Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The AWP gods have elevated me from an attendee to a panelist. Stoked to go to Chicago and eat all the vegan food. 080
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Television pitch: a medical drama for people who are squeamish. Basically just The Pitt but no close ups of all the gross things about the medical field. 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 24/02/2026The world needs to know that my partner woke up from anesthesia and complimented a nurse in scrubs on her outfit. 010
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Had my hair in a ponytail, and I became a parent’s teachable moment to explain to their son to not point. 010
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Got acceptances on the last 2 poems from my MFA from 10 years ago. Thought they weren’t good enough after one submission cycle. 9 years later, submitted unrevised on a whim and immediately taken. 2100
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Here is the writer crew at @vermontstudioctr.bsky.social. What an unbelievable residency with so many talented folks. 041
Reposted by Brendan StephensMatthew Harrison @matthewharrison.bsky.social · 08/01/2026No homosexuality allowed in the core at A&M. 122
Reposted by Brendan StephensThe Florida Review @theflreview.bsky.social · 05/01/2026We are still currently accepting submissions for our annual chapbook contest! Follow the link in our bio to enter. #flreview 011
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This just in, my partner is not thrilled that I have started to refer to finishing a novel as “beating a book.” 020
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Last year, my resolution was to connect with old friends with a goal of calling someone every week. I quickly found that NO ONE wants to be cold-called and that scheduling a chat with people in their 30-40s is like, “I’m busy this day, week, & month, but I’d love to catch up around 2030.” 020
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Hey, in case you missed it, the new SmokeLong is out! So many excellent flash stories plus a little interview by me. 072
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Sewanee is getting rid of publishing fellowships for needs-based scholarships. Weirdly torn. Stoked for more people to have access, yet a fellowship was a white whale for me. And since I got a stable career and won’t qualify for needs-based, I doubt I’ll ever make it to Sewanee. 010
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Ethical question: if a student sends me an AI email, should I give an AI reply? I just spent twenty minutes responding point by point to an AI email, pretending not to notice, and I kind of resent exerting any effort. 140
Reposted by Brendan StephensThe Florida Review @theflreview.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Please join us in celebrating The Florida Review contributors Naomi Gordon-Loebl and Jason Brown, whose respective essays were honored as "Notable Essays of 2024" by Best American Essays. #theflreview 021
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I have a graduating student who is interested in being a reader or intern for a literary magazine or small press. Do any of y’all know of anyone looking for readers? 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I recently learned that if I’d been a girl, my parents would’ve named me after a ski company called Kastle, pronouncing it Kass-ley. I have no idea what to do with this information and yet it feels very profound. 110
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Bianca: “This song is about losing your virginity by having sex.” Me: “Is there another way?” 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Backing into a parking spot, I begin singing “What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.” 010
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 02/10/2025It’s me. Really tried to experiment with breaking a rule of fiction with this one. I wanted to try to show an epiphany that ultimately doesn’t provoke a change in the character. Bleak stuff. Enjoy! 040
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I got a story in this issue along with a bunch of my favorite writers. Unreal issue! 141
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Just took some Tylenol so I think this means I’m about to go ASD super Saiyan. 010
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025My followers on here skew literary instead of punk/metal, but I feel like it is still worth a little tribute to Tomas Lindberg, the vocalist for At the Gates and Disfear. Slaughter of the Soul was my first death metal listen and Live the Storm is the best dbeat lp ever. What a monster. 020
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025In the middle of a classic DND session where an insulted NPC kindly asks the party to leave his house, so the party had no choice but to escalate to a hostage situation which quickly turned to a kidnapping. 010
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I had a reader point out that I overused “ever” and “just” in my manuscript, so I literally spent 2 hours with ctrl+f searching and changing wording. Can’t decide if this was my most productive or least productive writing session of 2025. 030
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I just found out a picture of me as a child has been sold as a postcard for like 30 years. Where are my residuals? 040
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I have made a grave and terrible error by committing to a show with doors at 9 and music at 10. 150
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 22/08/2025A close friend (and former editor of Gulf Coast and Black Warrior Review) was recently diagnosed with ALS. He’s lost most of his mobility and a lot of his medical care isn’t covered by insurance. He’s been a gift to the literary community and he could use your help. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ry...gofundme.comDonate to Support Ryan's Fight Against ALS, organized by DONNA BOLLENBACHSupport Ryan in his Fight against ALS At just 37 years old, our youngest son… DONNA BOLLENBACH needs your support for Support Ryan's Fight Against ALS 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 18/08/2025The people who most baffle me are those that post online, “I hated this TV show with hundreds of hours of content on my first watch, but I really loved it by my third rewatch.” 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Bianca hates my faculty headshot, but all I care about is my students knowing I was having a good hair day. 100
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 07/08/2025A note to all unpublished writers: please delete that Byron quote before submitting. Your piece doesn’t need an epigraph. 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 02/08/2025It’s nine in the morning and I’m trying to find box office projections for The Naked Gun because deep down I truly want it to be a blockbuster, and oh my god what have I become? 110
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I’ve been editing out my beloved em dashes, and honestly, I’ll never forgive ChatGPT for making me use parentheses. 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I miss the early seasons of Chopped, before the chefs practiced and cracked the code on transforming ingredients. Those early episodes were so good cause chefs would make a Michelin star seaweed salad and then sprinkle gummy bears on top. 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Great opportunity for flash writers who want to see behind the curtain of lit mags. 020
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Excited to announce I accepted an assistant professor gig at West Texas A&M. Stoked to explore Amarillo and Palo Duro Canyon. 161
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I’m at the stage of revision where I’m just circling passages and writing in the margin “Make this paragraph less bad.” 000
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 24/05/2025How are sports fans not considered more nerdy than every other fandom? They’ll see someone repoing the same team gear and start chanting in public. Like wouldn’t that be the same energy as two strangers in Pokémon shirts spotting each other and bursting into the theme song? 240
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 21/05/2025A hotel receptionist just said, “You have been upgraded to a bigger room due to… circumstances.” I’ve never received such good news that also seems sinister. 030
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Museums are wild cause there will be a plaque that says, “Despite being famously short, this lord commissioned a painting as standing over 10 feet tall with the wives of his rivals depicted as his concubines. Also in the corner is his dresser.” 040
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 07/05/2025The other day, I was showing my Submittable to students. I was at 470 rejections and said, “I’d love to get to 500 rejections by the fall,” and I think my students thought I was joking. 020
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Woah. I got a fellowship for the Vermont Studio Center. January can’t come fast enough. 050
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 24/04/2025In an escalation in pet naming, @biancastephens.bsky.social has started calling me “The Ultimate Baby.” Send help. 030
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 23/04/2025So I’ve had an unofficial diagnosis as autistic for going on a decade, because I couldn’t afford the diagnostic. Literally met with a clinical psychologist last week for in-take in preparation for the diagnostic in a few weeks. (Pt 1) 230
Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Celebrated Easter by getting a tattoo covering up the cross I’d got on my 18th birthday. Still have a few more sessions ahead of me to completely go over my old Christian tattoos, but damn it feels great to not be wearing my religious trauma. 040