Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comGood Morning Good Day with Red RosesALT: Good Morning Good Day with Red Roses 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife still doesn’t park in the garage after I cleaned and organized it all to fit her car. My proposed solution to this matter is to try and grow rows of corn inside it with UV lights this winter to see what happens. The mood is tense while she contemplates whether I am being serious or not. 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026United should launch a special route to Istanbul for bald guys getting the hair transplants called “United Hairlines” 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just found a few year old package of hi chews in the back of the pantry and the the first one nearly broke my tooth. Perfect Saturday evening 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just opened a door and it triggered the handicap door somehow and the handle opened into my balls 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Between the white Sox and the Mike tomlin Minecraft reveal this might be the best sports night of all time 010 0
Reposted by ZalinChrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THE FUCKING CHICAGO WHITE SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 91158 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wow can’t believe the Astros lecturing fans about booing didn’t work 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Very visibly not paying attention in this meeting but I think my cfo already knows due to the white Sox jersey 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comBased Gigachad MemeALT: Based Gigachad Meme 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Screaming. Crying. Starting fires in my shed #whitesox 001 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I were leading the player mlb negotiations this offseason, I’d say “more like salary crap!” And we would all laugh and make sure we played baseball in 2027 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#whitesox sobbing, screaming, throwing up on myself (happiness) 000 0
Reposted by ZalinCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Vibes are absolutely off the charts in the #WhiteSox clubhouse 1358 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#brownsstatic.klipy.comMonsters Inc. 2319! We Got a 2319!ALT: Monsters Inc. 2319! We Got a 2319! 010 0
Reposted by ZalinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025It's the weekend 172858340 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I wish his Achilles would rupture like a rubber band left in the back of the drawer for a decade 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What if you made an entire website out of the horny Beto tweet (it’s this one) 010 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Learned the hard way that my kitchen is not equipped for homemade spaetzle 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Declaring “household austerity measures” in reference to looking at what subscriptions we can cancel was not well received as a joke. 000 0
Reposted by ZalinMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The hardest I’ve laughed watching an episode of television….ever? At least since Eastbound and Down 173035 0
Reposted by ZalinEdgar Cairo, Illinois @nickbpss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Booing Luis Robert sucks. They traded him for garbage and salary dumped the contracts they signed with his money then traded for Brenton Doyle. 2346 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Watching bill ackman play tennis in a professional tournament explains everything about this weirdly well 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“But daddy, how do you know what the Carpathian Mountains look like?” My eye twinkles “just look at this polish cake your father made my dear!” 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Not now babe, I’m tempering the egg yolks for the Karpatka 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Preseason is starting with positive news about the offense and Caleb Williams so it was right on time Kevin Warren needed to draw attention back to himself 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Thinking about the time when I got banned from the morbius movie discord because I posted Jared Pedo. But not banned prior after asking repeatedly if Morbius would suck the blood out of a penis when giving head. 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Barking like DMX after shanking a serve return for a winner 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026People start to smell after a 3 hour flight. I don’t even want to know what this one would be like 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Nothing but respect to the easily 6’6” 350lb guy in line with me at airport security who is wearing a “I drop big loads” trucking shirt 001 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The average MPH driven on local streets might materially decrease in a couple years due to this 000 0
Zalin @buttjohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I encourage everyone to keep sending me their home grown produce content. It sustains me and motivates me for my currently late producing garden. 100 0
Reposted by Zalinpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 05/07/2026I can’t believe people are openly rooting for the norwegian national team considering they use petrochemical revenues to fund their sovereign wealth fund and are one of the few countries that continue to have a whaling fleet 759765 0
Reposted by Zalinpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 05/07/2026I can’t believe people are openly rooting for the brazilian national team considering the amount of deforestation in the amazon 168783 0
