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@buttstallion.bsky.social
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You might still recognize me as Ashley from Charm School. I got put on the carpet for locking Brittaney Starr in the bathroom ♡

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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just saw CRJ is performing at MSG which is crazy because the first time I saw her was at irving plaza in 2015 like.... girlie you made it :')
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"we're adding our partner kalshi into our midterm prediction polling data"
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The way I posted this 8 months ago when our DevOps person got laid off and since then I've deployed like 6/7 new pipelines from a new webservices internal server that I created myself AND set up like 3 custom API endpoints for our data..... I feel like an actual developer
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why my Dylan kinda....
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to know who is allowing Ryan Murphy to continue to make television
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
insane recession indicator
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm sorry but this sudden switch up of AI CEO's being like "oh actually AI is dangerous but not ours" is sOOooOooooo.... suspicious Like what three ghosts of christmas visited these people?
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the hit of serotonin when your first PR gets approved by the lead developer
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gunna stream macklemore music on mute as a treat
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this shot of orihime really got me together
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sipping the tr*mp next smoothie
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The more I use Claude Code the more I have to grapple with the idea that I as a developer am slowly losing the ability to build applications by hand and I wouldn't have been able to build half the things I have without some sort of agent to talk through it with. I can't tell if that makes me sad.
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
listen I love James Talarico but oh my god every time I open Instagram I see him begging for money like girlie I need you to take a look around
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i saw a tiktok that said "web development now just means being a condom between claude code and production" and it hit me like a train
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A threat
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm sorry to whoever runs Zohran's social media for constantly yelling at him about luxury apartments in Astoria but 🫩
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh After's influence
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
YouTube thumbnail: 
Priyanka - Come Through (1 hour loop of lemon’s verse)
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the way I irrationally check the account on Twitch named Flexipop to see if they've finally deleted so I can finally sync all of my gaming handles 😔
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ffffffuuUUUCCCCKKKK hybe for what they did to Danielle and NewJeans
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ohhh mine was closed too lol 🥲
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Truly hiring absolute fucking LOSERS
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
so is everyone actually switching to cursor as their main ide or is it just strategic marketing telling me that everyone is moving to cursor
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/07/2026
We live in hell. This is hell. We’re currently in hell.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tell em, queen
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The Verge @theverge.com · 11/07/2026
ICE are heavily armed killers. They’re also huge losers
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ICE are heavily armed killers. They’re also huge losers
Donald Trump’s mass deportation army is an embarrassment in every way.
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Sean @mxthing.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good morning let’s all remember the greatest moment to come out of the pit stop
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
God.... why can't you just take him and not our legends
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Seeing Dante and Virgil in Hell and then finally seeing it in person years later was genuinely life changing
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The AI bubble is genuinely so inflated that the reverberation of its pop is going to make buildings collapse.
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Are you even a web developer if you don't develop things for shifting browser sizes as if people sit there and stretch their browser in and out 😭
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The streets are saying Mitch McConnell has d*ed??
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The state of gaming is HORRID
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/07/2026
erotic thriller is such a great genre concept. like youre naked but you have to save the president
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nothing quite like the over stimulation of 3 people on the LIRR being on speakerphone
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
im once again here to say fuck hybe for ruining newjeans
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i just fell to my knees
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i've been seeing everyone gagging over olivia rodrigo's new album and been like "surely it is not that good" and reader... it is that good
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
people were killed!
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Because our entire government is two wings of the same bird and everything we see out of Democrats in hearings is political theater with no real consequence.
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One thing that AI can never fix in web development is there will ALWAYS be someone who says "I don't see the new changes, did you apply them?" when you tell them a new deployment has been pushed.
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Reading the below but choosing your own adventure for who it's about
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
so goose's privacy policy is bonkers. anything you put on the app can be used for whatever they want and they're using AI instagram models to promote it
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The way I just deployed a hacky ::before 1px line to get dividers between our card carousel and now I see this....
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And the world changed
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
trialing a new grainy graphic style to see how it prints and I loooooove it
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is crazy *joins waitlist*
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𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ @buttstallion.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every time Carly releases double albums numerous LGBT people are born
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