mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 15/07/2025@joshgondelman.bsky.social CRUSHED it on his recent @blockedparty.bsky.social appearance 120 2
Reposted by mutt0311Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Gen Z Slingblade would be like "Skibidi Terlet" most likely. 1849738 497
Reposted by mutt0311dan @early90spants.com · 22/01/2025[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good 2357863 578
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 06/01/2025media.tenor.coma hockey player wearing a blue jersey with the number 28 on itALT: a hockey player wearing a blue jersey with the number 28 on it 020 2
Reposted by mutt0311John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/01/2025At a Junior A hockey game and for some reason the pregame ceremony included the SWAT team rappelling from the ceiling before the game…which was like 20 feet off the ground. 🫡🫡🫡🫡 191349 134
Reposted by mutt0311John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Damn it’s crazy they did Elf like that 839844 398
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 06/12/2024@torqpenderloin.bsky.social I used to have the same feelings about Anna Kendrick as you but learning more about her recently , I think we owe her an apology. 100 1
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 03/12/2024@jamieloftus.bsky.social I enjoyed your appearance on the We’re Here to help podcast 000 0
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 21/11/2024One morning, over at Elizabeth's beach house, she asked me if I'd rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life. 010 1
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 11/11/2024As a Chicago sports fan, if you were offered season tickets of a Chicago team, who are you choosing? 100 1
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 22/10/2023New drinking game for football sunday. Edge until a Td is scored 000 0
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 12/10/2023Rate my diet today. Healthy or unhealthy Pumpkin spice muffin Coffee with creamer Broccoli Mac n cheese BBQ chicken, blue cheese and avacado chocolate chip cookie (Water all day) 100 1
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 10/10/2023Getting a tooth pulled tomorrow but can’t wait to see Connor bedard start his dominance and lead my fantasy hockey team to a championship 000 0
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Bluesky needs a poll feature so I can ask who loves boners 120 2
Reposted by mutt0311lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2023i need a turn off retweets feature on here so bad man 2532124 321
Reposted by mutt0311UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 16/08/2023I did an insane gameshow stream and it was truly so fucking stupid, I’m very proud of it. youtu.be/QmgJyf5VqrMyoutu.beSo you wanna win a p*nis pump (W JESSE FARRAR AND STEFAN HECK)Originally streamed to twitch @ twitch.tv/demilardner 1119940 199
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Steve Martin rocks www.instagram.com/reel/CvqiZGFJBUm/… 010 1
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 12/08/2023What was the problem with the detective? He needed to get a freakin clue 120 2
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 01/08/2023One month, I have pain on the left side of mouth and I get it fixed. Then I get a pain on the other side and I get that fixed. Then I get a pain on the other. And it never ends . 010 1
mutt0311 @mutt0311.bsky.social · 31/07/20233 hockey games in 2 days. I’m tiiiiiiiirrreedddduuhhhhhh 110 1