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Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube 🍑🔌 @buttplug.io 🌐 @good.as.hell.domains 💼 nonpolynomial.com 💵 patreon.com/qdot | ko-fi.com/qdot76367 🐘 buttplug.engineer/@qdot 👾 twitch.tv/qdotfm 💻 github.com/qdot 🎶 last.fm/user/qdot he/him art by @gavbat.bsky.social

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 5m
"But qdot SI also stands for Système internationa..." Fuck off with that the SI unit of SI is one football phone and one swimsuit issue
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 9m
fuckin' "SI stands for" anything other than sports illustrated shows someone never got their football phone free with paid subscription
the sports illustrated football phone, free with paid subscription
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 10m
hell yeah can't wait for the slop intelligence swimsuit issue
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 56m
Very specific type of nerd running a model on a ti-84 gonna show up in these comments just to spite you
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 17h
You may be thinking "but qdot, as a white male fox, which part are you doing?" The answer is yes.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 18h
static.klipy.com
I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 18h
The amount of places in my life that I find to use this sticker should probably worry me more than it does.
Warning
Moving parts present serious risk to dicks
DO NOT PUT DICK IN MACHINERY
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19h
tired: i made the chipotle bot write python wired: i made the chipotle bot control a buttplug inspired: i made the chipotle bot write python to control a buttplug
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19h
Now imagining about a subreddit for people having sex with different government/retail/health chatbots. Discussing which company's customer service or inventory lookup bot RPs the best once broken. What topics you need to hit to break the system prompts. This probably definitely already exists.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20h
we are definitely already past the point where someone has tried to and most likely been successful in having sex with the america dot gov chatbot
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20h
Anyways everyone knows candy corn buttplugs are the reason for the season bsky.app/profile/funk...
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20h
lurevibe just sent out their halloween email and the sigh i let out that ghost does not look happy about whatever its job is and honestly i cannot blame it one bit this is dildos for people that buy pumpkin shaped dutch ovens specifically for the season
trick of treat the pre-halloween drop

lurevibe ad email with a pumpkin anal toy, a pumpkin pillow with a dildo on it, and a frowning ghost of unknown sexual usage but its not happy about it
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20h
Oh man good question. That was something I was always curious about.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20h
I can see paths to *maybe* getting there but the amount of implied context communication is going to require so fucking much tooling.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 21h
Slightly missing the point but I remain absolutely gobsmacked, GOBSMACKED I TELL YOU, that we do not have Kai's Power Tools in VR. With the love of those kind of aesthetics AND the hardware we have today, this project is just waiting to nerdsnipe some unwitting trans furry.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22h
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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cnlohr.bsky.social @cnlohr.bsky.social · 22h
Sadly, I have lost the chain of custody of this meme as it passed through someone in my discord. But, it checks out. support.arm.com/documentatio...
"this bloated legacy garbage needs to die already." intel 1152 instructions 5000 page reference manual.

"omg so simple!!" arm M4 1697 instructions, 14,000 page reference manual.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
oh that's a good one
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
this stupid post is how i find out and one covered timekiller
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
being lost in the forest finding my contact lens while timekiller plays in the background takes a lot of space ok
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
come to the goth club, where we take up a whole chess board
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
Because I do not control any sort of bondage directly with @buttplug.io, period, ever, the fucking end.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
(No, chastity people, I am not actually adding a lock/unlock verb)
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
Adding a lock/unlock verb to the @buttplug.io protocol but not for the reason most people think
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/09/2026
Oh hell yeah welcome to the correct side of the bay
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/09/2026
@iostindex.com You got this one?
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 27/09/2026
let us help you get started
github.com
GitHub - buttplugio/awesome-buttplug: A list of awesome projects that use the Buttplug Sex Toy Control Library
A list of awesome projects that use the Buttplug Sex Toy Control Library - buttplugio/awesome-buttplug
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/09/2026
ok but is the paper on arxiv can we make a judgement for ourselves here
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/09/2026
putting this take on the front of a metal album so it can be on your other list too
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
THE ORIGINAL CLUSTERS ARE BACK BABY. THEY'RE GOOD AGAIN. AWOOO *DISCOURSE HOWL*
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Joey ‘Detchibe' W. 🏳️‍⚧️ @thestacks.ca · 27/09/2026
Adult PC Guide (October 1996) has been scanned and archived. Please enjoy! archive.org/details/Adul...
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
There’s cable recycling at the el Cerrito recycling center and I’ve done my part filling it a few times
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
In case anyone is curious about my thoughts on whether you could put the Meta Muse charm in your butt.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
But in all seriousness: for buttplugs antennas are usually embedded in the outer flare portions, you could easily include a PDM mic there also, main issue is just going to be cleaning it.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
T-26m (and I got pinged on that one too lol) bsky.app/profile/lube...
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
Way ahead of you in two directions: - Cam dildos have been a thing for decades, early ones even running to composite! Honestly surprised a retro hardware perv hasn't rebuilt this. - Posted yesterday: bsky.app/profile/butt...
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
Yeah I’m trying to make that happen now but good lord the retraining is some work
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
Hi hello can I share with you the gospel of the xteink
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
横に指揮! 横に指揮! 横に指揮!
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
Oh that is extremely doohickey I say, eying 100gbps switches to see what I can do with thors.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
I am so fucking sorry
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
Nice! which local was it?
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/09/2026
this is the way
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026
Nope it’s literally remembering it’s a thing I can do. That is *it*.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026
I manage about 1 a year
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026
There is nothing more exciting than the potential created by filling your ereader with books There is nothing more challenging than picking up the ereader and reading instead of opening the posting site
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026
caturday
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026
2 values 1 cup
excel now supports multiple values in a single cell
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026
just some real this type shit
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