Reposted by IsabelleBoo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Doing a land acknowledgement before my wife tops me 0152
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I bet now that we have no power and our house is partially destroyed by a tree my wife is extra appreciating my fixation on coolers and flashlights 🥰🥰 110
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things that keep me from killing myself - my dog won't understand - two bald f@gs (Trixie and Katya) 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Im just gonna say it... what's the fucking point of hopscotch 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You should be allowed to crawl ina hole and die for a few days 020
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026subway worker: what would you like on your sandwich? dude ordering a sandwich: everything green but jalapenos Why did this piss me off so bad?? 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of the hardest things about being an adult is learning that trying your best does not absolve you of the consequences of your actions 111
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wife who wants sweet breakfast 🤝 wife who wants savory breakfast 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Waffle house server said "it looked like you need some nourishment"?? Idk? 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Don't get it twisted, I'm a big butch but I'm almost always the little spoon 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Meal prepping chicken and veggies and Korean beef tacos in hopes it'll help me get my life under control 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What is it with boomers and really long white socks 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Making pumpkin cinnamon rolls with coffee cream cheese frosting tomorrow morning, pray for me. 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 18/09/202613 year old me would be amazed at the life I'm leading now but she was a stupid bitch so 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Accidentally caught the dish that my fishing buddy has been targeting all summer. The friendship may not survive this 220
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The better I am at being a person the worse I am at my job and vice versa 000
Reposted by IsabelleBCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I will, with God's help. 0167
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hollywood studios update: I ate an entire popcorn bucket refill in the time it took for us to exit the park and arrive at the bus stop 000
Reposted by IsabelleBoo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love evil women (/pos) but I hate evil women (/neg) 091
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My dog has been crying and nudging me with his wet nose since 5am 🤗 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Using my key to clean my in-law's house (a coupon I gave them for Christmas) while they're at work feels like breaking and entering 000
Reposted by Isabellemaddy ghoulpants 🏳️⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 10/09/2026including or not including holiday cheer 1444
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Commenting "yes girl, break all the beauty standards 😍" is so fucking wild 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Took a whole day off to go fishing and not a bite lol 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The church I work at got a surprise donation of 60 cases of eggs. 24 dozen a case. 17,280 eggs. 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 been staying home doing yardwork & chores and cooking and cleaning Martha Stewart ass mother fucker 010
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"the butch girls? don't get it twisted, they're the most sensitive" Trixie Mattel 000
Isabelle @butchbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I remembered, I accidentally put a pair of my earbuds through the wash. might need to reconsider what I think is "important" 😂 000
