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@bumstead.bsky.social
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🥤I collect images of characters drinking from straws, sometimes cups 🏳️‍⚧️she/they, 24 🖥️I also post my silly thoughts and use this like some sort of micro blog 🎪Oh if you wanna add me on discord it's .bumstead 🔞Also im a perv so do with that what you will

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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck jkr. Fuck transphobia. Fuck people acting like liking that shit doesnt directly line the pockets of a women who would write the bill calling for my death.
A dan vs the world meme where it says "i dont care how much they sexualize a minor. Im not supporting a terf." With images of Draco malfoid around him.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Going to #furswap dressed like chell. Shout out to being high and a tranny
Using jump suit as pants, and a tank top. White tranny with glasses and blond hair.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
1 away,,,
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Beach Poem: someone asked me to make this, it's had my brain go back to thinking about poetry, i want to try and get better.
poem on top of a heavily distorted image of a beach that then got tiled. the poem is in the middle and reads:

Remember the pleasant weekend sunlight.
What untold excitement we had those days,
how the sand was just that subtle off-white.
Our laughter louder than the cresting waves.
The gulls guffawing as we walk past them.
You’d tell us not to run and cause mayhem,
though we never listened and just had fun!
The birds then would soar as high as the sun.
Thinking back on those summer days with y’all,
we’d play round after round of volleyball,
when I told a joke you’d call me “Goofball.”
I’m happy we shared moments together.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bored at work
Drawing of a rat in a dress on top of a cardboard box
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Lol food waste and capitalism is soooooo cool. So glad if I even touch one of those ill be yelled at ^_^
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I got high and made a sandwich. Me and my poly partners did... #polyamory omg leabians!!!!! Transgeners.!!! Vegetarian sammies!!!!
Garlic bread, cheese, avocado, mayo, mushroom, onion, egg.Garlic bread, cheese, avocado, mayo, mushroom, onion, egg.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Text in the style of the magic logo that reads "WOTC is making all trans employees deadname themselves in order to form a union"
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh yeah fuck capitalism btw :3 Shout out to my job which throws fucking piles, and piles of donuts and bread out every day. But so help you GOD if you touch it thats called "grazing" and against company policy. Even though its in the compost bin so its waste! No profit to lose, just hungry employees
A bin surrounded by plastic, many bell peppers and vegetable are on the left and a pile of donuts on the right.Another bin nearly to the top covered with donuts and yogurt and fruit below it.An entire bin just of bread. From loafs, to rolls, to slices.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I just remembered Cipher the video. Dropping this with the only context being that the twin towers take up 9.51% of the runtime.
Chart labeled "Durration vs Twin Towers Cameos" and showing 22 separate instances of the towers, some lasting only 3 seconds while others are over 30 seconds long.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I traded a 2chan user a picture of a flower for his cat onetime. Very worthwhile deal
White cat sitting on a messy desk looking at the camera with warm light
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
when playing #tf2 i like to do a silly strat where i play as engi and try and sneak into the enemy's team intel. decided to remake this in #gmod
Blu engineer tf2 in the red base running away while holding his hard hat and carrying the intel in his other hand.
in the background is a red heavy shooting at engi while screaming at him. there are casing all over the floor.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
and of course there is @bumstead.bsky.social in the back setting up the shot >:D
the only thing different with this shot is the position, and it's further back showing ps1 style Hatsune Miku representing me holding a camera. she's  standing on a wooden platform attached to a telephone pole.the telephone pole with boards shoddily attached and platform connected, miku stands atop it holding a camera cheering with excitement.

also this whole map takes place in a childs bedroom which is really noticeable in this shot.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
and here is the full home! what it looks like with everyone running around doing their silly things in gmod. was the biggest scene i've made so far, took me aaaaall day!
the full house. 
I'd run out of characters to describe everything in this image but everything has been described in the previous images per room. 
I will highlight the living room as from this angle you can see what's on the laptop, it's just a smaller version of this exact image! there are also two posters from tf2 on the back wall leading up the stairs. One for the "human crab" and the other which says "I want to believe" with a ufo, a reference to the X-files.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
big thing in #gmod a house with folks from discord. featuring characters representing @warmeggz.bsky.social, cactus J juice, @zestynoodle.bsky.social, @hollyamory.bsky.social, @dollarpbr.gay, @oxoboo.bsky.social, @rrubbingalchol.bsky.social, @hazelnutnsfw.bsky.social, & @morimorrigan.bsky.social
a blue room with Robert House from fallout new vegas on top of a minecraft bed fucking a computer. this is supposed to represent warmeggz.bsky.social‬ as a silly thing. 
there is trash under his bed and next to it is a small night stand with a mannequin top. above his head is an open pizza box with a minecraft clock.
godzilla but he's just a skeleton is meant to be Cactus J Juice. He's shocked and screaming finding his roomate doing this. 
cactus' bed is in the back of the room, beer cans can be seen on the ground next to it, and he has a night stand with a golden candelabra.
near the exist is a green chair from half life 1, and a painting from minecraft which is a reference to Wanderer above the Sea of Fogthe room is green with two people in it. the one in the far corner with the pharaoh hat and half life 2 player model is supposed to be zestynoodle.bsky.social‬, and the one as mimi the dog with a paper hat is hollyamory.bsky.social‬.
zesty's room is full of conspiracy boards on every wall, some are talking about tf2, the moon landing, the seven hour war, random scribbles, and missing people. each board is connected with red ropes going between the entire room. the room also has briefcases stacked on top of themselves with a machine printing papers into a trash can. there is also a monitor on top of a stack news papers.
in the middle of the room is a single mattress with two shotguns on top of it, and a third leaning against the wall in front of the outlet.A light blue kitchen featuring trashpitfoxgirl.bsky.social‬ as tiger lily cookie from cookie run, and oxoboo.bsky.social‬ as a cat guy in the back.
Rosey is standing on top of a milk crate cooking some food on the stove, while Strawberry Mochi Cookie is sticking her head out from the oven. (she doesn't represent anyone just wanted to put her in there) 
there are three vending machines in the room as well, all from hl1 or least in the style. one is a snack machine while the two in the back are soda machines. oxoboo is getting a soda from the popdogthe thre people from left to right are rrubbingalchol.bsky.social‬ as the car seat headrest twin fantasy dog, hazelnutnsfw.bsky.social as the Arcade Bunny from Nintendo Badge Arcade, and morimorrigan.bsky.social‬ as Kris from deltarune.
natalie is relaxing listening to music on the couch, while hazel and kris watch something on the laptop from their yellow 1981 ford F-150. on the table there is a melon, recorder, and a little cactus on top of the recorder.
hazel is in the driver seat while kris is in the bed of the truck, and hazel has a cup out because she's getting beer from a convoluted pipe setup from the giant duff beer in the back.
there is an entertainment center on the opposite wall with a tv in the middle, a pumpkin on top of it and a picture sitting next to it as well. beside the center is a red chair.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Welcome to the market, what would you like? #gmod #tf2 #deltarune #counterstrike #halflife2 #halflife
3 tables set up like little shops displaying things in an alley.
The first one is run by a red robot pyro like from MvM and they're selling flare guns. all the types red, blue, and festive of each. eli vance stands in front of that stall looking at the wares.
the next stall is run by starwalker from deltarune. on the table it has various weapons like kris' sword, susie's axe, berdly's halberd, the roaring knight's sword, gerson's cane, and spamton's glasses. next to the booth is spamton in a recycling bin trying to grab something on the table. The gman is looking at the table while dr kleiner stands waiting behind him.
the final stall in the back is run by a terrorist from cs source, and he's selling bombs and knifes while leaned up against the wall.
in the background is a wall of junk blocking off anyone and making a second wall.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
made another little thing after work. #gmod #halflife
the room on gm_onaroof. It has two dr breen vending machines, a sink with a fish in it, a steel table, a snipping poster, and a broken tv on the back wall. on the table there are a bunch of cans on the right side, and on the bottom left side of the table are some melons, also sitting on the table is a stack of papers. 
on the left wall is a tiny cactus, payphone, garbage can overflowing with cans, and a clock. there's cans on the ground next to the trash can, one on the pay phone and one on the window nearest the trashcan.
on the opposite wall is a cardboard box and a milk crate with 6 bottles in it. 
in the middle of the room is a large wooden table with 4 blue chairs resting on top of it, and a half life 2 civilian using a broom to sweep around like a janitor.
dust dances around the scene and light bleeds in from the windows on the left.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Lunch
Company knife, smooth pb, plastic spoon, glass of water, all on a table.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Blue team getting gas at a gm_willsbury #gmod #tf2
demo man is drinking his scrumpy while sitting in front of a gas pump, there is an orange cone to the left of him. on the pole next to him are two posters talking about ufos, one says "be aware ufos in this area" with a saucer in the middle while the other says "i want to believe" with a ufo trying to beam something up. on the other side is snipers camper van which is being pumped for gas. sniper is leaning  against the front tire holding his arm and eating and apple. the building behind them has a plaque that says "first man co. merchandise storage warehouse." inside there is a deer mounted on the wall with a spider with it's web comming down, some cones, an big can for oil, drums, boxes, presents, a skull, bags of something by the window, crates, and the bombinomicon. also in there is spy covering his face in shame as a ghost comes up to him. outside the building there's a stack off tires, another drum for oil, sink, air vent, and on top of the building is a water tank. scout is doing the kazotsky kick on the side walk, and on the other side of the road engineer is sitting on a stump with his guitar and looking at a cow with a bucket under it. behind him his a red train parked on the rails, and some red wooden buildings way in the background.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
had this idea for a while and was able to do it! think it came out okay ^3^ #gmod #tf2
picture of scout tf2 sitting in engineers chair on the beach with a soccer and a case of beer. next to him is a palm tree. scout is wearing a sombrero and on top of the chair is sitting archimedes the dove.
across the way is a building on a cliff with the red  team sign, a blue spy is running across the sign with the red intel. 
there is also a train driving past under the building.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Started getting back into #gmod and was playing on Giga-Khrushevka by Бардюр 21 or gm_mega_hrush as it's called in game. decided to try and turn a spooky mega structure into a semi lived in home using the base gmod and half life items.
picture of a kitchen, light come from upper left and casting stark shadows on everything else. the door is open and a pair of shoes on on the ground to the left, a map in on the wall above it. too the right side of that are two cardboard boxes and a cork board talking about the 7 hour war. next to that on the same wall is a sink, stove, clock, and two shelves above the stove. on the stove is a pot and a pan, in the pan is two blue sacks of goo, and in the pot is a headcrab. in the shelves is a melon and two green books. next to the stove to the right is some trash, a cardboard box, bucket, bags, takeout, and bottles. in the middle of the room is a table on top of a blue rug. the table is wooden with two wooden chairs as well. and on the table is milk, half a melon, and a bottle of beer.the same photo as before but it has a grayscale filter on it that i found in gmod. it gives stuff a pretty harsh look and marks some things harder to make out
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Franky at da bar. What he gonna do.
My plush rabbit Franky, sitting on a wooden counter covered in graffiti. He sits relaxed with purse and wallet
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Low poly cats, oh and blaze the cat too was playing #VRChat on the map Sonic Unleashed - Apotos by Droben12 vrchat.com/home/launch?...
two black low poly cats on a roof on apotos from sonic unleashed. the same black cats but now a purple cat giving the peace sign and petting one of them is behind them both.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
made some "art"
"my therapist seems odd" in multi color text on black"they're very caring is all" and a phone that says 'thought about u' on it in that same weird colors"sometimes we dont even talk about my problems, just movies and stuff" and a drawing of a cup with straw accompanied by text that says 'want to go get a drink?'"maybe im just being silly" in brighter colors in the middle of black, surrounded by hazy dark colors.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
bought a game. "Fernandez Big Mystery" it's a source furry game with 0 reviews, screenshots on steam, or anything else. do i presume it'll be bad? yes, did i buy it instantly? yes.
Fernandez Big Mystery

under that title is a screenshot from the store page of a yellow fox in a blue shirt with blue eyes. standing on bright grass next to what seems to be a brick cave entrance.

the description reads: "A fantasy game with touches of environmental humor. The story is about a wench who has to solve a great mystery, which greatly intrigues the town where she lives and for which she has to immerse herself in a great adventure." and the image for the game is a red fox with a witch hat in front of red shelves.

came out april 23, 2025

made and released by R.T.P
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Shout out to the one guy seeing the wiz at 7:30 on a Sunday. The urge to sit right next to them...
Screenshot showing the seats available for the Wiz on Sunday the 18th. Every seat is available except one right in the corner.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Franky and my friends are all seeing re-animator in the theater!!! Yippee!
Franky sticking in pocket. One hand poking out as his head looks out. The outfit is a denim speedsuit
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
My GOD this is now the 6th pair of pants I've ripped. What the hell T_T
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I hate interviewing for jobs. Anyway have a burger from yesterday
An extremely nice chicken sammy. With lettuce, onion, tomatoes, cheese, and the sauce is nice and red orange. Has a bowl of salad on side and ranch
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Day 2 start! Food was good but crumbled instantly. Not great but tasty at least.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Im heading out
My back seat with stuff in it as I'm about to drive off.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I'm glad this gay Italian porn account followed me and you can give me some wonderful suggestions such as @junlper.beer, @catgirlfingies.quest, @kenklippenstein.bsky.social, and @stephenking.bsky.social. thanks for letting me know accounts are the same as gay Italian porn spam following people. <3
The similar accounts at the top saying to add onion person, revy, ken klippenstein, and stephen king.

under this is a dilf of a man fucking another man in the ass while they jerk off.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My stupid creature called "Stead"! Just a silly horse who defo doesn't take people's skin :3
Picture of stead with blue skin, big ears, red glasses, multicolor hair, pop tart like school outfit and bow. And a silly anime face.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
!!!DING DING DING!!! IT WAS CHICKEN ALFREDO
A BOWL OF CHICKEN ALFREDO IN A CRACKED BLUE BOWL
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Let's See if Denny can deliver the BBBQ bacon chicken sandwich.
Picture from their menu showing what it looks like. Its picture perfect with chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and buns.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I've gotten better! i swear! i made some bomb as mac and cheese from scratch earlier this month
home made mac and cheese with bacon sprinkled on top. it's in a glass bowl and a spatula is sticking into it.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Y'know how they say everyone can cook? well here are some of my master pieces of the years! you'll never guess what number 3 is i guarantee it. Folks often call em bumstead meals. can you tell this is before i was on meds for depression?
A sausage  on top of a single slice of american cheese, with mustard on top of it, cheese wiz next to it, and all on a tortilla. there are two of these on a paper plate. a chipped blue bowl with an orange mixture in the middle, it's splattered in there with frittos sprinkled on top. i think this was some sort of cheese dipping thing.the same chipped blue bowl with a fork sticking in it. and in the middle is a mystery white substance!three things of lettuce with chicken slapped on it and sprinkled with cheese. an attempt at some sort of lettuce wrap
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
i have a big ol folder full of images. when i post on teh forms i use em. i used to post 1 a day from my collection on bluesky but i kept forgetting lole.
images 0 through 174 clearly seen. most of them are images of anime girls drinking from a straw
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Made a some art of stead! <3
stead, a pony creature thing in a Japanese school girl outfit with the colors of a poptart and rainbow hair in front of the twin towers with a piss yellow sky.same thing but with the text in impact font that says "THANK YOU BUSH SAMA!!!"
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
And here are the other human domestication guide memes. I've gotten back into the series ill admit.
The "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down" meme. but it's the affini compact symbol and the Terran Cosmic Navy symbol over each characters head. And the terrans are saying "you domesticated my species"The "under new management" meme. But it's with an affini and a Rinan. Rinans were enslaved by terrans before the compant showed up, so I thought made sense.
And instead of being cruel I added a final panel were its a Rinan being petted, because the affini are benevolent. Just the Rinan pet on its own.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Over the last 3 days I've made hdg memes. Here's a small thread of them.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
this jalapeno is serving cunt.
a green jalapeno in my gf's hand
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
You'll get a long thread when I'm back from the theater. Gonna watch the musical Shucked.
The stage for shucked the musical before the show starts in a theater. There is a solid crowd of people here all waiting
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you see this post a rabbit!!!!
Franky my stuffed rabbit in my breast pocket looking out
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
GOT HER @hollyamory.bsky.social
Me holding Holly, hand on her neck, with a fry in her mouth
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
She won't be able to get away from me much longer
Line of people boarding a plane
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That broad will be in my clutches
Picture of an airplane wing
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What did they do to you
Picture of a tiger statue where they look very scared and kinda warped a little.
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Taking a bath after 16 hours is nice,,, I mean look how much data one day is.
A binder being held up full of paper
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