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Burley Boar

@burleyboar.bsky.social
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I like sharing things I enjoy. I like showing off. I will be explicit sometimes. It's boar things. Married to a wonderful draft horse. bsky.app/profile/cigarstallion.bsky… 49 years old - as some people ask for me to have in my profile.

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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes it’s hard to believe I married this fine horse. I’m a lucky boar.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do love the boar third of the year. Septemboar, Octobboar, Novemboar, and Decemboar. Decemboar is when the holiday boar appears. @
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From my last trip. I’m at the location where the first human controlled nuclear reaction took place. Half way done with my nuclear tourism. Hanford and the pile. The last two are oak ridge and trinity.
Me standing infront of a few plaques on a short wall. Behind me is a statue. The plaques and the statue commemorating the first human controlled nuclear chain reaction.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The games I had to leave off… makes me wonder what they are going to do with the data set
9 video games StarFlight, parsec, dragons quest 3, paper Mario the thousand year door, myst, guitar freaks, marble madness, ratchet and clank future, dragons quest 8.
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たいQ @taiqnmisgy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
よーっ #描いたもの
太ったヒゲの男が片手を上げて挨拶している。
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breaking radio silence for my vacation. Front row for second city!!! Dream come true.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just backed Oglaf Book Five on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
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Oglaf Book Five
There are already four Oglaf books out there. A fifth one couldn't possibly make things any worse.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just in time to be my vacation reading! @adhd-alien.bsky.social for more info on the book.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Help a good dragon out.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m shocked at how thick I am.
Sitting shirtless in 3/4 profile, showing off the curves of my hairy body as I puff on a big cigar in my mouth. Smoke plays in my beard. Same as first picture from a slightly different angle.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being social and posting things for attention and my own amusement comes last in my energy allocation.
Sitting in a bench with hands behind my head. Wearing a blue T-shirt and red gym shorts. Belly peaking out and thick thick thighs are visible my
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Cigar Stallion @cigarstallion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I generally like my exes. Love them ever if realities of relationship and living with didn't work well.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Showing off a little.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finally. Made a good soft boiled egg!
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Pina ✨ ADHD Alien @adhd-alien.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I've always felt like I needed to earn love - and if it comes easily, I get suspicious. (Will draw strategies for this soon!) Also pre-order my book <3 link.tree/adhdalien/
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KenjiDeSade @kenjidesade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I probably should have waited until the morning to post this but I *just* finished him and I am *so* excited I couldn't wait! Thank you so so much @blueraff.bsky.social for letting me bring this guy to life. Such an honor!! #fursuit #fursuitmaker #furry #sewing #handmade
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I did not need another spatula… I wanted a rainbow colored spatula
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There is no "cringe". There's just you expressing yourself and doing the things that make you happy. It's okay if people don't like it. It's YOUR happiness, not theirs. 💜
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naylandblake @naylandblake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The world is not your backdrop. If you open yourself to it it is the source of every delight and terror. It's fine to experience these without having to narrate them for other people.
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sunset Walk - original 18x24” painting and prints available. Timed edition print. Orders only available between 8/10 and 8/15. Edition size will be determined by how many are sold within that window. Prints are 16x20” - Printable area of 14x18” with a 1” boarder all around.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Upgraded my coolidor. So much space now! The old one is the one on top.
Two camping coolers. One on top is smaller than the one in the bottom.The bigger cooler open and looking down in a bunch of cigars and cigar boxes. Included is a humidifier.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This hits very hard. There is no safety, only illusions.
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Coach BigDog @coachbigdog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's been a little over one year since I was last sexually assaulted. Not the first time. Definitely not the last. But it was the first time it fundamentally changed how I exist in the world. It wasn't inherently violent. It wasn't a stranger. It didn't start with force. It started consensually.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A pox on online ordering forms that reject someone having the same first and last name with a generic error! Yes, my legal first and last name are exactly the same. My parents could not agree on a name for me and my grandpa suggested it as there is "one every generation".
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What’s your sign?
A sign from the town of Burley.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Here’s your Saturday morning read: “We’re all familiar with the Mister Rogers ‘look for the helpers’ talk. But it’s worth remembering that Mister Rogers was talking to children when he said that. And we’re no longer children.” buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
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How to be useful
What’s your go-to piece of advice in life?
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A huge thank you to @wulflock.bsky.social for this amazing birthday gift.... I am bemused as this is very unexpected and very much welcome. I had no idea I went on so much about Blitz and Rock Hawk so much.... and yeah I crush on them. Art by @huzzhuz.bsky.social
Me with a bemused look holding a framed poster of custom art... of Rawk Hawk (of Paper Mario: the thousand year door fame) and Blitz (of Seattle Seahawks NFL mascot fame) holding up a banner reading "Happy 50th Birthday" with confetti in the background.
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is all I need a 26x32” painting from a few years back.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s been too long… I’m handling the emotions well.
Euro-style board games in two crates showing off titles. Notable games: An original Can’t Stop, imported German Games, an original Robo Rally, Aquire with a solid plastic board, and more.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
To answer the recent question of “what the worst movie I’ve seen in the theater?” That is Battlefield Earth. The book is a decent read… the changes for the movie made it impossible to suspend disbelief.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am going to do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfUF...
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How rare is a four-leaf clover, really?
YouTube video by Rabbit Hole
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Amazing Digital Circus just made me do a cold boot. I relate to every every message in this show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwAP...
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THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: PILOT
YouTube video by GLITCH
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's an honor to be friends with @hopefulhoss.bsky.social and share delight together.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m chuffed that I can handle crisis at work with out dissociating and keeping my emotions flowing. Sure could use some more quiet days at work because I’m tired and frazzled.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We so tired of all the darkness... www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...
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Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
YouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good day
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A bully uses a man's own fist to punch the man in the face while saying "stop hitting yourself. stop hitting yourself." The bully comes to a sudden realization and says "Oh God. I just realized bullying is wrong!" He arrives at the Franciscan Monastery for Bullies and says "I must repent before God!!" He self-flagellates, creating a series of bloody gashes on his back while repeating "stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"
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Devilby @barnaby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is probably the coolest shirt design they've had available for blood donors. Summer months are particularly hard on the national blood supply, so if you've ever considered becoming a donor, now is a great time to start! Snag a shirt when you help give the gift of life with the Red Cross. ♥️
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s everybody’s favorite… BOAT @loadingreadyrun.com
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Now that’s a big horse!
Me looking up at a 25 foot or taller (9 meters) bronze horse.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Had my 50th birthday yesterday. Thanks to all of the well wishes from all you all. Got a new rice cooker and a box of cigars from my hubby cigarstallion. More pics later as things unspool.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Good Belly, a ph and bhan mi restaurant opened near St John’s at Bryant and Interstate. If you’re in north Portland… it’s a good sandwich
A picture of the outside of Epic belly with a bow open sign with the name of the restaurant. Also in frame is the street corner sign indicating it’s the intersection of Bryant and Interstate
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s worse even than @joshgondelman.bsky.social is making it sound: You create your empire at your own cost on infrastructure owned by the big existing entity that’s making money from you without having to pay you to do it, and they can take your access to the audience away at any time.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This tank top makes me feel thick.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_o...
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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Targrus @targrus.org · 16/06/2026
Life advice from an orc dad. When you start to respond to someone online, especially someone you don't know. Stop. Think long and hard about whether or not you want to engage with this person. Then do the sensible thing and close that tab instead.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s me! Me where my beard isn’t all white. I love getting older.
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Burley Boar @burleyboar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Use iodized salt! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRcw...
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The easiest way to make the world smarter
YouTube video by Rabbit Hole
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