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The Bedroom Bruin

@smyle144k.bsky.social
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Targeted Individual. Leader of New Earth, of the Twelve Tribes of Israel, and oh, and whenever people get on the stick, the Next Playboy… Holla if you want the deeply personal story of how we lost our American democracy… 🇺🇸🦁💙🗽

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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
At just $36 and $50 respectively, am I The Leader of the New Earth? Well, fuck yeah, of course! You *knew* that! But sometimes I like to show you exactly WHY that IS too (ya know, if you follow your heroes at all!). 🦸🏻💙🦁
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Perfect time to ‘clear some schedules’, eh? 😘
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Since long before Y2K, I be puttin' that *KING* right back in your big fat, ugly, disgusting, fascist American nothing Burgers! Who needs some 'SPECIAL' sauce?!? 😜
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
You can't be the best for anyone if you're the same as everyone else. ~ Kyle J. Surwilo 'The Purported Playboy'. 🐰🐇🐰 Yup! You'd quote me too... if I *actually existed*!!! 😁 Personally, I'd tell ya this was a *known fact* all along, but hey, I'll let you be the judge… 😼
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
G’nite, ye merry X-mas elves!!! 🎅🏼🎄🧝‍♀️
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Y’all DID realise the piper WOULD BE BACK, he’d be decidedly unhappy, and he’d *NEED 2 BE PAID*, right?! 💙😈💙 Verrry much!!! 👌🏼🐰🤙🏼
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
🤷🏻‍♂️🤔💙🐰🐇
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Kitty in da middle!!! 😻
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Freshman year at the University of Wisconsin-Madison was a trip! 🤪 Ask Dan Greenberg! I beat that dude so soundly, so many times in NHL Hockey 1994, it’s like he’s still unwilling to let me live it down!!! Well, better than Dan writhing on the ice with blood spurting from his head! Who remembers? 🤔
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
North vs. South! This Minnesota minstrel understands the exactly how incredibly DOPE AF your truly once was @universityofkansas.bsky.social by way of that @uwiscpress.bsky.social, and I know there’s a few non Jewish folk who always thought I was cool AF as well (hell, maybe a couple of those even!).
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Neolib fu-fu time is ovahh… Thanks for fucking up my life for jollies… Enjoy the fascism, you stupid fucks! 😘
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I mean, what sort of selfish, perverse, disgusting human logic was it to take innocent, white American lifetimes and make us into feral, domestic terrorists 'for all to see' with textbook Zersetzung *EVER* approved on God's green Earth?! *** NEED ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE*** Yesterday, in fact! 🫡
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So do all would-be Playboys get thrown directly under the parked, existential bus of Zersetzung? And that's why the only ONE remaining is ME? 💪🏼 And are these festival ladies anymore as sweet, kind, and sincere as they used to be? As this OG party kid? 🤔🙏🏼🥰
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It’s true! The man time forgot, The Vibe Himself is the most incredibly single man on the planet… but, the doesn’t mean he’s into YOU. 😘
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Like, honestly, no other man could any bettah! 🇬🇧🦁🔔
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Ascending to Heaven on Earth! 😈
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
YAP. Yet Anotha @Playboy NFT. 🤑
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The longest loveliest… I call it the leanest. Got anotha five letter word rhymin with cleanest and meanest. ~ O.P.P. “Naughty By Nature” (1991)
The longest loveliest… I call it the leanest. Got anotha five letter word rhymin with cleanest and meanest. ~ O.P.P. “Naughty By Nature” (1991)
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Neo KC is about to *EXPLODE*!!! 💥💣💥💣💥
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Uhuh. 💙🔔💙 Give my cat the deepest human knowledge and some of the best ideas as well... Y'all should make a musical about my life! Call it what you will, but if you need a good name, just ask! Cuz, l've got *SEVERAL*. 😆
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
At ALL. Surely, you DIDN'T. And next time your friend's 'rough patch' never ends for decades, check the ‘state’ of Mississippi for an absolutely disgusting, racist, international war crime. If brother against brother for succession of South was horrific, in that southern backwater, it never ended!!
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The KU Raver and Playboy takes you back *a quarter century* to an STL in decline, of Nelly and the Saint Lunatics, where a quarter century ago TODAY on 10/20/2000; a date circa the zenith of underground US rave in general, the social engineering destruction campaign on my adulthood began IN EARNEST.
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American Massive: Moonshine Overamerica; Sex, Drugs, Rave & Roll - Portrait Of A New Generation?
Shot on the Moonshine Overamerica 2000 tour, American Massive shows you the rave scene from its participants perspective: The DJs, the promoters, the artists, and the kids. 24 cities, 13,000 miles in 32 days with some of America's biggest names in electronic music. Directed By: Thomas Trail & Peter Rieveshl Executive Producers: Steve And Jon Levy Sound Design: Christian Dwiggins Produced At: Nucleus Films I do not own the rights to this.
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Wow! A quarter century today since Moonshine Over America STL 2000, what one could literally consider the high water mark of the underground rave movement in America itself. Just like these last 25 years, my expectations didn’t match *brutal reality* at all! You want the truth? Can you HANDLE it? 📵
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Fuck around? Fiiiiiiind the fuck OUUUT!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@burgerking.com.br @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social When are we doing right by America and Democratic values in general and having this huge charity festival benefit for me and my son, Ayrton. #GoodExample #GoodApples #InternationalCrimesAgainstHumanity #JudgeNotLestYouShallBeJudged
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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The Bedroom Bruin @smyle144k.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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