Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I never expected that hating the texture of nearly all fruit would only become increasingly more embarrassing as I age. 000
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Brendan never thinks I’m funny until I do stuff like call Mark Ruffalo ~Bark Buffalo~ 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Brendan forever has always said “Bless the Binky” after I sneeze and I never even registered it was weird until yesterday. 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 24/07/2025People who like Always Sunny really like to hear white people just screaming a lot. 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Listening to F**k Me Eyes on repeat to distract me from this fucking bill. 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 28/02/2025“I know I don’t have the best confidence but I AM as cool as snoopy in sunglasses” @bstephens.bsky.social 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Not my husband saying “UGH I found a hair as white as Santa’s pubes!!” 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Ready for Taylor Swift to write the song about Travis Kelce being bummed to lose the Super Bowl meanwhile was losing her by being a Trumpie. 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Is it just me or did parents that freaked out about saying OMG because of it ~taking the Lord’s name in vain~ instead of explaining that using it to justify and weaponize ya know destroying other people and civilization maybe not the move? Idk. 020
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Trump has been in office 1 day and that morherfucker already gave me COVID 011
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 04/04/2024My personality currently is watching tik tok videos of people eating food I have no access to and being sad about it. 000
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 23/01/2024Just gonna say it: grow up and stop being afraid of all snakes. Most are fine. Get over it. 000
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 14/01/2024After Brendan’s first peloton ride he feels ready to be an instructor that wears corpse paint and does metal and REAL emo rides. 020
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 21/11/2023My work requires me to say good morning to everyone and my coworker and I did it in the wrong group chat and I got in trouble can I quit my job now? 000
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 16/10/2023First time getting Covid 0/10 experience donor recommend 000
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 12/10/2023I am often in the position where I get the opportunity to be the dumbest person in the room. I hope I am appreciated for this. 010
Bianca Stephens @biancastephens.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Brendan and I have animals that visit us regularly on our porch and we call them “porch pals” idk how to feel. 030