Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You more or less represented my feelings here. Great write up and always enjoy reading your work during this fun as hell season. 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comGood Morning Good Day with Red RosesALT: Good Morning Good Day with Red Roses 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife still doesn’t park in the garage after I cleaned and organized it all to fit her car. My proposed solution to this matter is to try and grow rows of corn inside it with UV lights this winter to see what happens. The mood is tense while she contemplates whether I am being serious or not. 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’ll be honest, I’m hybrid on the west coast and I’ve just been shamelessly having it on my phone in the office. My team is vaguely aware enough to know what the past years have been like and don’t really care 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026United should launch a special route to Istanbul for bald guys getting the hair transplants called “United Hairlines” 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just found a few year old package of hi chews in the back of the pantry and the the first one nearly broke my tooth. Perfect Saturday evening 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just opened a door and it triggered the handicap door somehow and the handle opened into my balls 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Between the white Sox and the Mike tomlin Minecraft reveal this might be the best sports night of all time 010 0
Reposted by ZalinChrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THE FUCKING CHICAGO WHITE SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 91158 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wow can’t believe the Astros lecturing fans about booing didn’t work 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Very visibly not paying attention in this meeting but I think my cfo already knows due to the white Sox jersey 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comBased Gigachad MemeALT: Based Gigachad Meme 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Screaming. Crying. Starting fires in my shed #whitesox 001 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I were leading the player mlb negotiations this offseason, I’d say “more like salary crap!” And we would all laugh and make sure we played baseball in 2027 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s Dante’s peak. Her name was Marian. She loved volcanos 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#whitesox sobbing, screaming, throwing up on myself (happiness) 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Did any of those players also lead the league in errors at their position??? 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Godspeed, for this one is the responsible thing to do, unlike malort 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is there a weird subset of people who claim the colonoscopy drink actually tastes good then? 220 0
Reposted by ZalinCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Vibes are absolutely off the charts in the #WhiteSox clubhouse 1358 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He’s doing literally what I would be doing figuratively. A legend 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#brownsstatic.klipy.comMonsters Inc. 2319! We Got a 2319!ALT: Monsters Inc. 2319! We Got a 2319! 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s nice to finally have expectations to set but I totally forgot the hell that is now having to stress through not meeting them. 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Remember how that got him offensive player of the week 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Missed opportunity to have the son of Billy Williams thirstily following PCA around game to game until he broke it 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I texted bears and packer fan friends alike the same gif each. This one 120 0
Reposted by ZalinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025It's the weekend 172858340 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I wish his Achilles would rupture like a rubber band left in the back of the drawer for a decade 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’ll be honest, that’s pretty cool. Borderline insane but pretty cool 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Rupturing his Achilles on the first question of the first debate 021 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think it’s fine to hate on someone who suffered basically zero adverse consequences for abusing two different women. 040 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What if you made an entire website out of the horny Beto tweet (it’s this one) 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Learned the hard way that my kitchen is not equipped for homemade spaetzle 000 0
