Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In a related story, water was confirmed as still being wet. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But sadly had to switch from WR to CB after his double-wrist injury. 020
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Would eating at a Brazilian steakhouse before a competition be considered doping? 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At this point you have to believe that the Trump administration has a fetish for punching themselves in the dick. 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not silly at all, sometime the small and simple things bring us the greatest joy. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a Bears fan for 40+ years, I thought third-string QBs were legally prohibited from winning games 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Great article on Pinkerton, really enjoyed how you reacted to it across the decades 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's strange Nancy Mace is so anti-trans given that she has transitioned into a divorced dad. 15312
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We're going to see a photo of her at the Overlook Hotel in the 1920s. 1230
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Last of Us was the last game that really impacted me beyond playing. Outside of maybe Final Fantasy VII, no game ever hit me emotionally like this one. I still think about the giraffes, the teddy bear, and the ending. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Rock Band is my favorite game of all time. I beat on my plastic drums across four iterations of the series. For years this was a staple of family holiday get-togethers, with one of my brothers dubbing me Branimal for how I played. My RB4 bass pedal breaking was a very sad day. 111
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I loved the survival horror of the first three Resident Evil games, but being able to John Woo zombies with a shit-ton of bullets was even more fun. The scale of the bosses was also mind-blowing at the time. And who didn't love rounding a corner and seeing the blue light of the merchant? 100
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tomb Raider was my return to gaming after being away for a few years. I still think about the T-Rex and the puzzles in the first one were some of the best ever. My wife and I used to race home from our jobs to see who could play first after work. 100
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I played Madden for close to 30 years. I love football, and even though this franchise fell in and out of favor with me over the years, I always came back to it. The most fun I had playing drunk because of the shit talking. 110
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pool of Radiance and all the gold box AD&D games were my gaming obsession for years. I still think they are the greatest digital representation of what it was like to play a game of D&D. And (like Zork) I mapped out every part of these games. 110
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Archon was like being able to play the chess game from Star Wars and still has one of my favorite theme songs. 100
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Zork was not the first Infocom game I played but it was the one that I went nuts for. I was into D&D by this time and I loved the fantasy aspect and the humor. The entrance to Hades floored me as a kid. 100
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pitfall was the first game that really tapped into my imagination beyond what I was seeing on the screen. It made me feel like I WAS running underground and hunting for treasure. 100
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The 9 games the really capture my personality. I was hooked as soon as I started playing arcade games in the 1970s, but these are ones that have stuck with me over the years. 130
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Polls confirming what most of us already know, that Ken Paxton is a gold-plated turd minus the gold plating. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I believe that Donald Trump has what it takes to become the first <20 approval president in history. 031
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As an old Bears fan, I have seen so much self-inflicted dick punching from this team that I am numb to it. But scoring 3 points after last week's 59, doing so against the Vikings, and seeing Caleb Williams go down with an injury was like having those old wounds healed AND THEN freshly punched. 110
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So what you're saying is that this is an important event that only happens once in a generation or two. 011
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the reason AI agents act like assholes is because they were trained by assholes? 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Hiring Bari will make a huge splash!" [sound of ratings plopping into toilet water] 070
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I went to a birthday gangbang and all I got was backdoored in Kamchatka. 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"To understand the proper sleeve length for an orgy jacket, we have to go back to the court of Louis XIV...." 040
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Scott Bessent always looks like a spoiled feline who won't eat anything but British Banquet cat food 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You're not choking on pollution, you're coughing up freedom! 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What a joy to wake up and realize that the Bears offense scoring 59 points was not some crazy dream I had. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Like a sartorial Dunkirk. Can ESPN retreat from this interview before that button is overrun? 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mike Johnson will be stepping down to spend more time not masturbating with his family. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kermit and Miss Piggy deserve Oscars way more than this lifeless collection of 0s and 1s. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They will pry the liner notes out of my cold, napping hands 020
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I have never felt more American than eating a supersized Quarter Pounder meal while driving stick in traffic. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Is it gay to look for cancer in your butt or gay to let cancer live in your butt? 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Spin up The Mantle, I need to stop posting while on the train after drinking 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He will be the first NFL QB to have a pass attempt in 10 different decades 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Agalloch is my favorite metal band and one I never thought I would get so see live, so it was an amazing experience to catch them at Thalia Hall this week. If you love metal but have never listened to them, go spin up “The Mantie” and enjoy. 121
