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Cyrus Zakarian

@burnthecircus.bsky.social
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21. It/Its, C'thon/C'thir/C'thur. Showman. Writer of brutality and the worst homosexuals you've ever laid eyes upon. Don't expect to see much coming out of me. PFP by @myloveless.bsky.social

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Ramiel 🐇 @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 24/09/2026
Happy Nagash Day to all mortalkind whether you observe or not
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Dana Lexa, 2x Award-Winning Podcaster @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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bark @shapeshiftwithme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you have to understand that shes so kind and nice with it
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Leo / Casey Mongillo @caseymongillo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's pretty wild that recording a character where they talk about their specific gender feelings requires less and less acting as you go along.
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 22/09/2026
you cannot go through life as a marginalized person damaging people with oppressor mentality. acting as if people are only worthy of personhood if they have sexual utility to you is fucking freak behavior like straight up evil shit. you can be attracted to masculinity without the toxic parts.
"ultimate magic: meteor" final fantasy 7 magic the gathering card illustrated by ashley mackenzie edited to say "meteor that makes all misogynistic gays extinct", the body text has been replaced with the obama Then Perish image.
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❄Ceru Snowfox❄ @ceruleanazura.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's National Fox Day, so it's time to share this soft piece I did several weeks ago, featuring my favorite fox @pangolinfox.bsky.social 💙💙💙 #studiocerulean
Archantael the pangolinfox and Ceru the snowfox embracing each other and curling their tails together as they rest on a railing, leaning their snouts close and looking into each other's eyes lovingly.
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NO GODS, NO MASTERS, BISEXUAL DISASTERS 🇵🇸 🇺🇦🔞 @travisteatime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is absurd how good this game is. Like, I'm not *too* surprised the occasional "Overwhelmingly Positive"-game actually deserves its reputation har har, but Look Outside truly shattered all expectations. And it's *still* getting updates for no good reason, like what the hell.
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 17/09/2026
i dunno if anyone besides chris has ever come close to explaining why VR won’t “die” in this succinct a manner
But at the same time, the magic of VR is that when it works it’s like being unstuck in time and deposited into a potential branching future. You can never kill VR because there is absolutely nothing like it for the people for whom it truly matters. [begin highlight] The format has a dedicated Sardaukar army of furries, simmers, Beatsaber players, and perverts. [end highlight] The lengths that they will go to make VR work, modding and tweaking and creating full body tracking, is terrifying and rarely matched. You should see the regular updates that Resonite, what I can only describe as “VRChat but made by furries”, received.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GOD OF LIBERATION
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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 09/09/2026
Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
Screenshot of the scene described from the newest metroid ravenous trailer
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Rick Griffin @rickgriffin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Is Yoshi a kobold" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12239 pages of heated debate,
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bark @shapeshiftwithme.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
one of my fav things ever is furries who use the heart emoji in the color that matches their fursona
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A creeping being that blurs the lines of reality. They dwell in the lava fields where meteorites fall with more frequency than anywhere in the world. They feed on the toxic metal, keeping it from mortal hands, but poisoning and twisting themselves into something unrecognizable in the process.
A silver, red, and black skeletal being with 12 (I think) limbs. The limbs have a jointed, insect-like structure. They hold their own face in their hands, looking through it from two glowing red sockets in the stump of their neck.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On the whole I loathe "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" as a musical but I have carried the lyric "remember, mediocrity is not a mortal sin" with me ever since I saw it as a highschool freshman
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DELTARUNE text boxes.

First: Susie saying, "So. Uh. Heh. Yeah. The bees. And the honey. You in?"

Second: a dialogue choice between "I would like some honey" and "The Bees Frighten Mes" (which is selected).
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ada-llahan @hoorayforada.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fans of scrambling around like a jackass (laudatory) will not want to miss this. also the soundtrack is top notch
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 26/08/2026
outed as a therian to the adventuring party because they asked me to magehand and a giant cartoon paw manifested
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
all my games are kink and elaborate self harm no i will not elaborate
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stop coming up with cutesy names for people who use AI and just call them cunts like they are
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me, sowing (buying sliced pepper jack cheese): hell yeah wooo Me, reaping (trying to peel off a slide without it breaking into stupid little bits): god dammit this sucks
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Neverway - COMING IN 2027! @coldbloodinc.studio · 29/07/2026
our indie game: - hand drawn by Celeste's pixel artist - music by Disasterpeace - made on our own game engine - a slow-burning horror RPG - meet (or date) 10+ charming characters - fast-paced combat - customize your playstyle with crafted items and combat abilities
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Sprouts 🌱 @ ASC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life just be that way all the time 🙃
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YOU CAN NOT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
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Miracle @miraclebutt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
kinda love everybody in the replies like "woah anti-jimothy" while every single furry's pavlovian response to a maned wolf is to point and shout "LEGGY!!" like an excited toddler.
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Archantael: Pangolinfox, Novelist, Streamer @pangolinfox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is the second Tuesday in a row that I have had to rescue this adamant creature from our front door. Unless my manager hadn't told me something , they are not authorized to work here. If anyone has a handle on some amphibian PPE, let me know, otherwise they're going back to the swamp.
A possibly toad, sitting on concrete
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Pikabata~♪ 🌙【ピカバタ】 @pikabata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You should try having an animal or Pokémon that your friends will immediately associate with you and say “YOU” every time they see said creature It’s good for your soul
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Alex!!⚡️[ Plane Dragon Enthusiast ✈️] @spearxwind.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rip apart your own jaws 🩸🩸 Commission for a private client ^^ [ #art #commission ]
An au-ra from ffxiv is battling with a demon that is seemingly growing out of her violently, both of them are intertwined, and she is trying to both push the creature away and keep it contained, with the result being that it's jaws are being opened further and further.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 30/07/2026
graphic in that "in this house we believe" style with the multiple lines in different colors on a black background reading:

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE:
YOU SHOULD
BLOCK
THAT GUY
YEAH THAT GUY
FOR REAL BLOCK HIM RIGHT NOW
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THE MEANS OF DESTRUCTION @meansofdestruction.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
ONLY 48 HOURS REMAIN. BACK THE CAMPAIGN NOW, OR MISS OUT FOREVER.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.
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brad, Love Yokozuna 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
truly an inspiration. a muse, if you will
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
For some reason Nick didn't like my suggestion 🤷
Two hands pulling apart a hole that contains the letters ai
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A man says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history" to another man. He leans in with greater intensity and says "I want people to know what I was into." The other man asks "is it... bad?" The first man, with an expression of aggressive dread, makes a fist and says "no, it is baffling."
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 16/07/2026
I asked the drug company ceo where they made the pills that keep you from vomiting, but I was told There Is No Antiemetics Division
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Alex!!⚡️[ Plane Dragon Enthusiast ✈️] @spearxwind.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is how I feel when I talk about this guy im ngl
A doodle of a legiana (me) holding a little chibi version of my oc Adri sitting in my palms. There's hearts around my head and a thought bubble with a very ling keymash in it. meanwhile there's an arrow pointed towards adri that says 'disturbing serial killer oc'
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
DnD Honor Among Thieves I thought making a tiefling just look like a person so the party was all humans was weak. I thought the "please for the love of God see this movie in theaters" press tour was desperate. And then I watched it and witnessed the best DnD movie ever made by a country mile
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CookieButterGamer98 🍓 🔞 @strawsavvygal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Sludge @melangetic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
small reminder
"i dont give a [flower] about what [custards] on twitter are doing!"
sludge the goodra with a shotgun
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ながべ(nagabe) @mucknagabe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
click,
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Archantael: Pangolinfox, Novelist, Streamer @pangolinfox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Whichever queer person has the Death Note currently your test has worked, it's time to go ham
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
First attack :D for @char102.bsky.social!
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Starite 🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#artfight attack for @serafphim.bsky.social! #art #vintage
vintage-style illustration of nate, a catlike creature who resembles a jester and has a long fluffy tail and a zipper across his belly. he's balancing on a giant ball with various circus motifs in the background (balloons, banners, etc). the image text reads "HIP HOORAY! The CIRCUS is in town!"
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 09/07/2026
Bringing my barbarian to VRChat
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Archantael: Pangolinfox, Novelist, Streamer @pangolinfox.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hi all, had some very heavy vet expenses coming through; shares on my books would be super appreciated
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Archantael: Pangolinfox, Novelist, Streamer @pangolinfox.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I haven't made a single #IndieApril post this month because depression and I have spent a lot of the time conducting revisions as Inspired Quill updates its catalogue anyway, but I do have a complete saga of young adult furry fantasy novels available at www.inspired-quill.com/product/legacy
An entire set of five furry fantasy novels from The Resonance Tetralogy by Hugo Jackson
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