hell, yeah!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'd love to flip, if you're up for it. 😉

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Top dad, reporting for duty!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You clearly made Daddy Alan very proud! 🫡

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh, yeah?

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

en.wikipedia.org

Uncanny valley - Wikipedia

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't know if it is attributable to my autism, but chatbots freak me the fuck out. It's like the uncanny valley: it tries to appear human, but isn't. Maybe we should make them talk through animated characters like in "Polar Express", known for the unsettling appearances of the characters.

A dead-eyed CGI character from "The Polar Express", exhibiting the uncanny valley phenomenon.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have to admit this is a celebrity death I did not see coming.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I assure you that if I were close, you'd already be painting the nursery.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nice! (Is it really the beach of death?)

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I see the butt, but where's the weiner? OH! I get it! MY weiner!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

😆😆😆😆☠️

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He hasn't been bronzed, he's been air fried!

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

😆😆😆

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ok, I am stoned AF, and I had to keep looking at the picture before I read the comment about bronzer being racist and then I lost it!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I see the right is accusing the Cornell rape victim of lying. Such a contrast with their belief that all "illegal immigrant" accused rapists are guilty.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Foot update: it's been 5 weeks since I broke it. Another week and it will be considered good. I've been in a regular shoe since last week. It gets easier to walk daily, but it feels mildly aggravated at the end of the day.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It was incredible!

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd say there's a good chance we know what he's going to look like.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Only the best people..."

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe don't apply this to tattoos, but definitely make art!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That's awesome!

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not that I have heard about.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry, I understand there's a difference in vernacular, but are you saying you got a gonorrhea test, or is there some sort of vaccine?

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I remember a Chick tract about a selfless atheist Army private who sacrificed himself to save his mates and went to hell, and a non-stop bastard Sargeant who repented as he died and went to heaven. I could have read that instead of the whole bible to discover what crap it all is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rapists love a religion that says god forgives them of their sins if they say a magical phrase. They are drawn to it, and protect the other rapists in that religious system. Over time the system becomes almost entirely about protecting predators and grooming victims who won't speak up about their own abuse.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She saw that homeless man and asked herself, "What would Jesus do?" "Taunt the poor," is apparently the answer her brain vomited up.

Saw a homeless guy last night with his head down and I went up to him and gave him a little Jesus that said "Jesus s you" He said, "I don't need that. I need money" And I was like, you can have a million dollars but if you don't have Jesus, you have nothing.

All you need is Jesus and you'll be alright

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yay!

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I want to see republicans come out against lowering grocery prices. Please.

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Undeniably hot.

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A picture of Donald Trump as Alfred E. Newman, asking "What? ME worry about affordability?"

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Show dad what a big boy you are!

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well hi, cutie!

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Walter Alvarez @walter2864.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A friend in Denver sent me this, how can these things happen?? 🤬🥺

Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why do I get the sinking feeling that future history books will be full of quotes from average Americans who committed future atrocities, all saying that they "didn't believe he would lie"?

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026

The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.