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Brandon Taitt

@btaitt.bsky.social
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Movies, sci-fi, politics and soccer, including Star Trek, #mnufc, and more. I used to make “sportball” jokes and I’m very sorry for my transgressions.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly, same
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Northern Wisconsin looking like a 60’s Doctor Who intro. Half expected to see Patrick Troughton’s face
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Dr. Bill McGuire told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears, that higher spending would make the team better. This was their final, most essential command.”
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A point a piece for my bird teams today 🫠
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Callendar saves that third one #mnufc
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey @andygreder.bsky.social, any truth to this rumor that KEA is making the drive down 35 to join Austin FC? www.reddit.com/r/AustinFC/s...
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hope for a productive window? Who needs it!
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Peggy did in fact win and so did the Loons. Ya ya, ya betcha.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Peggy’s winning? Loons might just break their losing streak??
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Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
ALT: Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Really reminded of how the Knicks lost one game in the NBA Finals, the only one Trump attended. Every last thing he touches turns to shit.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I had more people attend my one man Minnesota Fringe Festival show on a weekday night.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Woody and I are aging together, love that for us.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Find the Salah in your life who will give you the hook when you need it
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A header taken by a Dortmund player stopped by a goalkeeper who plays in the USL. I love the World Cup.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Aaron, I’m not that man.”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
No one tell the guy who wrote that screed against the pencil sharpening event in Minneapolis, this will infuriate him
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Spanky Mcfarland Throwing Money from Window
ALT: Spanky Mcfarland Throwing Money from Window
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I knew @mnaurorafc.bsky.social had great kit game, but daaaaaaamn. Instant buy.
A person wearing Minnesota Aurora FC’s first ever pride kit, a dark blue starry night with a rainbow aurora near the bottom
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Minnesota State Fair literally pulls bigger, better acts than this.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My price increase from charging our two EVs since February for our commute: 0%.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Not gonna lie, at first glance I thought it was the World Cup trophy
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Just watched Robin Lod get kicked in the face on MLS 360, and the commentators claiming it wasn’t deserving of a red card issues to Kyle Smith. Clown ass commentating. And I home Robin is ok.
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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
More like P.U. stadium
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If you’re siding with Tom Emmer, you’re probably on the wrong side.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think letting SNAP recipients have hot rotisserie chicken is good, actually.
Norman Rockwell painting on man standing up during town hallHere are the 35 House members (23R, 12D) who voted against allowing SNAP (food stamp) benefits to cover the purchase of 'hot rotisserie chicken'

Angie Craig 
Tom Emmer
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
One thing to know is that 988 is not just for those with suicidal ideation, but also if you have a friend who is struggling or if someone you care about died by suicide and you need someone to talk to. I sadly had to use 988 recently for the latter. They were a calming presence at an awful time.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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a r2d2 robot is standing in the sand near a rock
Alt: a r2d2 robot is standing in the sand near a rock and falls
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What is wrong with me that I’m awake for this?
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
MLS and Apple TV can’t even get a kickoff time right.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Get this dope off my timeline, this is a Moon Joy moment
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
so happy for my emotional support astronauts
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Now this I LOVE to see. My daughter loves doing camps but there’s usually 5:1 ratio of boys to girls, and the boys refusing to pass to them at best, or dismiss and demean them at worst. And free is exactly the price it should be if you want to grow the game.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
And on the third movie he rose from the torpedo tube, ascended in a Klingon Bird of Prey, and sits at the right hand of Kirk almighty, from thence he will come to judge all things “fascinating”
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
These rock so hard
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
FA Cup quarter final, or “How Erling Got His Groove Back”
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Me today and for the next ten days #artemis
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a close up of a lego character with a smiley face
Alt: a close up of a lego character with a smiley face
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I've loved astronomy and the space program, especially Apollo, since I was a little boy but it was always about what *was*, as history. It feels surreal to see a real human lunar mission happening in my lifetime, and with a crew that looks like more like our country.
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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Astronaut Jeremy Hansen is taking Indigenous culture past the Moon: his mission patch was designed by Henry Guimond, an Anishinaabe artist, incorporating one Indigenous perspective about the seven sacred laws, which are represented by animals. 🧪 #ArtemisII
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Jeremy Hansen's patch for the Artemis II mission
CSA astronaut Jeremy Hansen's patch was created for his participation in the Artemis II mission by Anishinaabe artist Henry Guimond. It includes personal and Indigenous elements important to Jeremy.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A few stray observations from the Loons open practice: - Boxy was warming up off to the side so that’s good to see - Gressel wasn’t dressed at all and primarily off to the side or with coaches, did he pick up an injury? - Marcus Caldeira has been fun to watch and had some impressive moves
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
💔 Forever the king
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This was genuinely my favorite moment from the Loons game today, especially the widdle tummy taps Wil gave to Paul Rothrock. #mnufc
A picture on top of Wil Trapp with Paul Rothrock draped on his lap and Wil's hand is on Rothrock's tum tum. 

On the bottom, a renaissance sculpture depicting Mary holding the body of Jesus Christ.
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“Let’s increase the deficit while also giving Republicans political relief at the same time! I am a Very Smart Democratic Consultant! 🤡 🤡 “ “Sounds great, will do.” Mark Kelly
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Liverpool draw against relegation threat Spurs Loons break a club record in the worst possible way This can only get worse if "Sinners" or "OBAA" lose to "Frankenstein" for Best Picture
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
So... are we trying to bring back the 2017 season as a 10th anniversary thing, or... ? #mnufc
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
And on the next episode of everyone’s favorite podcast-within-a-podcast “Brendan Carr is a Dummy” @reckless.bsky.social @davidpierce.xyz
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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shrek is standing on top of a set of stairs with two knights .
Alt: Farquad from Shrek: “some Of you May Day but it’s a sacrifice I’m Willing to make”
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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
On top of the kickass tifo (that I was proud to help hoist today) and the ICE OUT NOW banners on the Apple broadcast, it was cool to see state flag signed by Austin FC fans in the Wonderwall today. We have friends everywhere 💚💙 #mnufc #austinfc
A Minnesota state flag with signatures in the supporters section of Allianz Field
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