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ButtzMagee

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Sex is cool and all, but have you heard of Half-Life?

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pho ⋆˙⟡ | VGEN COMMS OPEN! @rama-une.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#jamiephanart
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hockey is like... really boring. Why does anyone watch this? Atleast the female league is a bunch of buff lesbians but the men? That's just some dudes!!
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New Last Airbender movie fucks SO HARD. I was worried it'd be shit and now I'm furious it isnt in theaters
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I wish I could punch people into space like Omni-Man. I think the world would be alot better if I could do that
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
frisbee frisbee frisbee frisbee frisbee
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Big Snoopa Borzoi Shakes Head Vigorously
ALT: Big Snoopa Borzoi Shakes Head Vigorously
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Got a new job
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So I'm a janitor, I work for a company that sends me to different apartment buildings and I clean them. Basic contract stuff. The most recent one had a really terrible previous employee so I was an immediate improvement. Ive had a few people stop me and say I'm doing a great job and that feels great
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I appreciate that being visible is a once a year kind of thing but I'd prefer if my invisibility didnt have a cooldown. I quite like going unnoticed by the general public
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Charlie @35mm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says to shreds you say while talking on a cell phone
ALT: a cartoon character says to shreds you say while talking on a cell phone
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Ockeroid @ockeroid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Harry Potter money directly harms trans people. JK Rowling openly uses her profits to fund anti-trans groups. These groups are so successful in stripping trans people's rights largely due to being so well funded. There is a direct line from money spent on Harry Potter to trans people being harmed.
Bluesky post by mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com‬

"i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!"
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
AI-Gen is dying, repost to make it die faster :)
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Poker Night at the Inventory coming to PS4/Switch/Steam on March 5th www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXK...
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Piemations @piemations.com · 25/01/2026
drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Someone give me one trillion dollars so I can go home and sleep without worry (and finance my evil takeover)
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 19/12/2025
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
reddit post from a presumably young person who watched sex and the city and couldn’t get over how much people smoked indoors. “wouldn’t everything smell bad?” they asked
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I want the Super Mario Brother's Super Show to come back. It wasnt very good, but I did have alot of fun seeing Mario in real life (do not make him Chris Pratt)
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Never watching that shit again man. They played with my feelings :'(
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
All I need is Gaben turning around and saying "Hi this is Gabe" and hes really calm the whole time and doesn't smile and is just matter of fact saying it. Meanwhile the entire crowd is screaming
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If HL3 doesnt happen I WILL scream
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Cannot stress enough that this is an OBJECT with BUTTONS that DO THINGS
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Biking to work was so much easier when I was younger, why did age need to happen
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Excited that we are back at north on my unified next gen visuals wheel
A graphic showing the progression of the definition of next gen visuals:

- everything is shiny
- everything is yellow
- everything is softly shaded
- everything is blue
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EchoLane @echolane.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
ISN'T SHE BIRDLY (stevie wonder x @jamies.page)
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I don't think going no contact with someone is a difficult concept to understand. If someone who has very clearly never liked you suddenly stops talking to you, why do you even fucking bother trying to talk to them again? The panic attack I had to fend off felt really good, thanks
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are shown in an assortment of different situations, with Green narrating each scene. In the first one, Green is changing sheets.
Green, narrating: I want to change your bedsheets because I love you.

Next, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, with big ice cream dishes in front of them. The one in front of Blue has two decorative cookie sticks and a cherry on top, whereas Green's ice cream only has one cookie stick and no cherry.
Green, narrating: I want you to have the nicer one because I love you.

Then, the foxes are out shopping, carrying bags.
Green, narrating: I want to buy you nice things because I love you.

Then, in the final scene, Green sneaks up on Blue and licks the back of Blue's neck. Blue is wide-eyed and startled by this.
Green: Narrating: I want to bug and annoy you forever because I love you.
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I've been looking for a job for longer than I can even remember. I think Im on month 5? My money is nearly gone and I have no real place to go once I'm out Not even the most basic jobs will hire me, fast food and retail just lie and say they'll call me and never do How am I suppose to live like this
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
So I guess the UK banned porn? I'm in Canada and have heard nothing of this happening here, but if it does there have always been a plethora of ways to get around it. Its a ridiculous law and it should be gone, but atleast it won't really have much affect for the average person
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Nothing like taking 3 separate naps in one day because youre so tired you cant leave your house. I love the heat making me sleepy
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Rebecca Maughan @mrrebecca.co.uk · 14/07/2025
💛🤍💜🖤 Happy International Non-Binary Day 💛🤍💜🖤
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is incredible
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sometimes I very simply cannot sleep, and I'm not really sure why
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
These scummy little corporate fucks are ruining the life of my hero. The man who made me want to become a writer and who helped me through an ungodly amount of sleepless nights. I swear to god I'm about to destroy all corporations with my MIND
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
What will they order
Two seagulls standing outside an A&W drive-thru window
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Apparently everyone downstairs at the bar from my job *love me* and I'm getting more and more gossip and discounts and honestly this is rad as hell
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John Lees @johnlees.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
After just a day, this has raised over £100,000. The fight for trans rights isn’t over. Pledge your support to this legal challenge now and help them get the rest of the way to their funding goal.
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Funny comic strip. 
Old man: “autism didn’t exist back in my day!”
“Now get out, you know it’s my train time” *sits down in room filled with miniature model locomotives*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@junupbox.bsky.social you're stinky
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I like the positive political posts. Show me more of this good stuff, please!
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Zambie 🏳️‍⚧️ @zaammii.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i got bangs and saw the light i get it now
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ButtzMagee @buttzmagee.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I am SO sick of not understanding how to talk to people. This autism is starting to ruin my social life
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