Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ya'll need to be reading Rodger Sherman's college football recaps if you are not already. This entire paragraph is amazing and cuts right to the point. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You what will never get recalled? These bangers. #foryourhealth 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026All rippers, no skippers yousuckatcooking.bandcamp.com/album/eatyousuckatcooking.bandcamp.comEAT, by You Suck at Cooking20 track album 020
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Hey Apple, why in the name of God is "Add to Dictionary" the 2nd item down? Why is it even on this fucking list? Who is adding to the dictionary more than maybe 3 times in their life if ever at all? What in the fuck are we doing here? 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@katienolan.bsky.social first time long time (since the he who shall not be named days). I just wanted to get in early and ask that you please beat @minakimes.bsky.social on May 12. I know this has already been filmed but please do it for Pablo's content machine. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 04/03/2026@radiatorcomics.bsky.social Hey Ohh, I just bought this awesome comic and your thank you page has a broken image on it. Looks like someone missed the staging url in the search/replace because stupid WordPress uses absolute URLs: staging.radiatorcomics.com/wp-content/u... 110
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports! Let's gooooo @rodger.bsky.social 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Post a banger that’s not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0...youtube.comKNEECAP - C.E.A.R.T.A (Official Music Video)YouTube video by KNEECAP 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Ma Ma, Pa Pa, may we go for an ice cream treat after I get done playing GI Joe and attacking the school project? What a terrific day I've had! To think that I was so mad when I passed out from standing up too fast this morning. Silly me! Ha ha! 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Where do I get the job of constructing fake homes in order to burn them down by putting a 16lb frozen turkey into 5 gallons of 400 degree peanut oil? Shit, I'd do it for free. 030
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2025What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 2. Punchy Died For Your Sins There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch. He smells really nice. Might be a she. They smell really nice. A red ghost should be scary, cause blood. This ghost is great, cause red 40. I like them. I think they like me. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2025What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 1. I Wrote a Song This is a song. This is not a very good song. It's bad. Gonna quit while I'm ahead. 120
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I got a 3 day ban on Reddit for calling a Nazi a Nazi. This is the dumbest timeline. 020
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2025How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell. 030
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Can we get a check on Harrison Butker? With the rapture going down it would be a shame if he disappeared off the face of the earth forever. Real big shame. 120
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2025i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God 0173
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this. 030
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoottwitch.tvMisterScoot - Twitch🎧DJ DR DAD Vinyl & Chill🎧 | #1 Sandwich Tag Streamer 020
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore. 020
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 29/07/2025The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them. I love local MILFs. 100
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening. #weezergetsit 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you. 100
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2025"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill." 020
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 16/05/2025"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty." 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 15/05/2025You are reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?media.tenor.coma cartoon character is driving a yellow car with a horn attached to the steering wheel .Alt: Mr. Magoo is driving a yellow car with a horn attached to the steering wheel and drives over the top of a train after honking at it. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025All rippers, no skippers. 2025 has been very very good to me. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I'd say hang it in the Louvre but that seems rude. Anyways, tomorrow night should be interesting. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Great read on Clark and her return to Iowa before the WNBA season gets rolling. Something special is going on in Indiana with the Fever and with what the Pacers are doing. www.theringer.com/2025/05/05/w...theringer.comThe Stakes Have Been Raised for Caitlin Clark and the FeverThe reinforcements have arrived; now comes the pressure for the WNBA’s biggest star. Can she deliver on Indiana’s new title expectations? 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 19/04/2025What I hate to most about the last 3 months is that the useful idiots still have no idea that they are no longer useful. All they needed you're MAGA ass for was to win one more election. You don't have a purpose anymore and they are coming for you next, you're the easiest prey. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 14/03/2025VERY IMPORTANT SKEEET: G.I. Joe is streaming live 24/7 on youtube. Maybe this isn't the worst timeline: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3m...youtube.comG.I. JOE: A Real American Hero 🎖️ Full Episodes 🔴 Live 24/7YouTube video by Hasbro 000
