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🌷Shea🌷

@buttery-shea.blacksky.app
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Grammar and spelling mistakes will occur; I refuse to increase my font size! Strong advocate for hyperbole, the single most important literary tool known to man. Need jokes and humor more than ever. #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I also find it fucking hilarious that the AI stans are like "your kids will be left behind if they don't use it" as if it's harder to type a prompt into a text box to ask someone else to do your work than it is to read and understand a book or learn mathematics on your own. Foh.
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IShowSpeed's Shocked Reaction
Alt: IShowSpeed's Shocked Reaction
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 6h
Yikes! i would have just walked home and come back for my car another time.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 22h
Identify the shooter with that level of detail and libel.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22h
Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Sorry to break it to you. 90% of the sex symbols are less than 6”
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Kyle Broflovski: You Want Me To Lie?
Alt: Kyle Broflovski: You Want Me To Lie?
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Happy Birthday!! 🎈🎉
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
I don’t know if you got the memo. It’s super bad now. 😂
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Where I’m from, names were automatically shortened. LaTonya became Tonya. Tomika became Mika. Christopher became Chris. When I moved away and people started calling me by my whole name I thought it was odd. Took me years to realize you don’t shorten names without permission.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
🍽️🍑🙅🏽‍♀️ 🙏🏾
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
I think I’m going to have popcorn for dinner.
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Dog Drag
Alt: Dog in a curly blonde wig and pink shirt licks his lips
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GHOSTBUSTERS ARCH YA BACK!
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
it's Adam and Intelligence not Steve and Intelligence
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Am I tripping or has Tesla stopped putting their logo on their vehicles?!?! That’s not going to stop anyone from calling them Nazi cars!
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
And now you’re traumatically stopped. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
The number of people who casually suggest I use 🅰️👁️ to solve a problem is disturbing.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
This labeler is awesome!!!
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Why is Google AI in the new Hondas?!?!? I hate everything. What did ole boy drive in Enemy of the State? I need that car.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I want to comment something like: The Sunday chitlin and waffle breakfasts. But everyone else was being serious 😫
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I don’t see the problem!
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Crown Royal Canadian Whisky Pouch Display
Alt: Crown Royal Canadian Whisky Pouch Display
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Copyrite @wikikel.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
GIRLLL!!!! They’re worth it! ♥️♥️♥️
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Nice replies. I don’t believe em.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I swear everyone is in on the joke where I swear a person died years before a press release comes out announcing it 😫
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Put it on a tee shirt!
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
There is absolutely no benefit to anyone for this video to have been published. Except those who profit from clicks.
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We understand there will be those who will view publishing this video as exploitive or motivated by business interests. We strongly disagree, but recognize that the video is upsetting. We hope our readers understand that the decision to
publish it was not made lightly.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I can’t believe my favorite cousin on my daddy side abandoned me like I was Taylor Farm lettuce!
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I love the BlueSky block feature…but I really wish it would stop showing me when yall quote someone who’s blocked.
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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🍁 Good morning 🍁
Fall foliage
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Chat KFC, is what I’m eating chicken or tuna?
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Jessica Simpson: Is This Chicken Or Is This Fish?
ALT: Jessica Simpson: Is This Chicken Or Is This Fish?
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Chat GOT, When does winter start?
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Chat MPG…how much is gas?
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Siri, play Chunky by Bruno Mars.
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Kill You Chuckie Dog Costume
Alt: Kill You Chuckie Dog Costume
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Right. Why did the black gloves come out?
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
He’s sword fighting to the beat! You really hate modern dancers, LOL!
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I had a friend who sent me HNY texts for a good six months. And she kept blaming MY phone! She wasn’t annoyed enough for me. Eventually went to her provider and had it fixed.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Welcome to the inner workings of my mind 🤪
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Jim Carey's Insane Courtroom Outburst
Alt: Jim Carey's Insane Courtroom Outburst
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
It might be time to turn my electric heater on in my office
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Is It Obvious Friends
Alt: Friends: Is It Obvious that I’m wearing six sweaters
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker, who died in the 1990s (survived by his ex wife who died in 2007), died again yesterday.
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Tammy Crying
Alt: Someone looking ridiculous dressed as Tammy Faye Bakker. As ridiculous as she looks, it’s not ridiculous enough
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SydTheKid💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
“Chatbbt, is it raining?” Summer please. 😭😭😭
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
May she receive complete recovery and healing!
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Care Bears: The Care Bear Stare
Alt: Care Bears: The Care Bear Stare
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Just Perfect
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I bought Marc Jacobs perfume yesterday….and I don’t think I like it now that I’ve had it on all day. 😫
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
We live in stupid, stupid times.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Ooohhhhh! It is super cute!! Could you share the deets?
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I use bottled water for all my fancy drinks. Tap water sometimes has a smell that effects the taste. And my tap water is full of calcium deposits that get stuck in my appliances. Might help.
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Munchkinland Looking Around
Alt: The Wizard of Oz: Dorthy with Glenda in Munchkinland Looking Around. Says “who me?”
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Love a great pun!
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Well Done Good Job
Alt: Well Done Good Job
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