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Buzz Foster

@buzzfoster.bsky.social
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58 years-old, and your gay Gen-X dad. ASD-1. Married. Kids. Skier. Glamper. Fuck the NRA. #BlackLivesMatter No Repubs or TERFs! Cor fige, vel mori. My state flag is better than yours. Albuqueerque, NM

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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 53m
Anyone else hitting Western Xposure this weekend?
An ad for Western Xposure, taking place this weekend in Palm Springs.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 12h
I have dreamed of this.
Buzz's ass being held open to show off that it had been bred twice.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dad would be happy to help with that!
Closeup of Buzz sucking a friend's cock.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know if it is attributable to my autism, but chatbots freak me the fuck out. It's like the uncanny valley: it tries to appear human, but isn't. Maybe we should make them talk through animated characters like in "Polar Express", known for the unsettling appearances of the characters.
A dead-eyed CGI character from "The Polar Express", exhibiting the uncanny valley phenomenon.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember a Chick tract about a selfless atheist Army private who sacrificed himself to save his mates and went to hell, and a non-stop bastard Sargeant who repented as he died and went to heaven. I could have read that instead of the whole bible to discover what crap it all is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rapists love a religion that says god forgives them of their sins if they say a magical phrase. They are drawn to it, and protect the other rapists in that religious system. Over time the system becomes almost entirely about protecting predators and grooming victims who won't speak up about their own abuse.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She saw that homeless man and asked herself, "What would Jesus do?" "Taunt the poor," is apparently the answer her brain vomited up.
Saw a homeless guy last night with his head down and I went up to him and gave him a little Jesus that said "Jesus s you" He said, "I don't need that. I need money" And I was like, you can have a million dollars but if you don't have Jesus, you have nothing.

All you need is Jesus and you'll be alright
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A picture of Donald Trump as Alfred E. Newman, asking "What? ME worry about affordability?"
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Corona Beach Club shirt and Jams shorts.
A white tank top with a screen print that reads, "Corona Beach Club, Cancun". A colorful, floral pair of shorts.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My friend @adamdbxxx.bsky.social photographed me and certainly captured something I didn't think possible. I look great. And I rarely think that. I'm very honored. He's an amazing photographer.
A picture of Buzz is hanging in a gallery. Buzz is nude and in repose.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fixed, for all the difference it makes.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That diesel price is definitely Donald Trump's doing.
A Shell gas station sign in Albuquerque, New Mexico at the corner of Montgomery and San Mateo displays a diesel fuel price of $6.66 per gallon.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump has been made into the former Iraqi Information Minister.

"Praise Allah! The AA Center is packed! There are thousands outside killing themselves in despair, unable to get inside!"
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My state name isn't open for discussion.
A coyote stares at the camera. The caption reads, "Stares in New Mexican".
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trump is trying a new outreach strategy with the Black community.
A fake image of Trump with an Afro and 'fro pick.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd cum so hard in you, you'd taste it.
A picture of Buzz's cock under the bed covers.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm most like DC and Albuquerque, which is home. Least like the upper Midwest.
A dialect map showing my linguistic similarities.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If President Obama had fucked up the economy to the point that he had to approve the import of 300k tons of previously rejected, tainted meat scraps in order for us to afford to eat, republicans and Democrats would be rioting and the media would not stop categorizing it as an "epic failure".
Scraps of meat.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PSL season has arrived!
Hallmark

SHOVE A PUMPKIN UP MY ASS

PREMIERES

Saturday October 8 8/7c
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I might be a little stoned, hoss.
I saw this and still got high

WTF PREDITOR?

BOTTOM TEXT!
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Woof!
A Maxwell House ad has been modified to read: "Bear Cum: good to the last drop". There's a bear in it eating cum.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As usual, jealous of both men. 😋
A Maxwell House ad has been modified to read: Bear Cum Good to the last drop
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A coyote stares. Caption: "Stares in New Mexican".
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have traveled quite a bit. I've lived in New Mexico for over half my life now, so I consider it my home state. (But not my native state.) [Reposted because I forgot my own map. Oops.]
A map showing what states I've lived in (Oklahoma, Oregon, Virginia, Texass, and New Mexico. It also shows the ones I have visited, which is most of them, including Alaska.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character.
Rey Skywalker
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
These two:
The cover of "Speaking in Tongues", by Talking HeadsThe cover of "Endless Summer", by the Beach Boys.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I was up last night to go to the bathroom with an e coli UTI, and I suddenly felt weird and nauseous, and collapsed on myself. My foot got folded under me or something. Broke my foot.
Buzz's foot in a medical boot.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A movie poster for JAWS has been modified to JAW.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't worry! I promise to pull out! 😉
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am so. Pissed off at Polar. My Ignite 3 is barely 3 years old and it started having issues at 2 years. Now, it restarts itself several times and finally reboots into factory reset, deleting all my data. Polar's response? Nothing. I can't get ahold of anyone there.
Buzz's Polar Ignite 3 language selection screen.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Helmet live in Denver
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lunch at Phat Stax, Albuquerque.
Selfie of Buzz and Jeremy at Phat Stax. Selfie of Buzz, Jeremy, and Chad at Phat Stax.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning!
Buzz and Jeremy selfie in the pool. Buzz has a Hello Kitty coffee mug.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In the pool with the husband.
Buzz and his husband in a selfie in the pool.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
😆😆😆 THAT I can believe! I made sure to include her in my, "Make Albuquerque Great Again" display the night of my final midnight shift.
A Russian flag made of cheap plastic tablecloths with four pictures on it: Alex Baldwin as Trump, Putin as Pence, Marion Blakely on the body of a busty beer wench, and Soviet art that says, "Make Albuquerque Great Again," in Russian.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A Maxwell House ad has been modified to read, "Bear Cum: Good to the last drop". A bear is licking cum off its paw and face.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Inject the venom!
Buzz's ass from below with one hand pulling cheeks open to reveal the hole.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I hope I fit in there somewhere. 😉 Mine, apparently:
Four men I am allegedly attracted to.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life.
Fifty year-old Buzz stands in his kitchen in 2018 wearing a black tank top.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So, I get the nourishment? Yay!
A Maxwell House ad has been modified to read, "Bear Cum: Good to the last drop." A coffee cup has a big, white, glowing drop of cum being poured out. A bear has cum on his face and is licking it off his paw.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Here's one I bought a few years ago:
Buzz's ass in a camo neoprene jock. Buzz's cock and balls coming through an opening in the front of a neoprene como jock. The access flap is hanging down.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a true quote from him. He was accusing Mamdani of this.
A picture of Rudy Giuliani is captioned:

"No. You don't do that. You teach them that it's OK to be a transvestite. In fact, you have transvestites come to school and give lectures to show them it's perfectly OK."

- Rudy Giuliani on teaching babies to be transvestites. (06 August, 2026)
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In 1987, THIS was enough to end a presidential campaign:
Presidential candidate Gary Hart with Donna Rice on his lap. the picture was a setup by republicans, specifically Lee Atwater, implying that a sexual relationship was happening. It was released almost immediately by the republicans who arranged it, and it was the downfall of his campaign.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Share an '80s movie you will always love. Ruthless People
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mouth.
A Maxwell House ad has been modified to read, "Bear cum. Good to the last drop." A bear is licking white cream off its mouth.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Who's hungry? 🐻🍆💦😋
A Maxwell House ad has been altered to read, "Bear Cum. Good to the last drop." A bear is licking cum from its paw, and cum is all over its face.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Let dad give you a little bit of liquid love.
A picture of Buzz's dick, under the bed covers.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Healing from my CO2 hot laser ablation. It's been an unpleasant week and a half, so far. But I'm out of kidney stone pain, and my heart monitor is done. Once this peels, I'll hopefully have no other big stuff happening.
Buzz's arm, covered in marks where a CO2 hot laser ablation was performed two days ago.
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What's your sign?
A yellow road sign reads, "pullout". A white partial road sign below it says, "no".
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Seriously, fuck this noise. I've been fighting these assholes for decades. I'm closing in on 60 and what rights we've managed to get are being fought against by them. These closeted cocksuckers can kiss my faggot ass, and so the fuck can you. 🙄 The time to fight is NOW.
A picture of Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares with a yellow X on his marque is captioned, "For the Block..."
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Buzz Foster @buzzfoster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The back of Buzz's t-shirt. It reads, "Oh no, it's Devo!"
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