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Bsmitty

@bsmitty.bsky.social
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Birthday Andre!
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What Vic did to Brian was bad, this made it legendary.
A picture of the biggest badass on the planet
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ya'll need to be reading Rodger Sherman's college football recaps if you are not already. This entire paragraph is amazing and cuts right to the point.
Dabo basically refuses to participate in college football as it presently exists, instead pining for the sport’s past; Lane is actively at the forefront of creating a new, worse version of college football to make his team better. Dabo believes in loyalty, consistency, stability, development, and of course, Jesus Christ. I don’t think Lane believes in anything, but he just kicked Dabo’s ass so thoroughly the laces left marks.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You what will never get recalled? These bangers. #foryourhealth
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Let's go hunt moose and jack-off!
Desi Lydic dressed as a man saying, "Let's go hunt moose and jack-off!"
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Quietly attends by posting all over social media about it. Fucking GOT EM.
Mamdani with a Knicks fan at last nights game
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Presented in the finest potato quality known to man
That stupid facebook non-authorization that old people fell for hard in like 2018
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Male. 60's. Shotgun wound to the everywhere.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Great minds
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hey Apple, why in the name of God is "Add to Dictionary" the 2nd item down? Why is it even on this fucking list? Who is adding to the dictionary more than maybe 3 times in their life if ever at all? What in the fuck are we doing here?
Picture of the right click options of a macbook.  Add to Dictionary is the second item listed, no one knows why.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@radiatorcomics.bsky.social Hey Ohh, I just bought this awesome comic and your thank you page has a broken image on it. Looks like someone missed the staging url in the search/replace because stupid WordPress uses absolute URLs: staging.radiatorcomics.com/wp-content/u...
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
First thing I thought about were the crappy graphs on r/collegebasketball
Mayor Mamdani sitting at a park saying, "Just look at this graph." Above his hand is a terrible hand made graph showing Purdue vs Indiana with the text, "Wins against Ranked Nonconfrence Opponents (football + basketball)." Purdue has 1, Indian has 0.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? Ask the other 27 teams for it.
My NBA Jams Grand Champions screen proudly reading BMS.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
How I identify myself. No sense in fucking around.
Idk, this shirt is a good damn mess.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Ma Ma, Pa Pa, may we go for an ice cream treat after I get done playing GI Joe and attacking the school project? What a terrific day I've had! To think that I was so mad when I passed out from standing up too fast this morning. Silly me! Ha ha!
A Nazi douche destroys art and goes to jail for it. His pants are 2 sizes too small and I'm pretty sure his bullet proof vest has a Lamborghini symbol on it cause he sucks.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This bacon stealing jerk is the antagonist.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is what peak robot performance looks like. Tank treads or nothing.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I have been staring at Hello Sunshine for 2 weeks now, tonight it gets read.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My oldest son, now 12, having tea with my mother in law when we lived in Chicago. So much of who he and and what he has become came from these moments. It warms my heart every time I see this pic.
My son, maybe 3, with a shock of curly blond hair is grasping a fancy tea cup with his chubby little fingers.  He is at his Grandmother's home in Chicago, the 23rd floor of a high rise that overlooks J Pasker Park.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Live from my couch they have destroyed, Mary (eyes open) and Peter.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God
Mutley giggling like the goofball he is
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You've inspired me.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Big Octo energy. Love this!
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The fucking Bulls added 22 points of misery LOL
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Gif-Able
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This is my son Max holding Pete. Pete also sucks and eats everything not boarded up or nailed to the ground.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
*take a sip* *shrugs* "Fuck it."
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
#euros
Meme with a picture of the German Goal Keeper Berger on one piece of paper and a brick wall on another.  It's captioned "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Below, Pam from the office is saying "They're the same picture."
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Drop some SCALES
Killer Croc looking daddy in the Arkham Video game series
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Love that this was a joke. Until it was not.
A black and white photo of an 1800's doctor doing god knows what with a phone to his ear, it bears the caption: " Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like 'yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it.'  "
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
OMG they did it!
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Me 5 light domestics in wondering who makes mascot suits.
100's of Beavers gif where the main character is wearing a beer helmet, he stairs blankly before dancing off.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It would be Kansas but this sweet bastard saves the day.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Hats off to KEN, his 28k murdered my 10K
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
See a Doc, post a Doc
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sir, I have gotten to the heart of the issue!
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
He's got a point, look at this idiot. "I don't want to get shot." What a baby.
Guy in a ghillie suit with a sunset in the background.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
All rippers, no skippers. 2025 has been very very good to me.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I'd say hang it in the Louvre but that seems rude. Anyways, tomorrow night should be interesting.
Draymond Green choking out Rudy Golbert with a terrifying look of murder in his eyes.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
NEVAH!!
Tommy Townsend is Punt Jesus coming to theaters July 14th!

OR

An obvious photoshopped photo of Tommy Townsend as Jesus.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Kate McKinnon's as her awesome character Dr. Wenowdis saying, "We know dis"
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Vacation/serious illness or injury.
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Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The logo game is so strong.
The logo for the University of Vermont, it's a catamount jumping through a green V with a yellow stoke inline.
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