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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 30/09/2026
I’m trying to get on the good foot and: -scrub subscriptions -purge old podcast subs -look for a pt job to pay down debt -look for a used car -do work at current pt job -do homework But I just want to play Citizen Sleeper.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 30/09/2026
Even though we're still doing virtual school, the kid is doing afterschool clubs now, which meant she needed a phone. She got my 13 Pro Max and I got a 17 Pro Max. That little bit of size increase matters because I definitely need a pop socket or something to hold this.
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Méga Téléphone Portable Absurde
Alt: a man using an absurdly large cell phone
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 28/09/2026
Mgmt. hasn't turned on the heat for the building yet, so if I'm not in a hoodie and one of the many couch blankets, I'm using the space heater to take the chill off. Bonus: when I'm in front of the oven when I take something out after it's done. I'm a lizard. Get me a heat lamp & hot rock.
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Ziarastar: Cozy Dog in Blanket
ALT: Ziarastar: Cozy Dog in Blanket
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 28/09/2026
Peeking in after using Threads a lot, and school overriding my schedule. Hey y'all!
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 13/08/2026
Finished my first 2 courses in this 3rd-time's-the-nonburnout-back-to-school charm. it's funny how you can actually finish classes and not want to cry when you're not working to pay for them on a barista's pay or trying to juggle them with being a new mom/postpartum hormones.
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Nfl Football
Alt: a Black American football player is tearing up on-camera with a Black female sports interviewer.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 22/07/2026
Damn, I feel like it's been years since I've been active on here. School is going a-ok for now (gotta use my ADHD procrastination mind block to bust out a paper due tomorrow).
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 17/07/2026
I always think of it as ”Magnolia Grey” because if anybody is responsible for this, it’s Chip and Joanna Gaines (neither of whom are millennials) and the folks over at HGTV who went on an obnoxious quest to cover the earth in shiplap.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 16/07/2026
Ugh, there are more screenshots on Reddit www.reddit.com/r/fountainpe...
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From the fountainpens community on Reddit: PSA: Federalist Pens are vending at many pen shows including upcoming NYC Stationery Fest. Their official X account is mostly political and reposts stuff lik...
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
found another fountain pen vendor to not buy from cc @karidru.bsky.social @burkehousecrafts.com smh
the stationery vendor Federalist Pens retweeting DHS AI propaganda
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 16/07/2026
Took out trash and smelled nothing but smoke in the air, so that's fun.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 10/07/2026
I don't know how the toe fungus IG posts found me, but I blame @spacelawshitpost.me and them pimple-popping videos lol. They're adjacent in their grossness.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 04/07/2026
I have to go back and watch s1 of X-Men '97 because I don't remember anything but neon blurs, anger, and laser beams.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 25/06/2026
I love that moment after you make a new Stardew Valley farm and you get your first copper tool upgrade. Things become so much easier and you really start making money to upgrade more tools, buy more seeds, and go further and farther in the game.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 22/06/2026
Not me with the lights off so HBO’s contrast & brightness is maximized. #HotD
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 21/06/2026
It’s irritating to see Universal FanCon scammer still playing in people’s faces on Threads. If I remember correctly, the new non-trifling hashtag is DragonsYall, correct?
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 21/06/2026
Today’s plans: -washed my locs (no retwist this time) -painted my toes -about to do a set in my hands while Iwatch House on Haunted Hill -start a new Stardew farm -knit and wait for Rhaenyra to get her lick back
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 14/06/2026
Newest installment of "Let's find a keyboard that works": I'm back to a 96% layout. The Alice layout is very nice, but the boards I've had (both regular and low-profile) didn't have the numpad attached, and I do too much to have that be a separate plugin.
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MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
update: $670 / 670 $108 / 1224 ‼️ i missed the deadline (Friday). please help me to get this resolved by Monday? 🙏🏽 i also need to refill my prescription 😔 (~$312) and some how cover the other 2 bills that are in arrears (oncologist + anaesthesia from recent surgery) please, $1 literally helps ❤️
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 14/06/2026
Trying a cheesesteak at a new spot after you move is risky, let alone trying a chicken cheesesteak hoagie. The pickles & sweet peppers made the roll a little soggy, but the chicken is alright! I almost said I'd ask for a bit more cheese the next time, but took another bite and went, "there it is."
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✨ Zandra Illustration ➜ Shop Open @shop.zandraillustration.com · 13/06/2026
depression resistance 📈📈📈 heat resistance 📉📉📉
A sticker of a stylized illustration of a white cat lying in a pool of sweat. One hand gives a thumbs up and the other holds up a bottle of anti-depressants on a yellow sunny background. The text reads "Hot Girl SSRI Summer"
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 13/06/2026
I guess I'm watching The Bride now. Jessie Buckley WILL give you a performance, I'll say that.
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 11/06/2026
MOTHERFUCKER
me, two months ago, posting "jesus they're going to use pokemon fucking go to make weapons technology aren't they"
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 11/06/2026
Cherelle said they “can’t identify the source of the revenue, but are committed to insuring that it happens.” Ok, it’s “ensuring”, NBC10. Also, how do you identify revenue, but not know where it came from? Is there a Philly Mamdani? Are the mascots full time or part-time?
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh my goodness! Finally! Baby Myer lemons! I don't even care if they don't make it to ripe, these are the first any of my lemons have even TRIED to make!
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ᴺ ᴼ ᵀ ᴬ ᴮ ᴸ ᴱ|🟠🟠 @talb.one · 07/06/2026
the new crazy taxi is not only backed by microsoft (genocide supporters) but it also has AI all over it. but fret not! lunr.rdio.taxi has neither of those problems, still has taxi in the name and looks 1000x cooler! ʷᶦˢʰˡᶦˢᵗ ᵐʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ᵖˡˢ
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 07/06/2026
That moment when it's been so long since you worked on one of your knitting projects (allover rib pattern) that it looks so different that you have to rip back to the hem ribbing before your main body ribbed pattern begins. Oh, and I'm on US 3/3.25mm needles.
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Video gif. Woman painting on herself a red nose then blue eyes, making herself into a clown with a painted face.
Alt: a woman painting on herself a red nose then blue eyes, making herself into a clown with a painted face.
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Devindra Hardawar @devindra.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just awful, donate if you can. And it’s a damn shame things got so rough for the early Adult Swim VAs
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 03/06/2026
PEABO!?! I hate it here.
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PlayStation @playstation.com · 02/06/2026
It's State of Play day! Watch today at 2:00pm PT / 5:00pm ET / 11:00pm CEST. The show features an extended look at Marvel's Wolverine gameplay. play.st/4dG7PHi
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 01/06/2026
This is why I hate summer. In winter, you can layer. Philly heat waves? Vaya con Dios.
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Please help these sweet people if you can spare anything, even just $1. And share!
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 27/05/2026
Class started yesterday. 12-15 weeks of. work in 6 weeks, but it's Comp, so I'm excited for it. It's been a while, so I'm adding my bookmarks back like Purdue OWL, and I have to get acclimated to MLA since my previous school used APA. Excited, though!
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 26/05/2026
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Children’s tv show character Thomas the Tank Engine has an angry scowl on his face. There’s a caption that says, “Thomas has never seen such bullshit.”
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 25/05/2026
I swear there are more and more days when I look at the list of trending topics and think that some people shouldn't have the internet.
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Alanna Smith @alannamode.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 23/05/2026
Every time I see a trailer for a certain kind of scary movie, I think of @mostestghostess.bsky.social, like the trailer for Lee Cronin's The Mummy. Yeah, no. Lmao.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Nooooo what the fuck
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 22/05/2026
Microsoft is letting Office users remove an annoying Copilot button. A floating Copilot button has irritated Excel users the most, and some relief is coming next week. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/935967/...
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Microsoft is letting Office users remove an annoying Copilot button
A floating Copilot button has irritated Excel users the most.
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 22/05/2026
Use this rip current survivor story as a good reminder of how to survive if you're caught. “Then I realized the ocean was gonna win.” Luckily, Jake remembered to “swim parallel to the shoreline” -- the most important safety tip for escaping and surviving a rip current. weather.gov/ripcurrent
Now I'm an 18 year old guy, about 6 foot and I'm a decent swimmer, but before I knew it the water was up to my head and I was starting to tread water. At first I thought I could just swim straight out of it. Then I realized the ocean was gonna win. I then tried to stay calm and I knew to not swim against it, but to swim parallel to the shoreline. Quote from Jake, Nags Head, North Carolina.
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026
If he don’t take his Royale with cheese lookin ass
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 19/05/2026
I just saw a post about possibly going up in cup size (drastically) when menopause hits. I'm not there yet, but it's already 0/10 for me.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Don’t hear a lot of “Trump is just playing 4D chess and your simple little mind could never possibly comprehend it” arguments anymore, do you.
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Tropical Bird • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026
$100 more and I’m good for the week!
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 18/05/2026
If this ain't some FFFFFF mess.
A Black man is standing in a house, living room, in a grey sweat suit with hands on hips. he's bent at the waist and looking into the camera with a "are you kidding me?" look on his face.
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Tropical Bird • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
Raising $500 by 6/5. I don’t even feel like going into the spiel anymore. GFM still hasn’t verified my identity. I’m available for death and grief work on a sliding fee scale. sayheylenee.com for more info.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 18/05/2026
I've thought about it before, but it definitely feels like I need to comb them out to set something free and shed weight, in more ways than one.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 18/05/2026
I'm feeling the urge to comb out my locs. People, they are down to my lower back and I am 5'8". 😑 I might comb out a few in the back to see what's what. It's also easier to do a two-strand twist if I want to go back.
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Don't Play In My Face @burkehousecrafts.com · 18/05/2026
😭😭😭
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