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Brendan Stephens

@bstephens.bsky.social
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writer | assistant professor | nonfiction editor for Aquifer: Florida Review Online | metal head brendanstephenswriting.com

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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Here is the writer crew at @vermontstudioctr.bsky.social. What an unbelievable residency with so many talented folks.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
At the Vermont Studio Center to crush pages.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I just found out a picture of me as a child has been sold as a postcard for like 30 years. Where are my residuals?
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Bianca hates my faculty headshot, but all I care about is my students knowing I was having a good hair day.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This is me after moving back to Texas.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Boom, roasted.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I entered a local art exhibit with some b/w photography. I got some major imposter syndrome when it comes to photography, but trying new things is pretty sick, right?
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
If you know, you know.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Best debut novel I’ve read in years.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Reading a great book, but it says that a EDM dance club is full of crust punks. All punks may seem “crusty” but crust punks are a whole thing. Not all of us train hop with a pit bull named Fetus. Unless Aus Rotten is reuniting in the dance club, the crust punks should be panhandling outside.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I consider myself as a prose writer, but occasionally I write poetry and sometimes those poems even get published. Stoked to be in the new issue of Orca.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’m teaching my class on debunking conspiracies and afterwards I see this in the department group chat.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Winter issue of the Georgia Review! Can’t wait to see my story in print!
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Finished off my blackout tattoo sleeve.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Even without me ever mentioning fantasy, one of my students picked up the vibe that I would appreciate a 3D printed sea dragon.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Wait, since when has it been a part of the Duolingo lore that their mascot is thirsty for Dua Lipa?
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
In my office listening to metal when a student pops in to ask if I’ve ever heard of a band called “Korn, spelled with a K,” and I felt like Aslan.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Sometimes you’re walking with a little Gator-Ade and the universe tells you to take a sexy picture.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Just hit my 1000 day Duolingo streak. I’m approaching my goal of being an unbearable guy who orders in Spanish at Mexican restaurants, earning eye rolls from everyone.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
I’ve got a comic up on @therumpus.bsky.social today! Art by the overly-talented @ediequinn.bsky.social.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
It’s October and a stray black kitten just came onto our porch and sat next to our pumpkin.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
When you’re incredibly busy but you feel like the world is missing a black metal cover of Temple of the Dog.
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
ATTACKED
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Brendan Stephens @bstephens.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Got a headshot for my campus profile, and I can’t tell if I look professional or sarcastic.
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