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“Dr. Bill McGuire told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears, that higher spending would make the team better. This was their final, most essential command.”

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A point a piece for my bird teams today 🫠

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Drake Callendar almost certainly saves that last goal

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Chapman is doing awful damage to the rep of my kind

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Does this mean his wages are off our books right now as well?

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

They each get $5 and/or a trip to McDonalds after.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Good & Gather Wipes Loons sponsor incoming

Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey @andygreder.bsky.social, any truth to this rumor that KEA is making the drive down 35 to join Austin FC? www.reddit.com/r/AustinFC/s...

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“But EVs don’t work in the cold!!!” (waves arms at Norway)

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I’m just hoping we get a signing from North Haverbrook, by gum it could put us on the map

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

To be clear, all love to Andy - it ain’t the messenger’s fault!

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hope for a productive window? Who needs it!

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When I saw she was up like 12% even before Hennepin and Ramsey were in I knew it was done. And Dakota being basically tied to boot? That one probably hurt Craig deep.

Peggy did in fact win and so did the Loons. Ya ya, ya betcha.

The Kids (Caldeira, Gonzales) have earned some starts

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Both of his goals were assisted by one of The Kids too, Marcus Caldeira

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A Tigres supporter tapped me on the shoulder on the end and shook my hand to say “good game”. Most polite end to shootouts in the stands too!

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

At no point does Padelford scan at all and that’s an issue I’ve seen time and again from him.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“Score, dammit” NSC nostalgia rings too true, sadly

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Damn, another one lost to space madness

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Shigeru Miyamoto is like the Steven Spielberg of gaming

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If only there was some form of assistance that could be provided through video

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

And yet somehow this is worthy of a national semi-final. Could have camerawork done by actual broadcasters but nah. Clown league.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Really reminded of how the Knicks lost one game in the NBA Finals, the only one Trump attended. Every last thing he touches turns to shit.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Nearby Powerade bottles tremble in fear

Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I teared up, so happy for him. Can't imagine the torrent of emotion there.

Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I had more people attend my one man Minnesota Fringe Festival show on a weekday night.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Is the chance of hosting known yet?

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Dude *rolled over him*, and he still got back up. Mind blowing.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Woody and I are aging together, love that for us.

Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Find the Salah in your life who will give you the hook when you need it

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

A header taken by a Dortmund player stopped by a goalkeeper who plays in the USL. I love the World Cup.

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Aaron, I’m not that man.”

James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

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Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal

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Brandon Taitt @btaitt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

No one tell the guy who wrote that screed against the pencil sharpening event in Minneapolis, this will infuriate him