Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We actually used chicken meat this time around. Glad you liked the improvement, king! 👑 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Keep it up and I will kill myself and it will be all your fault :( 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026We're never gonna live this one down, huh? 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Never. We can't afford pretzels in this economy. We can barely afford pickles. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026What do you expect us to do? Put up a giant billboard that says "Our slop tastes like the diarrhea you know and love?" 110
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026You're not supposed to use the drive-thru. You're supposed to drive your vehicle directly through our front door killing and maiming as many people as possible. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Oops my manager accidentally was burned to a crisp and tossed to a garbage can I get a new one? #newbieemployeevibes 020
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026UNIRONICALLY KILL EVERYONE THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY BUSINESS? 030
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I have been gone for a minute. Sorry about that. HOLY FUCK DID YOU HEAR THAT THE SHITASS BK CORPORATE OVERLORDS ARE GONNA PUT A MOTHERFUCKING AI IN EMPLOYEE HEADSETS TO MAKE THEM SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU? www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...theverge.comBurger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’Have it your way? 241
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026You should have been boycotting us before. Our food sucks LOL. I mean, we're very sorry to hear that. Please come by one of your nearest Burger King locations and you can spit in the face of one of our loser managers. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Holy fuck you're stupid. Don't tag me in this shit you mongoloid. The real Burger King is on Twitter I'm just the dickhead who acts like them. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I know you're used to eating at our indian burger king restaurant locations but I want you to consider the fact that if you have eaten here on a REGULAR basis with no problems and suddenly feel sick or something is wrong? Do NOT eat there for your own health and safety. One day is all it takes. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Stop eating all the profits, Burgerbutt. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025We're terribly sorry to hear your rings were without onions, king. If you like we can give you a BJ&P for no charge. 030
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 13/10/2025It’s in your asshole, motherfucker! 021
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Artyon? Is this Burger King in chernobyl? 100
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Mr. Delicious @misterdelicious.bsky.social · 05/09/2025If you're asking us to at least wipe down the booth where Mr. Belvedere died, we cant do that - it's a historical landmark! And a crime scene. 041
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Man these new Tyler The Creator rap song lyrics go hard. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Women belong in the kitchen. You belong in a mental hospital if you think we can make our whopper combo meals cheaper than 10 pounds. I don't know if you noticed but we're not the only company kicking you while you're down when it comes to inflation. 020
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I work closely with Burger King so I'll relay the message yelling them to fuck off. 100
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Futurama on Hulu @futuramahulu.bsky.social · 13/08/2025they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man 461891662
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Because we get a tax benefit for forcing you to give us your change to donate to charities. We can't cut out the middleman because we make quintuple the value of feeding a small impoverished nation in tax breaks. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Thank you for giving my corporation money. Hope you enjoy it. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025FUCK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE VERSION OF THE GIF THAT SAID "THAT'S MY FETISH" 110
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025You're a trooper ma'am, I respect it. I'm a "one and done" if they disappoint me I won't buy it again. It's why I haven't ate at Carls Jrs. in 10 years. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I don't want my brain to fathom the implications of being horny to fonts. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I'd say crossover art but it's been done. 110
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤 It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue. 100
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Stella Lugosi’s Dead @d0ctahp3ppah.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Become the Burger King. Jerk yourself into a Burger Kingdom of your own design. Have It Your Way. 021
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I don't know what the fuck this is but I'm scared. Please stop touching yourelf to our lettering. 100
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Why does everyone talk about our restaurant like we're going to stab you and light you on fire? We sell hamburgers :( We're fun! We're awesomesauce we got...anime figures and...onion rings and uhhh.... Just please eat here, they are threatening to repo my car. 020
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025She's my ex-wife. I creamed in her cone and she left me. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025NO. NO FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS. "TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT. 061
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Sorry Scribbs, we're not bringing it back yet. Not until you draw more fat bandit girl art. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I love the autism meal. It's awesometism. (I have asperger's I can make this joke) 100
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Bro if you're spending $1,000 dollars on our food a year you need professional fucking help. 020
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025You'll take our meat and you'll like it, you filthy freak. 110
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I will take your place on the throne. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025She's better alright. Better at serving cunt. 000
