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fuckin' "SI stands for" anything other than sports illustrated shows someone never got their football phone free with paid subscription

the sports illustrated football phone, free with paid subscription

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20h

The amount of places in my life that I find to use this sticker should probably worry me more than it does.

Warning
Moving parts present serious risk to dicks
DO NOT PUT DICK IN MACHINERY

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 22h

lurevibe just sent out their halloween email and the sigh i let out that ghost does not look happy about whatever its job is and honestly i cannot blame it one bit this is dildos for people that buy pumpkin shaped dutch ovens specifically for the season

trick of treat the pre-halloween drop

lurevibe ad email with a pumpkin anal toy, a pumpkin pillow with a dildo on it, and a frowning ghost of unknown sexual usage but its not happy about it

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026

just some real this type shit

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 24/09/2026

having a cookie because discord says I'm an adult and adults get to make cookie related decisions

discord's new age group ui, saying I'm an adult

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 23/09/2026

Welp. It happened. Fly brain teledildonics with @buttplug.io I wonder what level of hell is now reserved for the things I have enabled, and if it is actually any worse than having to work with Bluetooth. Code at github.com/paoloo/flybr...

X post from paoloo:

ok, I got a little bit crazy and made the fly's brain ( https://paoloo.github.io/2026/09/19/running-an-actual-fly-brain/) manage a @buttplugio device because, why not? why not having a fly control your dildo?

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 21/09/2026

Tell me what 4 animals you are!

A polar fox escaped from a small zoo on Germany but got tired on the way. A zookeeper took him back

It’s just the same image as the first 3 but congrats on alt texting this far.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20/09/2026

JEV NO THEY'RE GONNA MURDER YOUR ASS IN THE BSKY COMMENTS

asking jev "count the occurrences of the letter r in the word strawberry"

Outcome probabilities:

2: 58%
3: 39%
4: 2%

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20/09/2026

Yeah it's that kinda day.

a forgejo actions runner screen with 11 failed builds, mostly because of weird windows path and environment issues when trying to compile a C library linked into a rust library linked into a flutter application

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19/09/2026

no wait do not guess again let's sit with this idea for a second

lurevibe email with subject "Hand Job Earbuds? Guess again."

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 18/09/2026

whatever llm wrote that page loves quiet and making headers of questions that should not need to be asked

why foxes matter

foxes are quiet workhorses of a healthy ecosystem

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 18/09/2026

OH FUCK YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT SEASON IT IS

Fall Harvest Collection Pumpkin Spice flavor Mylanta Liquid Antacid Anti-gas

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 14/09/2026

Tried to have firefox extract text for the alt text and this looks like a lineup of band names I'd probably actually listen to

DERHER SATURDAY NOVEMBER 14 Mave HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA MORRISSEY TMATHINA ALMANNY SIMIE Zne Diûûeu BAD RELIGION MANIC STREET • PREACHERS АЛАМ the psycledelie SOFT ANT TUiS CELI GARY NUMAN SILCRUSUN DIZCICKS EMF GiRdle Jakks SPACEHOG MARKY RAMONE CLBRONX COVP CAVE TR/ST Gene TAn Wo dena Englis MOTEILS THESUUNES CHOIR BỚY PERSONE TNSAN DATH DE ETS benches FEKE. WARFIELD PUTEO FORM. Urefntcauun Mos whrokey Ay r en egin On The Beich DARKERWAVESFEST.COM

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 14/09/2026

god i hope i'm never this old

darker waves lineup flyer with morriessy and smashing pumpkins headlining, Simple Minds, Adam Ant, The Psychedelic Furs, Soft Cell, Gary Numan, The Damned, Bad Religion, Circle Jerks, Buzzcocks, Manic Street Preachers, Silversun Pickups, EMF, Spacehog, Marky Ramone, Mariachi El Bronx, Cold Cave, Missing Persons, Modern English, The Motels, Christian Death, The Sounds, Choir Boy, Purest Form, Cashet Cassette, Mage Whisky, Warfield, Benches, Past self, and some others

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 11/09/2026

me when there's bug sex: *insert isabella rosalini or bondage fairies joke here* me where there's bug sex and it might involve my software:

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 08/09/2026

Frontline Assembly’s hard wired tour was 30 years ago and I need a nap

Fla hardwired 1996 tour poster. Signed even!

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 08/09/2026

oh huh i did used to be a bemani nerd ps1 beatmania poster that I’ve had kicking around for uh decades now I guess

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 07/09/2026

how dare the business pill not take care of my business

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 07/09/2026

Branch Manager for Men may be harmful Branch Manager for Men Branch Manager for Men www.fda.gov/drugs/medica...

Branch Manager for Men may be harmful due to hidden drug ingredient

[6-10-2026] The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Branch Manager for Men, a product promoted and sold for male sexual enhancement on various websites, including https://supplx.com, and possibly in some retail stores.
Branch Manager IPN

FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Branch Manager for Men contains yohimbine not listed on the product label.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 07/09/2026

sometimes i doubt your commitment to buttplug motion bsky38.com

26 votes. How are people gonna know about buttplugs with 26 votes.

But thanks to the 26 voters.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 05/09/2026

Come on people put your back into it

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 01/09/2026

sometime you just gotta do what you gotta do

gcal calendar event: DO NOT EVEN CONSIDER PUTTING A MEETING HERE. SERIOUSLY. I SEE YOU LOOKING. STOP IT.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 27/08/2026

how can they show the map of autism without including the train lines

CNN article: "Largest ever 'map' of autism may hold clues for new targeted therapies"

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/08/2026

About to hear about tailscale in low connectivity environments at #tailscaleup! And lord knows in my job we certainly have those.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/08/2026

Headscale getting shoutouts in the #tailscaleup keynote! Really cool to see a company this large showing off open source self hosted alternatives.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 21/08/2026

ai has not so quietly upgraded the sex life of everyone with a bluesky drama fetish

article: 5 ways AI is quietly upgrading your sex life

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20/08/2026

if only I could get relief from all of these animals on my timeline

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19/08/2026

ok now it's just making fun of me (this is unedited and wow google indexes into search quick now)

google search: tweet like bluesky user buttplug.engineer

ai overview: welp i had a good run

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19/08/2026

Here's the honest truth: That wasn't an ai joke, it was a horse ebooks style edit. I wrote the content for the AI, for which you may now cancel me for being a reverse plagiarism machine. Here's what I actually got. God damnit.

google search: tweet like bluesky user buttplug.engineer

ai overview: another day of writing async rust code to make bluetooth sex toys vibrate synchronously across three different continents and i am asking god why my ancestors crawled out of the ocean

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 17/08/2026

Oh thank fuck there’s only like 11 hours of content right now I can have my life back until the next major update. Or until I feel the need to hyper optimize and finish out the 1m achievement.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 15/08/2026

why wouldn't I replace cron with a claw written in lisp that apparently decides things and also rewrites itself what could possibly go wrong

Hi Kyle,

I'm Han, on the business development team at Genaxis in Tokyo. I came
across buttplug on GitHub. The AGENTS.md in there caught my attention,
looks like you already have an agent in the loop.

Cogno is the layer above your agent.

You probably built something in-house already.
But it fires on a schedule, right? Cron, hooks, a rule somewhere.

Cogno decides its own timing. And more importantly, it decides which
tasks not to do.

It watches Slack, GitHub and meetings.
It decides on its own when to act.
It hands the work to your agent.
You just review the PR.

It is written in Lisp, so it rewrites its own workflow while running.
That is why you never get junk tasks and it never nags you.

We interviewed for YC S26 and we are applying to F26 now.
We launched two months ago and 40+ teams are on it.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 14/08/2026

fuck you game you can’t tell me what to do

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