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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

The irony that you can’t get your patriot jeans because your president has highlighted how dependent on foreign labour and materials your nazi jeans company is.

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catmilk @catmilk.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

want a treat but i already had my treats today

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

When loads of people get off a bus, does the bus feel like it’s taking a huge shit?

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

A bus at the stop is worth two on the timetable

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I challenge anyone to have as good a trip as this

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The funniest bit to me is “up to 6 game cards” like they’ve done you a favour by including the storage equivalent of one credit card.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

A man who would look you dead in the eye and tell you he’s not emotionally stunted while wearing ripped skinny jeans, aged 38.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I *had* decided I wasn’t going to watch it this year, but it turns out my resolve is very weak.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Needs to be a video Shazam for TikToks you’ve seen over peoples shoulders.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

If Aaron Taylor-Johnson married Anya Taylor-Joy she could become Anya Taylor-Joy-Taylor-Johnson, which I think would be fun for everyone.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I saw the image first and thought “huh, look just like Chris, I’ll send this to him”

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

This is interesting, cos I really didn’t like Peaky Blinders after s1 and half expected this to be more of the same. I’ll give it a go.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

The big tree wants to make sure none of its nutrients are put back into the ecosystem when it eventually falls. “When I die, wrap me in plastic and shoot me into space”

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

This woman on the bus has one of the most beautiful coughs I’ve ever heard

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

New ad slogan idea to promote buses: Get on the bus and have the loudest phone call of your life!

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Hey Silicon Valley. Middle class people have enough stuff, enough apps, enough going on. Maybe switch to helping the genuinely disadvantaged for a bit.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I have this joke, so when someone asks me I act all confused, and then I show them a picture of an owl on my phone and say “is this the SUPERB OWL of which you speak??” 🤣 the look on their face is priceless!!

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Simpsons trivia! Q: which character shits themselves in nearly every episode of the simposns? A: Maggie

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Watching an episode of modern Simpsons (sorry!) and it’s just Skinner and Chalmers on a road trip, and this should have been the whole Simpsons movie.

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

50s inventor: it’s a little machine that plugs into the wall and makes your life easier! It looks nice too! Modern inventor: it’s a subscription that allows your bank to put cameras in your toilet bowl. It requires 2 apps and you get a 5% discount for introducing 100 friends.

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

(Extremely consumer voice) My parcels

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Just saw this cover image for a new show on Disney plus and I’m just looking at the set up here thinking “OH BOY” cos you can tell it AINT gonna be smooth sailing 🤣🤣🤣

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World’s fastest bongo player ™ @bumchampion.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I suppose, rather than coming to terms with the stooginess of it all, the ineffable density of the system which seems to move regardless of public sentiment and in defiance of science or common sense, it’s better to go on a panel show and make a cutting remark once a month.

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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Screenshot of Google search result for "how to unwrinkle ballsack".

AI Overview: You can try using a steamer or iron to remove wrinkles from your scrotum

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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 28/09/2024

i shouldn't have spent so much time on this, but i was inspired

it's shadow the hedgehog in from of a red-colored city holding two guns cross arms and the "Shadow The Hedgehog" text from the title of his game has been changed to say "TRANS RIGHTS OR ELSE" (getting the fonts and look right too me an embarrassing amount of time tbh…) and that design is on a black t-shirt which has been given a background of flames and embers

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/01/2025

I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC

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