Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026We're never gonna live this one down, huh? 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Never. We can't afford pretzels in this economy. We can barely afford pickles. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I have been gone for a minute. Sorry about that. HOLY FUCK DID YOU HEAR THAT THE SHITASS BK CORPORATE OVERLORDS ARE GONNA PUT A MOTHERFUCKING AI IN EMPLOYEE HEADSETS TO MAKE THEM SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU? www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...theverge.comBurger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’Have it your way? 241
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025We're terribly sorry to hear your rings were without onions, king. If you like we can give you a BJ&P for no charge. 030
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 13/10/2025It’s in your asshole, motherfucker! 021
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Mr. Delicious @misterdelicious.bsky.social · 05/09/2025If you're asking us to at least wipe down the booth where Mr. Belvedere died, we cant do that - it's a historical landmark! And a crime scene. 041
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Futurama on Hulu @futuramahulu.bsky.social · 13/08/2025they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man 461892663
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤 It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue. 100
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Stella Lugosi’s Dead @d0ctahp3ppah.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Become the Burger King. Jerk yourself into a Burger Kingdom of your own design. Have It Your Way. 021
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025NO. NO FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS. "TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT. 061
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Bro if you're spending $1,000 dollars on our food a year you need professional fucking help. 020
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Our cups are great for hiding beer cans or drugs inside of when the cops come sniffing around. 130
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Mr. Random @mrrandomsevents.bsky.social · 27/07/2025GOD DAMN IT! WHY DID The King (burger king mascot) STEAL MY PANCAKES! 011
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025This is the mask I'll use when I eventually snap and become a slasher. 040
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Then don't drink it. It doesn't exist for you to drink. It exists so we can fill our breakfast menu out. You take 5 sips, think it is disgusting, and then you use it as a cup to flick your cigarette ash and dirty napkins into. 031
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025🖕😠 Wow, so instead of an advertisement that I can choose to ignore I can experience a whole advertisement world experience and "pick" my own choices. Wow, it's almost like I don't have a choice because I am still being marketed to. NFT prizes? This isn't 2019. Piss off. Also Coca~Cola is better. 231
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/202560 seconds? I don't even get my fucking drink in 60 seconds now let alone my whole order and that was when the food was actually real and not just a bunch of processed filler pretending to be food. I miss our crinkle cut fries. 021
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025How about you fuck off? I'm trying my best. 030
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025YOU'RE NOT KILLING ME OFF THAT EASY. YOU AIM FOR THE KING YOU BETTER NOT MISS. 020
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025REAL TALK I HATE THESE PLACES AND REFUSE TO EAT THERE. Why the fuck would I want to spend my hard earned cash to eat at a place ran by a passive-aggressive redditor's grill who cooks the same slop I can make at home for a fraction of the price? "You get it my way!" What a crybaby. 120
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Why the fuck would you wanna eat a whopper for 7 straight days in a row? You are gonna die. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025It astounds me as a company that we are this idiotic. You can literally activate windows OR a version with microsoft office 365 using powershell. We have millions of dollars yet fail in comparison to the past when we had less money and customers? It's pathetic, honestly. 020
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Hi, Kings & Queens! Burger King here! Hope you're doing good! 👋🤴 I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship. Sign the petition: www.change.org/p/tell-maste...change.orgSign the PetitionTell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play 130
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Why do you think they got the gold cards? Because they need it? Because they eat there everyday? No, it's a business gift. They were giving McDonalds something that has equal or more value to unlimited food for life with a gold card and only to CERTAIN powerful individuals. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Bro just jerk off to the hyena porn like a normal person 110
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I think what saddens me the most about the tamagotchi is that it is a virtual pet and has the ability to die. How many of them passed? Were forgotten or lost? Love turned to ashes. Makes me sick how little we care to preserve or love the past. Keeping it alive. We just forget. 130
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I became a economic terrorist because of #RELATABLE 😜👍diarrhea puke-shit ads like this that seek to manipulate the dimwitted and turn them into sluggish reposting dullards who eat up whatever crap is put on their plate because they used emojis or buzzwords. I don't hate old ads, just new ones. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025The entire room would be absolutely smothered in my dick discharge. There wouldn't be a clean spot on your body. I'm talking just an absolute endless volcano of cum that would require your ass to be sacrificed to make stop. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I'd suck a 10 inch uncircumsized dick for a jurassic park dino eye watch. 120
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Work harder you lazy cow. Those fries aren't going to get in the fryer themselves. 041
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025At what point do we just start torturing you for fun? Yeah we got a brand new dog poop flavored shake. What? Why don't you wanna try it? Limited time only. We're never going to have it in stock again. You can tell your friends with hashtags and selfies you ate dogshit. 000
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I tried the "Whopper By You" thing because my corporate underwriters told me to be trendy and announce the special. This is what I came up with. Did I do it right? Would you eat this? Kids love wacky things on their food, yeah? 230
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025We got it bro Blue cotton slop Fried cheesy bullshit Wrapped tomatoe Borg Bing has it for YOU 0102
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Ian 814/1245 @mogumo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025chat its the 13th anniversary of burger king foot lettuce 022
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025We're now partners with a sumo wrestling foundation. Not even trying to hide it anymore. 110
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025We removed benches from bus shelters to deal with the hobo "problem" and now not only are people without places to stay unable to live but now normal citizens can't sit anywhere unless the chair is covered in medieval spikes. 011
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Captain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 16/07/2025I will never vote for Ronald McDonald. This is not a democracy you peasants. God save the Burger King! 063
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025We have ugly bigheaded weeb figurines from the hit anime series "Naruto" now at Burger King restaurants. We didn't include all of your favorite characters and the paint is cheap as shit...but still, come and buy one. You can put it in a cum jar for all I care. 132
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Sprinkle his ashes on the Burger King lettuce. 3195
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025It was programmed by Jesus Christ himself. Typing away in his Nazareth mud hut. 110
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Don't laugh at him. We really did put dirt in his food. 042
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Sad news. #15, Burger King Foot Lettuce, meme star Alex James-Hacker has passed away recently. We here at our restaurant honor him and disagree with his chain firing him. As a way of showing tribute to this hero ALL of our lettuce will be squished by toes covered in foot fungus. ⚰️🥀🍔🦶 041
Reposted by Burger King® (Parody)Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I've started reading Judge Dredd, and to say that the tone is a little different than what I was expecting would be an understatement. Not only is a fight between fast food brands our plotline of the week, they're using the real name brands, logos, and mascots. What a different era. 042
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I love this commercial because the actors actually can carry a tune and the music sounds uplifting and sporty. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Yoga mats scandal or pedophile spokesman scandal. Call it. 010
Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025*scratches balls* I look nothing like that. 000
