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B. Stanley

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parking-lot visionary // brooklyn

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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 5h
The worst
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I will clean your dirty, gum covered gas station for free” lol what
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one who speaks German could be an evil man
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TIL what LISSY is and am reading one of the entries in the LIS working papers series on public trust so thank you
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who wins?
Meme of DW from the show Arthur saying “That sign can't stop me because I can't read!”
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good piece. Love those books.
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lol
Translation from Korean: You little brat, go play way over there instead of here.
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
10/10
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who is Abraham Fincoln?
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
youtu.be/HjV1gE-VLgg?...
youtu.be
Ali G confused by vet
YouTube video by David France
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
YOU’VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One contestant, attempting to present Gore with a bushel of Pennsylvania apples, was reportedly waved aside with the words, “No. No fucking way.”
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That’s a good way of looking at it
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I like that flies get their own littler flies around them when they die
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Photo of Morrissey w the caption
Dermatologists HATE him!
Not because of his skin or anything
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He’s crying it’s so beautiful
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh shit I need this!
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a formerly conservative friend on this trajectory and his upset texts about things normie Dems have been upset about for a decade are very endearing
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Comic where a guy with a toddler is talking to another guy:
Guy with toddler: “my daughter's a libertarian, too!”
Other guy: “how do you know?”
First guy: “she doesn't understand the world at all, so I just figured”
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Agreed, sportsbooks should have to follow something like the Off Track Betting model popular in New York a couple decades ago (and still exists upstate), where you have to go to a storefront to place bets. Might exist other places too, I’m not an expert (or a gambler)
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ahhh thank you
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not gonna lie, I don’t understand what the last panel is implying
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Damn bro you would’ve loved 2026
“Heemeyer was strongly in favor of gambling legalization and campaigned for the cause on several occasions. At one point, he began
disseminating a newspaper of his own on the issue, as he believed the local newspapers were biased against this cause. In 1994, a measure was proposed that would have legalized gambling in Grand Lake and Heemeyer was so passionate about the cause that he nearly came to blows with a local reporter who was opposed to the proposal.”
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not really true. But colloquially if someone gets a big payout, from an injury or an insurance payout or severance, etc, someone might say “yeah he got a fat check” Also I just typed all this before realizing I’m replying to something from 11 months ago…
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Big props to Brad Lander on winning his primary. Dude has done the moral thing many times and put his body on the line against ICE. He even came to Minnesota during the ICE Occupation to see the injustice firsthand. It’s nice to see moral courage rewarded by voters.
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And we have just received word that he has declined the Jets offer
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Cooked
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
MPAs stand up!
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What is Paris
Cover art for the album known as “Cross” by Justice
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You gotta figure he’s dry bc he put on those doll clothes and they didn’t like stick to him really did they?
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Reboot season 1 is pretty forgettable but season 2 is actually great
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m a Knicks fan and I actually liked Wemby from afar before this series but watching him and how he goes about his business for 2 weeks I can’t believe what he weenie he is
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Somebody hijacked one at Fulton St
Advertisement for an AI company that has been defaced to include the phrases “ABOLISH PRISONER SLAVERY” and “DEMOLISH DELANEY HALL”
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
While I agree with you, pro athletes don’t do jack shit to support the broader labor movement in any visible way. You don’t see sports stars out there talking about how their own unions impact their pay, let alone encouraging fans to organize their workplaces
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Those goaltending calls were when I knew it was over tonight
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 06/06/2026
#Knicks
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I had never heard of this place until a week ago but I was just in Rome on vacation and our walking tour guide was talking shit about it lol
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It’s been so long since the Knicks made the finals, their last finals roster included Herb Williams, who was born in 1958
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When I lived in Philly in college, every shop was selling “New York Shitty” t-shirts. Just the most embarrassing, bitter little bother shit of all time
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Brand new sentence
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The AI haters manifesto: anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
anthonymoser.github.io
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This rules. Your book is so good (and I actually got it from the Brooklyn public library when it came out)
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
On thing I didn’t know about Bloomberg’s tenure as NYC mayor until way after the fact was that he would fund small initiatives in specific neighborhoods using his own money to test out new City services. No idea what Steyers plans are but there are worse ways for a billionaire to spend money
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Damn I never thought about it like this. You’re so right.
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Photo of morrissey with the caption:
Dermatologists HATE him!
Not because of his skin or anything
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
who up wanting to believe
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Well I’ll be damned
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
There’s just no way
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B. Stanley @bstan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
youtu.be/evKuSq_GDkw?...
youtu.be
Graffiti Ad - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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